Tuesday, September 30th 2008
Morning Wood
Ginger Caca Spice's new hair color brings out the wonk in her eye - Holy Moly!
Duffy is on the verge of losing her fucking mind - Celebitchy
Julia Stiles dresses in the dark - ICYDK
Starbucks owns Chupa Zoe's new reality show - Pretty On The Outside
Dylan is back on "90210" tonight... sort of - SOW
Clay Gayken got paid $500k to tell us something we already knew - I'm Not Obsessed
David Beckham's brains don't work too good - Mollygood
Hot. Tranny. Mess. - A Socialite's Life
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Ok I clicked on Duddy's picture.. And I still have no GD idea who this yellow bitch is.. Yellow!!!!
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Lolo-
I think that might who I'm thinking of - the Pushing Daisies Kristen.... I could have sworn it was someone from the 1980's- a comedianne.
Caca Spice's new hair color brings out the wonk in her eye...
...but it also brings out her chicken cutlet glamour!
Submitted by Barb Dwyer on September 30, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Oh that chick from Wicked maybe?
Kristen Chinewthmidgete?
Also that chick from Project Runway with the tats on her arms and shit.
ok
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OK, help me out here... Duffy really resembles someone else sort of famous.......a "B" actress, maybe a comedy film actress? I cannot grasp the person but I know she's out there. Anyone? Maybe I'm thinking television?
Stock Broker
Sorry...i'll change it back =)
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Another reason to hate Satanbucks (Starbucks).
Clarisse ~ your avie gives me the creeps. I don't like clowns.
I like Duffy, she was great on SNL.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
El B.,
Welsh? That's Christian Bales accent yeah?
Hmmmm, yeah, that would be tasty on a little blonde chicka!!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 11:18am.
my gas station has better coffee than starbucks and a huge cup is ninety nine cents with all kinds of creams and flavoring options.
pfft.
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Do you have Circle K's? Cuz the Millstone pumpkin spice cappucinos are mouthgasms!!!
Ginger looks commen,hate it!
Julia looks like she is taking drugs.
Katys tits look the best of the three there.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 11:26am.
Deb
no shit~! how much can i get paid to stand up and admit I'm straight?
LOL! I hate to go back to Paul Newman, but as I watched that giggling twink (Gayken),tell whoever was interviewing him, (Diane Sawyer?), that he "can do things that most people can't", I thought this little nobody is the polar opposite of Newman. To have such a high opinion of himself, when it is so undeserved is sickening.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ginger looks better than when she had that horrible fake bleached blonde! but she'll always be a redhead in my heart!
caca spice's new hair color brings out the old in her face. her face looks like leather sewn over chicken cutlets (does anyone else think she has PP cheeks in that pic?)
and Duffy sucks. she's probably losing her mind from listening to her own music. I wound up at a music festival that was primarily comprised of crappy indie bands and I had the displeasure of hearing her set. AWFUL. but then, so is all indie music. just simply awful.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 11:20am.
RE: Becks... P'shaw! Brains are over-rated. I'd ride him like a circus pony!!
El B.,
How did i know we would find you in a Duffy thread...
You horn dog!
Hahaha-i'm a sucker for a sweet Welsh accent, plus i'm 1/4 Welsh, love that girl!! :o)
Oh yeah, I seen those SamRo pics.. Samro, who looks really skinny in jeans is really, how do you say, *borrows sound from LCT* *hoik* OMG she was really unattractive in that bikini shot.. And I think TMZ was like "OH damn, hot to trot!" or some shit like that.. I think their writer was the blind guy who called in today that wanted an insurance quote.. For reals!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Deb
no shit~! how much can i get paid to stand up and admit I'm straight?
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Isn't anybody else pissed off that this minimally talented, nasty Idol also-ran is getting $500,000 for stating the obvious? UGH!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
RE: Becks... P'shaw! Brains are over-rated. I'd ride him like a circus pony!!
El B.,
How did i know we would find you in a Duffy thread...
You horn dog!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
my gas station has better coffee than starbucks and a huge cup is ninety nine cents with all kinds of creams and flavoring options.
pfft.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
edit: wrong thread!
You know who is queen of wonk eye? Phoebe Price. She looks like half of her face is sliding off.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 30, 2008 - 11:07am.
I saw the SamRo bikini pics. They were pretty horrifying, considering her masculine exterior.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I agree Lily is cute but she acts like a dumb ho.
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Not impressed, I think Lily Allen is cute, but she is gross, so it ruins her looks for me.
Plus, she has the legs of a diabetic 70 year old.
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Nothing from nothing leaves nothing
You better have something, if you want to be with me....
-Billy Preston "Nothing From Nothing"
Ginger Spice had a bad eye or brow lift. One side was lifted higher than the other. She never had a wonk before. The same thing happened to a friend of mine. They have to shoot up the wonky side with botox to even it out.
Duffy isn't that famous so she doesn't need to worry.
Julia Stiles has never been known for her beauty or style...so meh.
What? Becks isn't smart? Whodathunkit?
I'm prob the only one who thinks Lily Allen is cute. Damn, I didn't realize how truly ghostly Dita Von Teese is, next to those two borderline-albinos.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
David Beckham used to be hot about 10 years ago, he was also a pretty good futbol player. Now hes just a TOOL.
DUFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYY, I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOUUUU!
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TMZ has pics of SamRo in a BIKINI!
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
Pssssss Migrainese
I hope you have some nice travel times and it is good to see your kitty avie :)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Psst, Duffy.
You can come to my house.
Love, Migraineuse.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
like, Who is Duffy?
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Duffy, psssssss, over here.
Pssss Listen Duffy....Um, STFU? Ok thanks!
Oh shit yeah I forgot to tell you it is NOT 1964.
Ok, now get the fuck out of here, Duffy.
Thanks!
Buh Bye!
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We already knew that Becks wasn't the sharpest tool in the box. But then again, how many intelligent athletes do we know of?
No, she's always had squirrel cheeks. I have 'em, too. They suck.
Hate the hair color.
Love Duffy.
That is all.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Chupa Zoe sucking down all that fresh brewed skunk piss seems so fitting for her.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
It kindof looks like geri has had cheek implants!
I don't mind her hair dark, though she looks best as a ginge.
Starbucks is nasty- I don;t drink that shit unless there isn;t another choice, and I need caffeine.
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
*holds up fist* don't you talk about my Beckham's brains.. He needs no brains or smarts, only looks! I don't care if he can even talk.. Just lay there, oh yeah, just lay there!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?