SamRo In A Bikini!
In high school, there was this majorly butchie gym teacher who basically made SamRo look like fucking Claudia Schiffer. A lot of dumb whores would mistakenly call her Mr. Honeycutt instead of Ms. Honeycutt (the names have been changed to protect the innocent). When it came time to get into the pool, Ms. Honeycutt came out in a tight one-piece swimsuit. It made all of us slap ourselves in the eyes, because we couldn't believe what we were seeing. We expected this bull dyke to come out in an oversized t-shirt and trunks to her knees. It made me feel uncomfortable at first, but then it was kind of hot. I like the unexpected.
I sort of felt the same way while looking at these pictures of SamRo and HoHan sunning their lezzie flaps in Cabo. Not only is SamRo wearing a bikini, but it's pink and looks like it came from fucking Sanrio. And you think you know someone! Next you're going to tell me that she isn't the one who wears the strap-on!
Here's more of these two hipster gayelles in Mexico. How do you say gayelle in Spanish? Maricalley? I just made that up, so it's probably really offensive or doesn't make any fucking sense.
hahaha maricalley doesn't have sense :P, in Spanish they can be called bolleras(women that "make" buns XD) or tortilleras. Marica is a term for gay males.
Ew it makes me uncomfortable. She has a yuck body and I'd expect her in board shorts not a pink bikini! This is even more f-cked up than what seeing her in a skirt would look like, it's worse. Doesn't this go totally against the butch dyke code? It just doesn't compute. I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
Samro actually does have tits and they're about the same size as her kneecaps.
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At first glance, I thought Lilo was strolling the beach with Arnie from 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape'.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
good news for them: small amounts of most any drug are legal in Mexico
add some tequila and they'll be fuckin in public
Lezbutts!
SamRo walks like a neanderthal!
LiLo has a seriously hot rack when she's not falling apart. It's too bad that she so rarely adorns it well and that she is such a huge douchebag. But I do get why she's still around.
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lilo is drug skinny again
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The war isn't working.
she has cellulite..she's a skinny fat
and she walks like a dork
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The war isn't working.
There is nothing feminine looking about SamRo. ew
I've seen nicer looking asses on a donkey farm.
What's next? Rojo Caliente in a minidress and pumps?
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Sam's gait is so awkward in all of these pictures. She looks like a newborn horse just learning to walk.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that seriously just made me LOL!
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
ew, saggy anorexic butt cheeks.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
At first glance I was wondering what Micheal Phelps was doing wearing a bikini top.
WOW- LiLo's arms are sooooo fucking thin. She was MUCH bigger than her girlfriend when they first started out together. I hope for her dumbass that it's the being with such a thin ass chick all the fucking time and being bigger that did it and not a bunch of fucking drugs.
If it is drugs then she's doing well hiding it these days. Could that be the good in SamRo? She knows how to hide it?
Someone once said in a thread here that it WAS SamRo that was driving LiLo's car when she got busted and it WAS SamRo's drugs on her and SamRo was the one that was calling the paps on her all the fucking time. I don't think that is so. They are really doing good together.
Dyke and let Dyke, Bitches.
"Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul."
just when i thought hohan's saggy ass was gonna make me puke! i picture samantha ronson as more of an olympic lycra one-piece kind of girl?!?!?
"It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper." ~Errol Flynn
I kid you not:
I'm looking at this pic of SamRo and my 7 year old daughter walks up and says "Huh? Who's he?" pointing to Sam the man.
Seriously!!!
I just stopped an 11 minute laughter because I was reading about Michael K.'s butchie gym teacher.
... but Samantha still looks better than Mischa Barton to me.
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You can call them "lesbianas" which is boring, but they're called "tortilleras" in Miami by the cubanos. I'm not sure if "maricas" is one that's used either. I've heard if for gay men but it might apply to gayelles too. I think gayelles is a great word though! I'm so glad SamRo decided to get a friggin tan, she is BEYOND pale. Hohan's body looks hot per usual, grrrr!
Your face!
That's really, really, really, really, really weird and uncomfortable. For me. yuck.
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oh no, no, no, no, no i did NOT need to see that
Bleurghhh! SamRo is even more revolting nearly naked. Thin but without any muscle tone, anaemic-looking skin and not even good posture. What the hell does LiLo see in this bitch, she could do so much better. I give it about 5 more minutes before Lindsay loses all interest.
My lezzie gym teacher was named Miss Ball. Not even joking. She was actually very nice.
Shit I hate to say it but SamRo has a better ass than HoHan! I mean really HoHan has alot going on with that thing and it ain't all pretty. Picture that shit 25 years from now - damm that's not pretty!
Submitted by loric on September 30, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by joe on September 30, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Anyone know what LiLo's tramp stamp says?
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I hate that I know this, but it says "Bella Vita"
Beautiful life in italian.
Gracias. Now I can hate that I know it, too. :-)
While it is a nice surprise to see ManRo is a pink bikini, those 2 really need to eat a friggin' samwich (hell, SHARE one even) and get some muscle on those coked out boney frames.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 3:22pm.
That's when you should have pretended. Even if you had already talked, to be an answering machine like "HA fooled you, thought I was here, leave a message. beeeeeeeep beep bitch beeeppp!!!!"
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I should have told her the truth instead of saying 'I was ill.'
"Well, cranky bitch, I woke up depressed as hell from a break-up, and on top of that my cramps were absolutely beyond crippling and I was having a hard time walking. They were so bad they were actually giving me diarrhea. I felt that a good enough reason to stay home. I am getting the sense, however, that you think regardless of what's going on in my life, that I should be here answering the phone, so please call my administrator and have her up my salary so I can get paid time and a half while I work from home while sick."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 30, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Oh my God. I just had some dumb bitch call and say "Why wasn't there any answer yesterday? I called all day long. No one answered. Why is that?"
Because I'm allowed to have a fucking day off if I goddamn feel like it you stupid useless bag of blood. God fucking damnit some people really piss me off.
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That's when you should have pretended. Even if you had already talked, to be an answering machine like "HA fooled you, thought I was here, leave a message. beeeeeeeep beep bitch beeeppp!!!!"
These bitches need to exercise!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Proof position that being skinny doesn't mean you'll look good in a bikini!
these young broads look awfully wide, saggy and untoned from the back...from the front too...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
her body looks skinny fat even though its really skinny...its like raw chicken or something. just completely unappealing like a junkie body. lohan looks pretty good though.
Oh my God. I just had some dumb bitch call and say "Why wasn't there any answer yesterday? I called all day long. No one answered. Why is that?"
Because I'm allowed to have a fucking day off if I goddamn feel like it you stupid useless bag of blood. God fucking damnit some people really piss me off.
LCT.. yes, that would kill the kiss buzz by hearing the 'other' kisseeee saying "ew, no, stop ick HOIK" I'd have to hit her hard enough to knock her out, then make out w/ said dead body. Is that wrong??
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Submitted by Anonymousfckr on September 30, 2008 - 2:07pm.
lindsay has a droopy ass. saggier than chicken cutlet's to be fair
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LOL yep
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Gayelle in Spanish = Tortillera, cachapera or maricona
Take your pick.
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Is that a tramp stamp on Ronson? Wow.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 2:54pm.
LCT.. Good times.!! Good Tongue Times!! I used tongue too.. Why Knot!! haha K.. I think she was straight pretending, which was wrong. Now I'm confused for LIIIIFE!
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So what if she was straight pretending? Straight pretend gayelle kisses would be so much better than with a chick who couldn't stop saying. "Ew! Icky! Tee hee!"
okies that was my old one, REFRESH! and you will be refreshed!
ah ha I see you did, LOL
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LCT.. Good times.!! Good Tongue Times!! I used tongue too.. Why Knot!! haha K.. I think she was straight pretending, which was wrong. Now I'm confused for LIIIIFE!
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Oh, I remember my first girl-girl kiss. It was w/ a friend who had kissed one of her friends, and I was like "oh me, me me.. I wanna kiss!" So we did.. no fireworks, whatever.. Then I told my BFF about it.. She was totally pissed, and jealous and was like "Why didn't you kiss me, or experiment w/ me?" uh, well, uh. I guess we can kiss now, I guess...... *blinks* Gayelle fight, fight!!
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I had one too! It was on Valentine's day and we'd had some drinkypoos with a bunch of coworkers and one of the guys said he'd never seen girls kiss, so we did. Tongues and everything!
OMG, Snowy, I was way off.. I see Sawyer now.. *rushes home just to watch YouTube from Snowy to cream my panties, my only pair of panties*
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Snowy.. Is that Mia Marcalis? (sp?) from Pulp Fiction.. yeeaah! woof woof.. *paws* Meow!!
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LOL oakie, mmmm creamy pudding!
watch it at home, do you see my new avie, that's a preview!
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*cries* Snowy, I can't watch YouTube from work.. State Farm says NO.. its restricted.. Boohoo!!I'll panty cream anyways, ok?? *waits* There, All done!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
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Oh, I remember my first girl-girl kiss. It was w/ a friend who had kissed one of her friends, and I was like "oh me, me me.. I wanna kiss!" So we did.. no fireworks, whatever.. Then I told my BFF about it.. She was totally pissed, and jealous and was like "Why didn't you kiss me, or experiment w/ me?" uh, well, uh. I guess we can kiss now, I guess...... *blinks* Gayelle fight, fight!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
oaks: check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wv4ZCA1MhM
major panty pudding times...
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"