Why Is Chuck Bass The Only Dry One?
Penn Badgley and Chace Crawford look like they just got jizzed on by Ken Paves. It's known that Paves cums pomade and weave glue. Chuck Bass is the only one who doesn't look like he just washed his mop in Astroglide. Hmmm....what does this mean? Chuck Bass doesn't sweat or maybe he likes it dry. Even if Chuck is into dry gulching, he's still the hottest bitch of the three. The other two look like they don't know their way around a no-no hole, but Chuck Bass looks like he wrote the book on the subject.
These three future-has-beens are on the cover of November's Details and they talk about a bunch of boring shit. Click here to read the interview. Chace does bring up his struggle with gayface. He says: "Model turned actor, dime a dozen, eye candy, doesn't know what he's doing ... and Perez Hilton says I have 'gayface.' So on top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface."
You know what's the easiest way to cover up gayface? BUKKAKE FACIAL!
P.S. - If you have to ask yourself if you have douchebag hair, then you probably do. I'm talking to you, Adnan Ghalib.
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k i know I have a lot of questions and you guys prolly get sick of my stupidity but what is "revenge porn", and is it fun?
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Isn't revenge porn releasing sex tapes of a spurned lover.. or something?
Sending naked pics of your ex to their friends - you know the normal pre-stalking activities.
Gawker has a funny rant on how sex tapes ruined america with brit being the nail in the proverbial coffin.
http://gawker.com/5056569/how-celebrity-sex-tapes-ruined-america-one-thr...
"Do you have douchebag hair?"
Yes, yes and yes.
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
revenge porn = brit's sex tape
Y'ALL MADE FUN OF ME Y'ALL! NOW WATCH ME SECKS!
Uh, Axe murderer anyone?? *steps backwards slowly* *runs like hell*
LMAO @ Speakit.. haha, you turned first into fist!
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They are the Tri-Fecta of Douchebag Hair Over Achievers.
And still can't pick out a watch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by islandgirl on September 30, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Truly. The only reason I know Chace Crawford is because of Sunday. I don't even know who the other two are. Nor, do I care.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
what the hell is revenge porn?? MK, this should be making your headlines, not the pseudo-fags from gg. revenge porn, revenge porn!
Yeah WTF is REVENGE PORN?
Could they look any gayer? I don't get Gossip Girl, then again I've never really bothered to watch that shit.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 30, 2008 - 12:07pm.
These people are so forgettable that I wouldn't be able to pick one out of a police lineup.
RIGHT ON!!
I think my morning dump made more of an impression splashing in the toilet than these douchetarts.
None of them look good to me. And I'm a horny bitch!
twinks
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
These people are so forgettable that I wouldn't be able to pick one out of a police lineup.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by JaMes Zoréol on September 30, 2008 - 12:06pm.
fist
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I fixed that ^ for you. :)
"INSIDE THE TWISTED WORLD OF REVENGE PORN"
This really should be the only headline you'll ever need.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Que FIRST ni que Na.
O/T: the boy on the left is cute
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
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Chace Crawford makes me ill. One of my friends made me watch Gossip Girl the other day. Jebus, never again.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!