Boring Baby Name Alert!
This is not the baby name I've been waiting for, but here we go! Marky Mark and his fiancee Rhea Durham had a son a couple of weeks ago and we now have a name. Are your ass cheeks on the edge of your seat? Get ready. You might want to hold on to something. Life & Style reports that they have named him Brendan Joseph. Yeah, you can go back to eating your Bacardi and oatmeal.
Naming their son BJ is living on the edge for Marky and Rhea. I was expecting something like Brian Michael or Michael Michael or Marky Mark Jr.. Little BJ joins Ella Rae and Michael as the Wahlberg children.
What I really, really want to know is what is Jason Lee's daughter's name!? She was born almost two months ago and nobody has reported on a name. Reporters everywhere need to drop everything and go undercover to find out that child's name! I better not see Barbara Walters on "The View" this morning, because bitch should be on the case! She owes it to the world to find out how Jason Lee topped the name Pilot Inspektor!
Submitted by one square on September 30, 2008 - 7:26pm.
carolyn bessette, that was her name. she looks like a goth carolyn bessette.
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Ha! My brother in law used to call her "Carolyn Biscuit" LOLOL
carolyn bessette, that was her name. she looks like a goth carolyn bessette.
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i am courtney love's original face.
Submitted by paris herpes on September 30, 2008 - 6:02pm.
i was thinking she looked more like john kennedy jr's wife, whats-her-name, the one that died with him in that plane crash?
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i am courtney love's original face.
Is it me or does she sorta look like Marilyn Manson at first glance...?
Your face!
The damn name put me to sleep, but at least the kids can call him Blow Job for levity. Anyblowjob, Jason Lee named his daughter Penny after the girl in Inspector Gadget, see it totally goes together!
I have a Jason Lee story, I saw him in Berkeley @ a White Stripes concert years ago...I waved and he waved back...hence started my long connection to Scientology and XENU!
Your face!
I'm a "BJ" (Benjamin Joseph) too. It can be rough in middle school. What the heck were my parents thinking?
The worst one was "Ben"-d over, or, "Ben"-d for a Friend" I didn't hear that one until my mid twenties. But then my friend Joe Bob made a guitar song about it. So it would piss me off a little.
Bend over,
Bend over,
Bend over,
Why don't you bend for a friend?
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Perhaps we should all have 'sex names' as well as daily names. This would be funnier if I could think of a 'choose your porn star name' way of working it out but I can't.
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Miss Marky's beardfish looks like a man!
Submitted by lizzieb on September 30, 2008 - 10:13am.
Update:
Bowie's son has gone from Zowie to Duncan. Think I prefer Zowie.
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It's a good sex name.
Screaming 'duncan' is a bit of a wet blanket in comparison.
omg. that's my grandpa's name. weird.
Padraig is pronounced "Paw-Drig" or "Paw-Rig" depending on what dialect.
Fairly common, fairly hideous.
Submitted by El Bastardo on September 30, 2008 - 11:20am.
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Love ya loads!! :o)
Mine would be Migraine MonkeyGobbler BaconLips. CUTE!
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Aw, shucks. You're making me blush.
Actually I'd need to have more celebuspawn so I could honor all of my favorite Dlisters.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 11:36am.
yes! i can claim this was work related, kinda.
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Submitted by the_original_sh... on September 30, 2008 - 11:35am.
Hey if you ever want to work in South Korea, give me a call. Now you're really networking. LOL!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 11:28am.
you're very welcome. :)
funny thing is, she'd have a shit fit if she knew i were on here right now instead of working! LOL! whoops. i'm "making friends and networking".... that's work, right?
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Submitted by dementa on September 30, 2008 - 11:28am.
I always felt left out because I was the only kid without a Biblical name. My sister (Pamela Rachel), my brother (Joel Benjamin), and my sister (Abigail Anne). As for me, I was named about fucking tobacco!
FUCK!
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Chris Eccleston, I always wanted a kid named Oholibamah!
No, not really. No baby deserves that. For each decent Biblical name (Matthew, Joseph, Asher) there's a dozen whacked-out ones.
Submitted by the_original_sh... on September 30, 2008 - 11:27am.
Wow, I'm honored!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 11:24am.
can i use the line about my HR lady as my sig? it pretty much sums up everything i feel about her in one nice concise statement.
it's sposed to be GWTW now. it's my favorite story. i know it's full of racist shit but i don't care. plus, i'd kill for the dresses vivien leigh wore... that bitch was hot!
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 30, 2008 - 11:24am.
LOL! Or Saikoloji Kheilz.
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Submitted by the_original_sh... on September 30, 2008 - 11:22am.
Your HR lady is a cunt. Your pic is now GWTW. I love that movie! I had trouble when I changed mine too. It takes a few seconds apparently.
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MK, I think he named her 'Psyantology Mechanic.'
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PSL and Chris - glad i'm not the only one who thinks it's not THAT hard. my HR lady at work actually refuses to pronounce it right saying that if i wanted it pronounced a certain way it should have been spelled that way. but she's a psycho anyway.
btw, been trying to change my picture and have not had any success. i've deleted the current one and uploaded a new one like 10 times and each time i upload a new one the old one comes back. am i mildly retarded or it is the site? please tell me it's the site!
EDIT: nevermind, all of a sudden the new pic showed up. weird.
Submitted by the_original_sh... on September 30, 2008 - 11:16am.
Not at all! I would have gotten that! What's so hard about Elissa? Well, maybe not "a-lisa" I would have said it like Alyssa Milano. Oops.
Nobody can say my last name right. They always say cooper. It's not fucking Cooper! If it were cooper there'd be two fucking oo's not a u!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 10:45am.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 10:21am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 30, 2008 - 10:18am.
What are you going to call, uh, it?
If I ever have spawn I'll name the son MichaelK Dlisted and the daughter Migraineuse Uvula Jones. Jones will be her second middle name.
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This is a good idea for a game. What would you name your very own celebuspawn?
Mine would be El Bradiful Tigerlilly Bastardo.
WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Love ya loads!! :o)
Mine would be Migraine MonkeyGobbler BaconLips. CUTE!
The two "s"'s must be what throws people off. If it were spelled Elisa, I'll bet you wouldn't have a problem....people are dumb!
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 11:15am
no, elissa. pronounced like a-lisa (one girl, named lisa)... it's not that hard, right?
Submitted by the_original_sh... on September 30, 2008 - 11:13am.
Is your name Elizbieta?
I read once about a couple from some Scandinavian country that tried to name their kid something 20 letters long, and they pronounced it "Sven." The courts said, "Hell to the no." Maybe we should have something like that in the States.
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i actually wish i'd been named something just a *little* more mainstream. i don't have anything really effed up like the celeb kids, but my name is pronounced completely differently than it's spelled.
my parents wanted a derivative of elizabeth but wanted to put a spanish twist on it (which makes no sense as i'm scottish, irish, english, polish and russian... no spanish at all)... so i got screwed with a name that no one can ever pronounce.
i'm 23 years old and i've got people i've known since like 3rd, 4th grade who still say it wrong. and it's NOT rocket science, i promise. ugh.
therefore my kids will get slightly odd names (in the way that there won't be 2 of them in a classroom) but they'll be easily pronounced and spelled.
parents who name their kids these absurd names are just ridiculous and eeeeeeevil!
Submitted by Migraineuse on September 30, 2008 - 10:45am.
I'm going to name mine Friez Phraimm. I'll tell everybody I'm a J. Guiles fan.
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NIMROD???????
That is horrid!
People who were in Lauryn's band say she's a little insane in the membrane, like chick has serious issues, so maybe that's why no name yet?
Imma name my hypothetical kids Clorox Triple-Ply Glad and Gonorrhea Velveeta Hoover Vacuum. Isn't that pretty??
Confession time: I sorta like the name Moxie Crimefighter. Shhhh!
It makes her sound like a kick-ass superhero. haha
Uvual your MIL sound like my G'maw.
And Okie your MIL sounds like Peg Bundy! Im just kidding! But can I picture her as Peg?
My G'maw is always talking down at cha!
It always starts with, "Let me tell you something honey" and you know in Old Lady Code Honey = BEYATCH.
She is ALWAYS telling honies something i swear to Mardi Gras she dont give a fux.
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No. NO NO NO NO NO. No child shall be named Nimrod. So let it be written, so let it be done.
Chris re: Lauryn Hill: Apparently she had a baby girl in early 2008 and has yet to name her. I read this in People and couldn't believe it and looked it up on "the Internet thing" as my MIL calls it, while we are ragging on MILs, and she still has not named this kid. Jesus, is it that hard?
Gretchen Mol named her kid Ptolemy! I can't even begin to imagine the horror!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 30, 2008 - 10:18am.
What are you going to call, uh, it?
If I ever have spawn I'll name the son MichaelK Dlisted and the daughter Migraineuse Uvula Jones. Jones will be her second middle name.
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This is a good idea for a game. What would you name your very own celebuspawn?
Mine would be El Bradiful Tigerlilly Bastardo.
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ISMU! I always try to get someone to do "Criss Cross" w/ me.. like from 'Throw mama from a train' You kill mine, I kill yours. yes, One time she bought a baby blanket and was like "i'll hold onto this for you" Then one GD day, she took it out to the building for the fucking dogs to lay on!!!! *gasps* I mean, WTF! Criss Cross!!! *gives you puppy eyes*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
okie- Yours sounds a bit... dim. Mine just does stupid shit like "you're pregnant, that's great... was it an accident?" STFU!
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@ISMU! No, lies all lies!! I told mine some top secret stuff th other night. Then I overheard her spilling the beans while I was at her house in the next rooom, she was like "But don't you say anything" (to her husband) WTF, wait til I'm not at your house..
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 10:24am.
I stayed at a pub in Minehead where the owner's son and his wife had just had a baby girl they called Tia Maria. Fucking criminal.
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Mother In Laws: The other other other white meat.
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okie- Overall she's not that bad, but some of the shit she spouts off it just mindboggling.
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LoLo.. That won't work. She already smells like your doggy's butt.. Oh snap! that was mean! Bad, Bad girl, I am!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 30, 2008 - 10:27am.
@ISMU! *puts your MIL in corner w/ my MIL* Now stay there and STFU!!!
*makes your mom in laws smell my bad little dogs butt*
Aroma Therapy!
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But he'll thank 'em when he's older. :)
TeamManwhore, don't forget Zowie and Dandelion. Ah, those rockers.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 30, 2008 - 10:24am.
I can hear the kids now, "RONAN THE BARBARIAN!"
Heh heh.
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@ISMU! *puts your MIL in corner w/ my MIL* Now stay there and STFU!!!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 30, 2008 - 10:23am.
I thought so, too.
If I ever get a potbelly pig, I'm going to name it Perez. If my cat were a guy I would have named it Sanchez because she has brown fur under her nose.
I'm sick like that.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on September 30, 2008 - 10:21am.
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I think they flow really well. And that's all that's important, right? :P
Edited to add: Ronan Michael. My MIL actually had the balls to say she was just going to call "it" Conner until the name stuck. That's when I lowered the boom and told her he'd been named for months.
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Submitted by lizzieb on September 30, 2008 - 10:20am.
My sister wanted to name her daughter Tequila Sunrise when she was in high school. Thankfully she changed her mind.
I want to name my daughter Elizabeth Jane and my son Phillip Spencer or Spencer Phillip. I can't decide.
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My BF says he likes the religious names as well.
My deal is that he doesnt even go to temple so i would not let him go way out there.
I just dont want Children of the Corn names.
I could aslo only make 123487655239004 jokes a day to a little baby named Mosses too. I would scar my poor child. Every time Id change his diaper I would have to say he parted the Brown Sea this time. He would hate me, my pretend child.
*takes birth control pill*
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 30, 2008 - 10:18am.
What are you going to call, uh, it?
If I ever have spawn I'll name the son MichaelK Dlisted and the daughter Migraineuse Uvula Jones. Jones will be her second middle name.
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