Cheetozilla Takes Manhattan
Our Lady of Cheetos is currently in NYC because Los Angeles is officially out of Frapps. She's also in town to promote her new single "Woomanizah!" Brit Brit's newest hillbilly anthem has already infiltrated my head where its laying down, eating Slim Jims and picking the fleas out of its weave. I can't get that stupid fucking song out of my skull! I even listened to fucking "MMMbop" a few times to try and destroy "Woomanizah" but it didn't work! Now I have this completely satanic mash-up of "Woomanizah" and "MMMbop" playing in my head. I think that's what they play in hell's elevator.
Anyway, there's a couple of Cheeto updates, so let's get this shit over with:
Yesterday, Adnan "I've got pubes on my chin" Ghalib said he's willing to sell a sex tape he made with Brit Brit. According to E!, Brit's skanks shot down the story and claim there's no tape. What the hell is she going to say? "It's true, yawl! I rubs mah bacon bits all ovah tha' cameras." Of course she's going to deny it.Brit Brit stopped by Z100 in NYC yesterday to talk about some shit. They are still trying to get the Cheeto grime out of their seats. Anyway, Brit said she will terrorize the world sometime next year by going on tour. Click here to listen to it. She clears her throat a few times at the beginning. Brit, what did I tell you? Don't swallow Cheetos whole!
Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit in NYC last night and arriving at JFK on Sunday. Last night, she had dinner at Serendipity. And by "dinner" I mean she probably ate at least 4 jumbo frozen hot chocolates. She probably takes that shit home and slushes around it in her tub. And Brit's raggedy Calico cat weave looks like it needs a little q-tip action. The thing is in heat.
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hahahahah cheetozilla....
She looks like she needs a good scrubbing down. God, this untalented piece of trash is so played out. Her new song stinks to high heaven.
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
LMAO @ CHoff.. think about shoving that towel in there, it falls out, then you're like "fuck, I guess I'll push harder" *finger gets stuck* then you call 911.. Wha??
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
LMFAO! Here is the picture of the 'incestuous towel racks.' LOLOLOLOLOLOL
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/rnr/860769327.html
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She looks tired and sad
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Clarisse
thanks but my mornings are rough enough without having to grab my towel out of a cat's asshole. lol.
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Bye y'all! Gots to go exercise so I don't look all Cheeto-y like Shitney. I've lost 10 pounds so far!! :)
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Migraineuse, you are a hot bitch. I want to be like you when I grow up. :) You are wise. Enjoy life and your travels.
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MIGRAINEUSE!!!!
I was wondering where you had wandered off to.
Slovenia, huh?
Our little Migraineuse, a world traveler.
"Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly fly the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears"
Well don't be a stranger, we need you here. :)
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Clarisse......LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! I'm totally getting that as my grab bag gift this yr!!! LMAO
I love that site!! :)
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clarisse. Bad kitty,, That's my pot pie.. Reminds me of that Kitty in heat on South park, always sticking its ass up to anything that will poke it!! Funny!!!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Has anyone noticed how Boyish Britney's face is? She looks like a guy with extensions... oh she probably is.
@Clarisse: LOL. That's just wrong.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 30, 2008 - 11:40am.
Migraineuse, you're so freaking smart. I'm a jellus h8tr, too. :( It sounds beautiful where you are. And I love the fact that most people DON'T know where that is!!! :)
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I'm just happy to be out of the burning hellhole that is Greece, guys.
Most people in Slovenia don't even know where my house is. I have to use a couple of nearby bigger towns to explain it to them. Hehe.
Thanks to my lovely migraines, I live on a monthly disability check, but I can collect it anywhere in the world. So why the fuck stay in the overcrowded, rotting corpse that is California, and watch them build McMansions in every field I played in as a kid? I wanted to live somewhere where there's still green grass and fresh air. I'm so happy here, I have to fight to hang on to my bitchiness.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I LOVE MMMBop! Yay MMMBop! MMMBop for President!
Crapface is the new Crapface
Mel-Tang!
That Craig list thing made me think of these!!!
Cat asshole towel holders!!! I am so getting my mom one of these for X-mas!
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2245
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
angel_i and ElB....LMAO!!! I wish I could find the link again!! hahaha
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Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 11:41am.
wow. that is so totally awesome.
make sure you check in with us bitches and keep us informed.
also, post a link, if you can, for your paintings!
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She looks so beat. Exactly like a mother of two kids with no man and no idea what to do with her life.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
She's HIDEOUS and not talented. Bitch, go back to your hole and stay there!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Don't forget...there are also tornado shelters that are above ground or below ground, too. Oh, and safe rooms from booglers.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 11:34am.
I am here to paint the glorious countryside. And it is glorious.
How cool!!! I'm a jellis ha8ter now!!!
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And I pay half as much as I paid in California for an apartment that is twice as big as the one I had in California.
I have to walk an hour to the train station to go anywhere, but it's worth it.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 30, 2008 - 11:38am.
oklahoma, LMAO @ erect! When Clarisse said that before, a funny image popped into my head. I was on Craig's List earlier, and I clicked on some picture ad. The guy posted himself and his twin brother in a Sauna with erections that were holding their towels like a towel rack. LOLOLOLOL
Gaycest!!!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 30, 2008 - 11:38am.
oklahoma, LMAO @ erect! When Clarisse said that before, a funny image popped into my head.
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Me too. But it was of my friend's house...her mom didn't really speak English and her dad was a construction worker so she bought him this mug, one day, he kept in the bathroom. It had a picture of construction workers building on it but the caption was: Erection Experts. LOL.
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MelTang.. Bwahahah. That sounds awesome!! I must get one of those for My bathroom, An Erect Dick towel holder! I wonder if they come scented.. *ponders* lol...
*yells* ERECTION
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Migraineuse, you're so freaking smart. I'm a jellus h8tr, too. :( It sounds beautiful where you are. And I love the fact that most people DON'T know where that is!!! :)
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 11:38am.
Mel-Tang / CTH,
I think we are all mixing up bomb shelters/air-raid shelters/fall-out shelters. I don't know the differnce, i just wanted to point that out.
SEE? I told you I am a natural blonde... there's the proof.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
oklahoma, LMAO @ erect! When Clarisse said that before, a funny image popped into my head. I was on Craig's List earlier, and I clicked on some picture ad. The guy posted himself and his twin brother in a Sauna with erections that were holding their towels like a towel rack. LOLOLOLOL
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Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 11:34am.
I am here to paint the glorious countryside. And it is glorious.
How cool!!! I'm a jellis ha8ter now!!!
LCT
STIFFIEEE
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Mel-Tang / CTH,
I think we are all mixing up bomb shelters/air-raid shelters/fall-out shelters. I don't know the differnce, i just wanted to point that out.
Pfffffffft!
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
No problem. Actually Slovenia didn't exist until the 1990s, it was part of Yugoslavia before that, and part of Austria-Hungary before that. And there's only like 4 million people in the entire country. Which means lots of trees, flowers and wide open spaces.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Crappy single.
Possible sex 'scandal'.
Yep, the vultures are still pickin' this carcass.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
*whispers to Okie*
Is that an erected bomb shelter in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 11:35am.
Clarisse said Erect! haha, heehee.. Say it again, but call me, and whisper it into the phone!!
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Can't we all just yell ERECTION and think hard about one?
Submitted by findleynb on September 30, 2008 - 11:33am.
is that her real hair?
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I do believe she's still weaving it up. She musta have lost tonnes of hair with all those bad weaves she was wearing while it was growing out...
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Pardon my geographical ignorance, Migraineuse! Thank you for explaining that!
I thought bomb shelters were all underground, too. But now I vaguely remember seeing a freestanding one in a College history book. Yes, I went to college, and yes, I am still dumb. :) Dumb but proud!!
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Clarisse said Erect! haha, heehee.. Say it again, but call me, and whisper it into the phone!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I am here to paint the glorious countryside. And it is glorious.
Fantastic country, really beautiful and peaceful and the food is good and the prices aren't bad for most things, even with my American pesos.
They speak an incomprehensible Slavic language. My landlady speaks NO English whatsoever. We communicate by mostly waving our hands.
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is that her real hair?
Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 11:31am.
cool!
I was joshing ya'll.
so are you there for work, live there? we missed your ass!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 11:16am.
I was thinking about you the other day, and voila, you appear! what the fuck you doing in Slovenia, you live there?
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Yep! I live here.
Now please think about me getting a satellite dish and internet access at home.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 11:25am
Slovenia is just south of Austria and just east of Italy and just north of Croatia and just west of Hungary.
It's also known as the "half-price Switzerland".
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
She's looking ALMOST normalized. Except, yeah - doesn't anyone tell her when she's got Cheeto dust in her hair? Get some friends, hunny.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 30, 2008 - 11:26am.
I remember seeing a picture of one from during the cold war days, it was a pre-fab free standing building, but yeah, you can dig one too.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Wait! Aren't bomb shelters under ground. Dig it. You erect a statue, but dig a bomb shelter? No? Right? Ah...we're fucked either way.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 30, 2008 - 11:21am.
Wasn't Anne Hathaway the Princess of Slovenia in "The Princess Diaries?" Migraineuse!!!! where the fock is Slovenia?
Well, you take a right turn when you get to bumfuck egypt and there's slovenia.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Wasn't Anne Hathaway the Princess of Slovenia in "The Princess Diaries?" Migraineuse!!!! where the fock is Slovenia?
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you erect a bombshelter, not dig it. see what I mean?
" gets out hammer and nails"
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Should I start digging a bomb shelter in my backyard??
Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 10:55am.
Thanks PSL. It's nearly 5 PM here in Slovenia.
I was thinking about you the other day, and voila, you appear! what the fuck you doing in Slovenia, you live there?
on topic, if I think about commingback, will it, comback?
Britt looks terrible. she needs to give it up
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"