Why Is Chuck Bass The Only Dry One?
Penn Badgley and Chace Crawford look like they just got jizzed on by Ken Paves. It's known that Paves cums pomade and weave glue. Chuck Bass is the only one who doesn't look like he just washed his mop in Astroglide. Hmmm....what does this mean? Chuck Bass doesn't sweat or maybe he likes it dry. Even if Chuck is into dry gulching, he's still the hottest bitch of the three. The other two look like they don't know their way around a no-no hole, but Chuck Bass looks like he wrote the book on the subject.
These three future-has-beens are on the cover of November's Details and they talk about a bunch of boring shit. Click here to read the interview. Chace does bring up his struggle with gayface. He says: "Model turned actor, dime a dozen, eye candy, doesn't know what he's doing ... and Perez Hilton says I have 'gayface.' So on top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface."
You know what's the easiest way to cover up gayface? BUKKAKE FACIAL!
P.S. - If you have to ask yourself if you have douchebag hair, then you probably do. I'm talking to you, Adnan Ghalib.
hahaha that "I have to overcome gayface" quote was pretty funny, good to have a sense of humor about yourself.
Submitted by Lohohater on September 30, 2008 - 8:54pm.
It's not half as good as Cruel Intentions, the REAL Dangerous Liasions for 17 year olds. Gossip Girl doesn't hold a candle to either one. This show sucks, and I'll be DAMNED if I ever watch this shit again.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Wait, I thought the one with the big head was Chace Crawford. Woohoo!! I thought I was hopeless!!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Dan Humphrey is repulsive. I used to read the Gossip Girl books when I was younger and I'd always just skip over the parts about Dan because he was so incredibly boring/whiny/annoying. Penn Badgley plays him PERFECTLY. Seriously they couldn't have done a better job with casting. Every time I look at his face I want to throw shit at my tv because he's so incredibly irritating. I hate his nostrils. They're hideous. I seriously hope that Dan and Vanessa both get killed off the show because they're the 2 most boring characters ever invented.
Penn Bagdley has a big ass head! I was watching GG last night. I was mad sick. So I just happened to notice that amazing dome of skull he possesses. Damn!
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...mad at this, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz
Oh, and Bitches is dumb!
chace and ed are hot, but penn is not. he bugs the crap outta me on GG. he thinks he's funny but he's not. and for all you gossip girl haters, that show fucking rules. its "Dangerous Laisons" of 17 year olds. and ed is my husband. apparently his ass is dating/humping drew barrymore. he is my new obsession. i'm gonna get a shirt made:
'mrs. chuck bass'. thank you.
EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
bahaha i love the question about douchebag hair...
its a legitimate concern.
i'm not really feeling penn's serious face.
"Future Has-Beens!"
So funny and so true!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
i don't know or care who these dorks are, but i REALLY want to see some of those revenge porn videos!
As soon as I saw this I laughed. I mean what are these three douchebags who can't act if their live depended on it, doing on a cover of a magazine?!
Ed is totally the hottest one...Damn, I'm in love. Chace seems like a cool guy, but I'll never forgive him for saying Sarah Palin is hot. Not even his pretty gayface makes up for that!
MK you should be upset at Perez for stealing your word, gayface was your term. Stupid Perez comes on here and even steals your word, what a TOTAL douchebag! Anygayface, those dudes on the cover look like 16 year old girls with too much make-up on and loads of hairspray. Is Chuck Bass related to Lance Bass?! He MUST be gay then, you know that the gay gene can be inherited too!
Your face!
They look like the kind of boys who would be afraid to put on a football or motorcycle helmet because it will mess up their hair, and when you call them a wuss in front of their girlfriend they offer to blow you outside the cafeteria instead of beat you up.
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "always remember that not everyone has had the same advantages in life that you've had."
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
i actually think his "gayface" is hot... for some reason i tend to be attracted to pretty men.
i'm sure the photographer got these boys to look this way by waving a peen just out of reach...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Yummy,are they gay?They are to hot to be straight.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
You know, I have pretty low standards so I would still do any one of the three (going from left to right in order of preference), but I'd feel guilty after the third or fourth time...
Do people actually watch this show? Show yourselves.
because he´s so hot the water evaporated.
yeah, that´s why!
**whatever**
Chace and my brother were classmates. He's actually a nice kid. I don't know about him being gay, but he's def always been "pretty." He had bright blonde highlights back in the day.
Anyway, all 3 of these guys will be BEGGING for acting jobs by 2010.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
me too........ my grandmother meter is on full blast I have no fucking clue who these guys are.
http://www.aamyko.com
I must be old. I have no clue who these twinks are or what they do.
Yawn.
If being hot/Sexy/Young/ means having "Gay Face" Then EVERYONE should be gayfaced. YUMMY!
Twink-o-rama! Come to Mama LOL.
Seriously, I don't watch the show and have no interest in ever doing so.
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
No tape, but I did have have some polaroids, too. That was before the age of the interwebs though and I destroyed them.
There was one I really wanted to keep because I didn't realize how pretty I am when looked down upon from 3 ft up. :P
I saw this pic next to "Gay" on Wikipedia. Who are they again?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
JillthRipper, Fuck yeah, I even burned my birthing tape.. While I knew It would make millions from buyers like Nat'l Enquirer and Nat'l Geographic.. I couldn't chance it.. These big ole floppy titties i've had since birf, are for my eyes only.
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Um, Pig-Boy Hilton saying someone has gayface is like Brittney saying someone is a white-trash moron.
That being said, i absolutely would rip Ed Westwick apart.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 30, 2008 - 12:29pm.
Oh I have one! Where do I post it? Can you hear me B? Your fat ass is hitting the interwebs.
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Youtube. :) Post a link when it's up please.
I must admit that I watch this show, don´t ask me why, I´m 28 years old for chrissakes! And I would so fuck Ed Westwick, aka Chuck Bass. The other two... not so much... Chace Crawford has absolutely no personality.
Ohhhh....thanks for that link.
I'm safe.
I've never taped anything or been taped, and I burned my one honeymoon polaroid from when I was 19. Whew!
As for these guys, they just look like kids to me. I want to send them to their rooms with no television.
Submitted by LoLo on September 30, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Revenge porn sounds like an unplanned yet video recorded donkey punch
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If my donkey got punched, My donkey would be revenge mourning.. But I'd still want it taped. i be freaky like that!!
I think the guy on the left is the cutest, but I haven't seen the show. Chace's face is too womanly and Chuck is skeery looking in that foe-toe.
Maybe chuck is dry because he has ED.
Oh I have one! Where do I post it? Can you hear me B? Your fat ass is hitting the interwebs.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Chace is definitely a gayer. The shock :O
/sarcasm.
Does revege porn include or is it limited to video because either way I'm fecked.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Oh I think I got it. Revenge porn is having sex on tape with your EX's, ex. Does that make sense?
Is there a Sarah Palin revenge porn floating around out there? Now would be a great time for it to turn up.
Paging all spurned ex-lovers of Sarah (and I know you're out there):
Let's get that ho! She deserves it, you know she does. She did you dirty, didn't she? Lying cunt! Come tell mama all about it...and bring the evidence.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Revenge porn sounds like an unplanned yet video recorded donkey punch.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh also there's this:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=revenge%20porn
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Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 12:22pm.
put your glasses on
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REvenge porn example:
She loved getting naked for her bf before cheating on him so he decided to send this to us to post!
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 30, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Ditto on the revenge porn...WTF is it?
I have had revenge sex a few times but never revenge porn.
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Maybe that's it! Taped revenge sex.
Ditto on the revenge porn...WTF is it?
I have had revenge sex a few times but never revenge porn.
All three of them are giving good gayface. They look like they want to gang bang somebody. MK, take one, or two, or three for the team!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Revenge Porn = Shitney's & Adidas (whatever the hell his name is) sex tape that he's shopping around to the highest bidder.
I don't know who is who, but if I had to pick one, the kid on the left is cutest. Is this a Chris Hansen post?
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 12:13pm.
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That was cute, funny, and sad.
I've never seen any of those sex tapes.