Cheetozilla Takes Manhattan
Our Lady of Cheetos is currently in NYC because Los Angeles is officially out of Frapps. She's also in town to promote her new single "Woomanizah!" Brit Brit's newest hillbilly anthem has already infiltrated my head where its laying down, eating Slim Jims and picking the fleas out of its weave. I can't get that stupid fucking song out of my skull! I even listened to fucking "MMMbop" a few times to try and destroy "Woomanizah" but it didn't work! Now I have this completely satanic mash-up of "Woomanizah" and "MMMbop" playing in my head. I think that's what they play in hell's elevator.
Anyway, there's a couple of Cheeto updates, so let's get this shit over with:
Yesterday, Adnan "I've got pubes on my chin" Ghalib said he's willing to sell a sex tape he made with Brit Brit. According to E!, Brit's skanks shot down the story and claim there's no tape. What the hell is she going to say? "It's true, yawl! I rubs mah bacon bits all ovah tha' cameras." Of course she's going to deny it.Brit Brit stopped by Z100 in NYC yesterday to talk about some shit. They are still trying to get the Cheeto grime out of their seats. Anyway, Brit said she will terrorize the world sometime next year by going on tour. Click here to listen to it. She clears her throat a few times at the beginning. Brit, what did I tell you? Don't swallow Cheetos whole!
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit in NYC last night and arriving at JFK on Sunday. Last night, she had dinner at Serendipity. And by "dinner" I mean she probably ate at least 4 jumbo frozen hot chocolates. She probably takes that shit home and slushes around it in her tub. And Brit's raggedy Calico cat weave looks like it needs a little q-tip action. The thing is in heat.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 10:58am.
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Who? I don't see anyone!! *looks around* No, bad joke.. I've been hanging around my old old old boss too long.. lol
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Does he have a 'round tuit'? I've met like 24135143 old guys who have one hanging from their rear view mirror... it's a little wooden disc. Ya know, I'll *fill-in-the-blank* when I get 'round tuit... I reckon they have no excuse now! yuk yuk yuk *shakes head-rolls eyes*
YAY! She's starting to look breakdown-ish again. I see the nasty weave and it's cheeto-y color in the front. It's all so telling. :)
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She looks terrible. Why does she even bother with eye shadow/eye liner? Come on, if your gonna do that shit at least put some foundation on or something.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
OliviaJ: plus it's like a stab at Rumer too, LOL
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Why does she need people to help her walk? There were some pictures posted on another website, that had closeup shots of her face/weave that shit was nasty.
We have all heard the beat before, The song sucks!
Mysmichelle my avatar says god bless america except Idaho fuck Idaho.....
I have a really good friend that is stuck moving to Idaho next month so its for her.
@Snowy.. haha Dugger in NY. I want to see the Duggers in Paris where the teenage daughter gets knocked up by a frenchman w/ a fag in his mouth & herpes.. Then she spreads that thru her whole entire "close" family, too! OH the joys of hapPenis! *says w/ french accent cause happiness sounds like Ha-Penis*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Jane Doe, yes I will give her that. But it is still nothing to be so proud of- she looks bad- someone needs to buy her some taste.
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
LoLo & Snowy,
Well shit. I turned off my puter at midday yesterday and refused to turn on the news. Went and sat in the park with my dog and pretended the world didn't exist.
O/T...still shitshit.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
lmao okie u r the best. Yes, I watched those freaks, :P They came here to NYC and got all amazed, LOL If I want to see a bunch of hicks getting google eyes over Times Square I just have to walk to work every morning. the show was actully really really boring. LOL they didn't say anything "Christian" enough to piss me off and the Dad seems a pleasant enough guy but the Mother is too annoying.
did anyone else bother with that mess?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 10:56am.
How many colors are in her hair? I think she's going for 'camouflage'.
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Who? I don't see anyone!! *looks around* No, bad joke.. I've been hanging around my old old old boss too long.. lol
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 30, 2008 - 10:48am.
hey Migraineuse! Long time, no see....
Why do people keep saying she looks better? Her eyes still looking fucking dead, and she still looks dirty!
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because she does look better than her on Adnan+Lutfi days....she wear clothes (probably undies too) and no more pink wig..which is good, right?
I love how frapp helps Britney get through all this..Amy wino should try Brit's way...
How many colors are in her hair? I think she's going for 'camouflage'.
Thanks PSL. It's nearly 5 PM here in Slovenia.
But good news, looks like there IS satellite internet access available here!
Bad news is, I have to buy a dish, and it costs a lot.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Snowy, did you really watch the Duggars? I'm jeally!! I wanted to watch it, but dick head man was all taking over the clicker haha, clicker! so I was like "FUCK YOU I HATE YOU!" Then he dutch ovened me, and I stabbed him in the kidney w/ a spork.. I spent 2 hours in jail over it, but it was worth it, cause I did get to watch the last 10 minutes of the Duggars new show.. i was just ticked I couldn't watch it all!! *pulls spork out of pocket* Who wants some?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Migraine, just to let you know, Tigerlily has been showing uo at night lately...in case you want to leave and come back- what the fuck time is it is Slovenia anyway? heehee
Britney is over. She needs to face the facts.
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
I work in the building, there were a bunch of paps on bikes tryin to get her picture. They finally took her in through the freight elevator. she didn't stay long. paps were fighting w/eachother for whatever reason.
I have never understood the facination with this broad................it boggles my brain. I have a friend that is from Kentwood and she really can't understand it!
Hey, PSL. I've missed all you hos.
My day won't be complete until Tigerlils shows up, though I may have to leave before then. This is a public computer in a hotel in Krsko, Slovenia, and there's only one computer here and technically I'm not a hotel guest, though they let me use the computer if no one else wants it.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks What was the convo like when Brit Brit had to explain the tape to her pappy? "I don't even much rememba layin' wit' him, Daddy! He musta done slipped somethin' in mah frapp! You know K-Fed wuz mah wun an' onlee lovah."
LMAO that's it exactly!
EEG I don't even want to know, I went home and watched the Duggars last night and tried to forget everything that happened yesterday! But people sure are down!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by crimony on September 30, 2008 - 10:37am.
The best way to get rid of an ear worm is to sing the theme to Sanford and Son. That'll knock Brit's song right out.
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But....that has no words. How about the Jeffersons?
hey Migraineuse! Long time, no see....
Why do people keep saying she looks better? Her eyes still looking fucking dead, and she still looks dirty!
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
The Ramones have inspired me.
Imagine the tune of my previous post with the following words:
Beat on the Brit
Beat on the Brit
Beat on the Brit 'cause she looks like shit! Oh yeah!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Olivia J what is your avie?
_Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 10:46am.
OMG thats awesome!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Deb on September 30, 2008 - 10:43am.
Especially this one:
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat! Oh yeah!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Is it just me or up until she puts on her sunglasses does she kinda look like the chick from Without A Trace? With a bigger forehead of course.
oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 10:35am.
That bitch is almost walking sideways in that one pic.. *hits her in forehead* Drink a V-8 bitch!!
- hahahahaha...
I had one this morning but I'm still all slanty and shit.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Thinking of any song by the Ramones is the cure!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Nice to see her looking so aware and alert of her surroundings
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 30, 2008 - 10:38am.
Morning Momma!
We in the begging and planning phase.
I fell like its the southpark episode with the under pants gnomes.
Phase 1: Collect Underpants!
Phase 3: Collect Profit
Phase 2 ? Gnomes look confused? No profit? what?
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I find your inexplicable love for Phoebe Price to be
ultimately annoying.Yet I would tolerate a daily PP post if that would mean you no longer posted about Britney.FTLOG..."amnesiate"(my word) yourself of this ho' MK!
Those lame denials are probably an attempt to fool people into not noticing behind the scenes negotiations for that piece of hell caught on tape.
What was the convo like when Brit Brit had to explain the tape to her pappy? "I don't even much rememba layin' wit' him, Daddy! He musta done slipped somethin' in mah frapp! You know K-Fed wuz mah wun an' onlee lovah."
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Snowy, LoLo, Missy,
What's happening. Too lazy to look up slanted reports.
And britbrit looks like shitshit.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
The best way to get rid of an ear worm is to sing the theme to Sanford and Son. That'll knock Brit's song right out.
Ugh... she has the chest of a 50 year old woman. All those fucking sun spots! Looks like a busted piece of leatha.
Cheetozilla Eats Manhattan. Watch the tiny urbanites flee in terror!
When i get songs stuck in my head ,MK, i sing this like a Bill Murray-esq lounge singer.
IIIIIIVVVVvvvveeeeee got to be freeeeeeeeeee!
Ive GOT to be meeeEEEEEEeeeeee!
loves it so much. Just doit really loud and exagerated, in the privacy of your own home, or on the F Train.
I like to call my little sister while she is at work and sing it loud into her ear.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 30, 2008 - 10:30am.
There is no God, or they would never have existed in the first place.
Unless...there IS a God, and he's a sadist who enjoys watching us suffer!
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That bitch is almost walking sideways in that one pic.. *hits her in forehead* Drink a V-8 bitch!!
I need my guy to hold me sometimes when I'm walking, due to me being really fucking high on all sorts of drugs.. She better step off, that's my territory!!
STEP OFF!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Those brown shoes are the new brown boots
What is that orange stripe in the front of her hair? Did she wipe cheeto dust in it?
Hey SnowSnow
My guys wont be jumping but you know, im just not even looking at people funny on the way to work these days. Very tense area.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
the bald dude is hot, i don't care if he is 5' tall. her shoes are soooo ugly. i like the sweater tho.
Jesus Christ!! that neck!!!! giblets!! I swear that neck could feed all of Ethiopia for like 3-4 years straight.. Or A Jolie for like 20 years..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 10:24am.
I was thinking maybe it was "I've Never Been to Me."
On topic: If there is a God in Heaven, He needs to send locusts, a plague or a flood to remove Blohan, Parisite, Shitney, both Simpsons, Vagina Wendt, Timberfake, the Trollsons & the Madden brothers from this earth.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Whoa! She almost looks like her old self again.
Too bad she can't sing as well as she looks.
nice hair Brit. why does she need people holding her hands all the time? She's worse than Katie.
Good Mawnin' ho bags. Lo, do you think we will make it thru today with no jumpers?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Michael, listen to "Just a Gigilo" by David Lee Roth 5 times, and you'll be fine. That song kills anything.
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