Boring Baby Name Alert!
This is not the baby name I've been waiting for, but here we go! Marky Mark and his fiancee Rhea Durham had a son a couple of weeks ago and we now have a name. Are your ass cheeks on the edge of your seat? Get ready. You might want to hold on to something. Life & Style reports that they have named him Brendan Joseph. Yeah, you can go back to eating your Bacardi and oatmeal.
Naming their son BJ is living on the edge for Marky and Rhea. I was expecting something like Brian Michael or Michael Michael or Marky Mark Jr.. Little BJ joins Ella Rae and Michael as the Wahlberg children.
What I really, really want to know is what is Jason Lee's daughter's name!? She was born almost two months ago and nobody has reported on a name. Reporters everywhere need to drop everything and go undercover to find out that child's name! I better not see Barbara Walters on "The View" this morning, because bitch should be on the case! She owes it to the world to find out how Jason Lee topped the name Pilot Inspektor!
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ISMU and Lolo - I know!! I was like SHE CAN NOT NAMR THE BABY NIMROD!
I mean, my last name starts with a T and I remember a girl in the first grade teasing me by calling me "Missy" Tomato and it killed me!! Imagine the ridicule if your name was Nimrod!!!
I guess youd just have people call you Rod? Ew.
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I was going to call my son Padraig (pro: Pad-rik) which is Gaelic for Patrick. I was talked out of it and my son is very grateful. I talked my friend out of naming her daughter Saffron and she was bloody glad when Ab Fab took off.
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Submitted by missy on September 30, 2008 - 10:17am.
There are TONS of names in the Bible that are not completely out there. If they want to be original go to Matthew chapter 1.
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yeah, Clarisse & Lolo, I sang it all mornign while getting dressed..
My pants are tight, and my ass likes it
I'm running late, and my boss fired me
I peed the bed and my husband licked it
But LoLo.. I liked the 'tire slice' one.. lmao!
Missy- Nimrod???? Holy hellfuck. At least now I know my MIL doesn't have a leg to stand on when she rolls her eyes at the name we picked for spawn #3.
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Clarisse - ugh, Dorkus!! awful!!!
Migraineuse!! hey there stranger!!
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Oh no Missy she cant be naming that baby Nimrod!
Lord have mercy!
I knew a girl in high school nick named Nooner because her parents would talk about nooners in front of her and she always thought it meant to have a cocktail instead of tea. She was an idiot.
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Chris Ecc - not a thumper per say, but yes, they want a biblical name. I steered them to Silas, Aaron, and Cyrus.
Picking baby names seems wicked hard to me.
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Missy!
I had an Uncle Hassle and an Aunt Dorkus.
Hillbillies.
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If only more celebrities were content to give their kids boring-ass names.
Seriously, if anybody loves a stupid name that badly, they should change their OWN name instead of damaging their children for life.
Then again, it might be a sneaky form of social Darwinism - ensuring the children of idiots continue the family dysfunction until the entire idiot population dies out.
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Submitted by missy on September 30, 2008 - 10:13am.
Bible thumper? Nimrod, I get. Doesn't she know what Nimrod means now? But Ichabod? There was a guy in high school that was nicknamed Ichabod because he looked like the cartoon Ichabod (NOT Johnny Depp).
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OH no0 okie!!!!
I so sorry!
Substitute lyrics.
I punched your squirrel cover and I liked it.
Or
I punched your donkey at midnight.
or
I sliced your tires and i liked it.
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Maybe he's the next BJ & The Bear.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Update:
Bowie's son has gone from Zowie to Duncan. Think I prefer Zowie.
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I was just talking to a friend who's sister is having a boy and she is considering the names:
Ichabod
and Nimrod
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no kidding!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 30, 2008 - 10:09am.
Chris, that was Penn Gillette. They named the boy Zoltan.
Jesus, is he a comic book junkie or just an abusive father?
Oh yeah Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-El. Poor kid.
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Dammit Okie!! Now i'm singing it!!!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 30, 2008 - 10:08am.
Nothing beats Jermajesty Jackson for a shitty name. Man, that is just ghastly!
All of his kids have some form of his name. Such a big ego for such a shitty Jackson.
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Chris, that was Penn Gillette. They named the boy Zoltan.
Nothing beats Jermajesty Jackson for a shitty name. Man, that is just ghastly!
My son's name is Brenden Matthew. My husband liked the name. Everyone thought that he looked like Brendan Fraser in High School. Thankfully he still has his hair!
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Submitted by TeamManwhore on September 30, 2008 - 10:04am.
The baby's father was a DJ. That little factoid makes me want to kill that bitch.
Who named their girl Moxy Crimefighter?
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 10:02am.
They're saying at imdb.com that Jason Lee named his daughter Rhubarb Cinnamon Lee. God I hope not.
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Someone posted that on IMDB with no confirming link. Probably punking the board. Still, I would not be surprised.
Maybe it will be like Zowie Bowie for the Jason Lee kid. Given a god awful name but changed it to...oh I forget, something normal like Danny. I'll look it up.
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LoLo.. I'm so mad at you!!! I totally caught myself humming "kissed a girl and i like it" RIGHT here at work! I hope my boss doesnt' know that song, and didn't get a old man wrinkle boner.. Hmph!!!!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 9:58am.
"Shannon "I suck in every role" Sossamon named her spawn Audio Science. I didn't think it was possible to hate that awful bitch even more."
Fuck i read about that but forgot. That shit is just wrong. But Pilot Inspektor is firmly implanted in my memory so i guess that says something. Maybe you could disguise Audio as a hipster name or after a Roman goddess. (="I hear" in Latin)
"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
Every kid I ever knew named BJ was a skinny white dude who thought for some reason he had come from a "hard" part of town but really their moms drove mini vans and their dads came home every night.
But for some reason these little BJ's were out there sucking at life trying to be a "G".
BJ's: Little dicks trying to be hard.
Giggle times
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They're saying at imdb.com that Jason Lee named his daughter Rhubarb Cinnamon Lee. God I hope not.
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Shannon "I suck in every role" Sossamon named her spawn Audio Science. I didn't think it was possible to hate that awful bitch even more.
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Clarisse- I'm trying to figure out how Brooke Shields and Punky Brewster ended up with a love child!
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Am I the only one that finds this chick creepy as fuck?? She is trying to steal ma soul. I swear!!
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The most unusual thing about them is that they're so normal for a Hollyweird couple.
And although Jason Lee hasn't yet announced his daughter's name, she has my deepest sympathy.
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It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to.
Pilot Inspektor is truly the worst celeb name i've ever come across. It beats even Frank Zappa's parental sadism:
Moon Unit (41)
Dweezil (39)
Ahmet Emuukha (34)
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen (29)
I would rather any of these than "Pilot Inspektor" with a fucking K.
"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 30, 2008 - 9:52am.
Seriously? It took her that long? What the fuck was she doing the nine months she was pregnant?
Jebus!
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As long as he's healthy and his name isn't something like Pikchur Phraimm, I'm happy.
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It's a rather boring, normal name. I can't decide if I'm glad they went with something on the charts or pissed that there's nothing there to make fun of.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
MK, I agree! I am quivering with anticipation to know what Jason Lee named his daughter! Surely they won't do like Lauryn Hill and leave the child unnamed for 10 months while they decide? Sheesh!