Cheetozilla Takes Manhattan

Our Lady of Cheetos is currently in NYC because Los Angeles is officially out of Frapps. She's also in town to promote her new single "Woomanizah!" Brit Brit's newest hillbilly anthem has already infiltrated my head where its laying down, eating Slim Jims and picking the fleas out of its weave. I can't get that stupid fucking song out of my skull! I even listened to fucking "MMMbop" a few times to try and destroy "Woomanizah" but it didn't work! Now I have this completely satanic mash-up of "Woomanizah" and "MMMbop" playing in my head. I think that's what they play in hell's elevator.

Anyway, there's a couple of Cheeto updates, so let's get this shit over with:

Yesterday, Adnan "I've got pubes on my chin" Ghalib said he's willing to sell a sex tape he made with Brit Brit. According to E!, Brit's skanks shot down the story and claim there's no tape. What the hell is she going to say? "It's true, yawl! I rubs mah bacon bits all ovah tha' cameras." Of course she's going to deny it.

Brit Brit stopped by Z100 in NYC yesterday to talk about some shit. They are still trying to get the Cheeto grime out of their seats. Anyway, Brit said she will terrorize the world sometime next year by going on tour. Click here to listen to it. She clears her throat a few times at the beginning. Brit, what did I tell you? Don't swallow Cheetos whole!

Here's a few pictures of Brit Brit in NYC last night and arriving at JFK on Sunday. Last night, she had dinner at Serendipity. And by "dinner" I mean she probably ate at least 4 jumbo frozen hot chocolates. She probably takes that shit home and slushes around it in her tub. And Brit's raggedy Calico cat weave looks like it needs a little q-tip action. The thing is in heat.

Splash, Bauer Griffin

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Britney Spears

Submitted by Ria on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 8:06pm.

uh the only reason she isn't flashing her "ho-hole" is because her handlers are controlling her again. She can't do anything without people supervising her. And she still looks crazy. The only difference is that her daddy and management are watching her every footstep... Things are not going to end well for Britney. She always looks miserable.

Submitted by Inflatuated on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 7:33pm.

Uhm, that glazed look in her eyes, you can atribute that to:

Seroquel (anti-psychotic, also used for Bi-polar treatment). possibly Lithium Carbonate, a mood stabilizer. anti-anxiety meds, like Ativan. and of course an anti-deppressant, maybe Wellbutrin.

But the shoes, you can chalk that up to:

Still crazy, within the hazy drug cocktail she takes on a daily basis.

At least she isn't flashing her ho-hole no more.

Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 7:16pm.

She needs to stop wiping her Cheeto-dust fingers off on her weave.

Submitted by sexymixer81 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 6:47pm.

Why does she always have that far away look in her eyes?

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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 5:25pm.

Inside Unfitney's house

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/x17_xclusive_inside_brit...

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 3:19pm.

What's the point of a tired ass weave if it keeps dipping into your Frapp and you keep chewing on it like it's a huge Cheeto? Mmmmmmm...! You need to listen to something WAY good to get those two shit songs outta your head, MK!

Your face!

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 2:36pm.

....since the alledged sex tape was made in her "drugged up stage"....wouldn't that tape constitute as "date rape"....and asking for money for it be considered extortion even if it is trying to sell to the highest bidder?.....Both are against the law.......Just wunnerin'...
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Why be difficult when I am gifted to be impossible!

Submitted by loaded on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 2:18pm.

she looks pretty in these pictures! not a fan of her music at all, but that dont matter....lol

Submitted by Beth4 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 2:09pm.

Why, why, why can't this disgusting, worthless, talentless, piece of shit just go away?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 1:40pm.

Countdown to when she fucks the hot, bald body guard?

Oh, wait. DADDY won't let her date now. Sucks to be 27 years-old with a curfew.

Submitted by Kp on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 1:21pm.

In that interview it looks like shes wont stop moving. Shes got the frapp shakes!

Submitted by Sayonara on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 12:47pm.

Why is she still making headlines?! When is her contract up with the record company?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:56am.

Yes, she's pissed off because she is being FORCED to promote her new shit. I'm sure that her label, after last years fiasco is demanding she act like an adult and do some promotion or they're going to drop her ass.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:44am.

Twatney looks pissed off in these photos because she actually has to fufill the requirements of her recording contract. And DIET.

No cheetoooos, purple drank, Starbucks fatty Frapps four times a day, or Mc D's whoppers.

She's being forced to behave like a grown-up with a multi-million dollar record deal. If she doesn't perform as per the agreement, she get her fat ass sued.

Submitted by Blackinback on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:38am.

that was the stupidest interview ever, she is constantly clearing her throat and talks like a 4th grader. Of course she eats what she wants, look at how big she is/

Submitted by matthew323 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:36am.

I can't stand Britney but I have to admit she is going to be huge. However I do not see the appeal. This bitch could murder someone and still be beloved. Her new song is already huge! I just do not get her apeall but she huge across the globe.

I didn't get it 10 yrs ago and I don't get it now. But Britney is not going anywhere. Unfornt.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:24am.

Submitted by M.E. on September 30, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Ok, I just went and read the lyrics to that crap. How the fuck should that be every girls anthem??

GOD she's retarded!!!!!!!!

By "girls" I think Unfitney means "girls under the age of 16", y'know her OLD fan base age. Instead of the fans growing UP with her, they're all stuck in 2001 & Unfitney still thinks her main fan base age is tweens.

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:21am.

Yes, Dalmation dogs are from Dalmatia. And you will get a beatdown for not picking up after your dog.

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Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:19am.

Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 30, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Thanks, but I think I'd rather staple my dick to a burning building than listen to anything this jizz rag has to say. :-)

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True, but it's comedy GOLD.

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:19am.

*passes out Tinker Bell lightly tinted, mildly scented chap stick out to all the D-listers*

ha ha
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:18am.

Submitted by LoLo on September 30, 2008 - 12:41pm.
My home work brings all the grades to the yard
Damn right
You cant touch my sensible training bra with no padding in a modest color
Damn right
My momma refuses to buy my idiot ass thongs or let hussies spend the night at my house...

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For reals. Now those are some lyrics for girls.

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:17am.

@LoLo.. Damn right!!!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:17am.

Ok, I just went and read the lyrics to that crap. How the fuck should that be every girls anthem??

GOD she's retarded!!!!!!!!

Submitted by speakit on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:17am.

"You cant touch my sensible training bra with no padding in a modest color"

HAHAHAHA

I mean... *sprays on Baby Soft perfume*

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:13am.

Submitted by Green Is Good on September 30, 2008 - 12:41pm.
At 1:57 in her interview, she actually throws an insult at the poor bastards who had to cobble together her video "Piece of Me".

She says by far she's done videos that are way better.

This is an interview trainwreck.
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Thanks, but I think I'd rather staple my dick to a burning building than listen to anything this jizz rag has to say. :-)

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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"

Submitted by Lisa Marie on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:13am.

Why are they guiding her like a blind person?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:11am.

At 1:57 in her interview, she actually throws an insult at the poor bastards who had to cobble together her video "Piece of Me".

She says by far she's done videos that are way better.

This is an interview trainwreck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8Yg3vmlp7s&eurl=http://seriouslyomg.com/

Submitted by LoLo on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:11am.

I havent been a girl in years.

Girls shouldnt know about sexy times.
Or Chester Times.
Or Vangina Chins either.

Girl anthems should be something like.

My home work brings all the grades to the yard
Damn right
You cant touch my sensible training bra with no padding in a modest color
Damn right
My momma refuses to buy my idiot ass thongs or let hussies spend the night at my house

or you know, something similar..... ok

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:10am.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on September 30, 2008 - 12:38pm.

Isn't that where the dogs come from? Do they poop and scoop there?

Submitted by TITS on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:09am.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 30, 2008 - 11:53am.

She looks tired and sad
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So do I. Except I don't have $100+ million dollars to make myself look better and have people cater to my every whim.

That litter box doesn't clean itself.

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:08am.

Migrane, shush! I don't want too many tourists next time I go. I'm glad you're in my part of the world...Slovenia is sooooo pretty. Since you're into nature, you should if you can, mosey down the Dalmation Coast--Split and Hvar are so nice, and not touristy. Croatia has some am amazing national parks (major bird habitats, if that is your thing, but lots of cool waterfalls and such). The Tartars along the Polish/Slovak border are gorgeous, and very Lord of the Rings like in terms of deep greens, lots of moisture, etc.
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Isn't Putin Grand?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:08am.

Submitted by Green Is Good on September 30, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Good luck listening to the interview. She sounds like a bitchy, high-school slutty chipmunk.

She says her new song "is SO enpowering for girls". It's also a "girl anthem".

Girls? I guess she forgot she's a divorced 27 year-old mother of two kids.
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If we're lucky, 2 years from now she'll be where she belongs...'performing' at strip mall hair salon grand openings during the day, stripping at the titty bar in the same strip mall at night, and LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"

Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:06am.

Any 'girl' that considers that their anthem needs a one way ticket on the train to hell we're sending Britney on...

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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:04am.

Good luck listening to the interview. She sounds like a bitchy, high-school slutty chipmunk.

She says her new song "is SO enpowering for girls". It's also a "girl anthem".

Girls? I guess she forgot she's a divorced 27 year-old mother of two kids.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:03am.

Jesus Christ, the bitch can't sit still for one fucking second. She sounds like she's 10 years old. GAWD! Someone slap this bitch into reality.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:03am.

O I see. It's not Oooh Wah...it's You you are...well. I'm SO glad I cleared that up for myself.

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo

Submitted by Jeffro11 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:02am.

Perfect. Shitney, Miley Cyrus, Chestica, and Lohan can all go on tour together.

3 Whores and a Dyke Tour 2008!

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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 11:00am.

This one is live:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeE1mhOgAGs&feature=related

♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:56am.

Submitted by Salem13 on September 30, 2008 - 12:24pm.
M.E.

What mother in her right mind would allow her daughter to attend a concert by this whore?

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Have you ever been to OHNOTHEYDIDNT? That place is CRAWLING with Brit STANS. Its like what JJ is to Brangelina.
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That makes me really really nervous, sad and scared for the future mothers out there.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:55am.

boomsy - considering she attached that shit to her 1/2" hair, her real hair is probably too damaged and doesn't even grow. It just breaks. With all the dying and continuous weaves, that shit aint healthy enough to grow.

Add her shitty ass diet and all the other toxin's she ingests. Her hair aint healthy.

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:54am.

M.E.

What mother in her right mind would allow her daughter to attend a concert by this whore?

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Have you ever been to OHNOTHEYDIDNT? That place is CRAWLING with Brit STANS. Its like what JJ is to Brangelina.

Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:53am.

She sounds 12 in that interview.

Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:51am.

Shouldn't she have enough hair to stop wearing that craptastic weave by now?

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:48am.

UGH! A tour. Gross. What mother in her right mind would allow her daughter to attend a concert by this whore?

Just what this cunt needs, more delusions that she is relevent and talented.

FUck off Shitney. There is a dumpster awaiting your arrival.

Bag lady.

Actually, that is an insult to bag ladies, not even they want to be associated with this piece of wasted shit.

WHOOO HOOOO! Shitters! Glad to see your priorities are in order! Babies? HUH? Oh, yeah, BOO BOO's that is what you call them. Damn straight, got those two little mistakes out of your life, ready for what really matters YOUR TOUR!

Fucking BITCH!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:42am.

Cheetozilla has crazy eyes again. The pink wig is on standby.

COMINGBACK?! I'm calling the County!

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:42am.

I thought the Fresh Kills landfill was smelling especially rancid this morning.

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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:34am.

Submitted by christine the hoff on September 30, 2008 - 11:38am.

LCT

STIFFIEEE
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BOOOOOOOONNNEEERRRRR

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 09/30/2008 - 10:33am.

Submitted by Albatross on September 30, 2008 - 12:00pm.
She looks like she needs a good scrubbing down. God, this untalented piece of trash is so played out. Her new song stinks to high heaven.

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Those last 4 words remind me of this:

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!