Tuesday, September 30th 2008

Speaking Of Trolls....

The sneaky troll known as Mary-Kate Olsen isn't getting away that easy! This past August the U.S. Attorney's office closed the case regarding Heath Ledger's death which meant that the Olsen troll didn't have to testify. Well, Heath's insurance company ReliaStar now wants to speak to her. Like any typical insurance company, ReliaStar (owned by ING) is trying to find ways to get out of paying Heath's $10 million policy. The insurance whores are investigating the possiblity that Heath committed suicide which would void the policy. Heath's death was officially ruled as an accidental overdose.

A lawyer for Heath's estate is now suing the company for being cheap bitches and nosy skanks. ReliaStar responded to the lawsuit by saying they are "entitled to investigate Plaintiff's claim to determine if the 'Suicide' provision is applicable." They also claim that Heath lied on the policy application about whether he was taking prescription pills.

ReliaStar wants to talk to the troll to find out what she knows about Heath's death. If the feds can't get to her, what makes ReliaStar think they can? They can bring her a fresh plate of roasted chipmunk bones and boiled frog warts, but she's not opening her lips! The only time she opens her mouth is to say "prune."

I hope they do catch her, though. I hear her wicked snicker in the middle of the night and I know she's just laughing at all of us! Your day is coming, troll!

Source: NY Post

Posted by: Michael K


patty cake's picture

od doesnt necessarily mean suicide...but voluntary drug abuse may not be covered....

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The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

the guy was a junkie... and he od'd... period

xoxox

The war isn't working.

paris herpes's picture

Heath didn't commit suicide, if you read about all the drugs he had in the apartment, clearly it was an accident. Dude was depressed but he was too successful to throw it all away like that either. These companies are straight up EVIL! MK got him the drugs though, the troll should be investigated!

Your face!

annobanano's picture

I always picture her in a red-hooded coat wielding a knife - Don't Look Now reference. She, and that movie, scare me.

TITS's picture

Submitted by speakit on September 30, 2008 - 10:43am.

can you google the diff betwixt oj and a orc?

Green Is Good's picture

Like this troll doll creature is actually going to show up for a deposition.

Five bucks says she disappears to Switzerland, or to the Keebler Elf tree, where subpoenas mean nothing.

Devore's picture

HL didn't commit suicide, his death was an accidental OD.

and this girl did not force HL to abuse drugs, she didnt do the right thing in not calling the EMT immediately but that's another issue.

Paul Newman's son Scott died of an accidental OD back in the 70s.

MargeAggedon's picture

Insurance company?
HA! They'd get a sum total of two words from me.
Fuck. You.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

SeH's picture

I like her jeans/shoes combination but lose that tacky jacket!

This insurance company is just trying to stall so they don't have to pay up. Mr. Ledger only had the policy for 6 months so he probably paid very little in premiums. But, like everyone else pointed out, they should have demanded medical records and blood tests BEFORE insuring him and not pry into his life after death. I hope the lawyers are able to garner punitive damages against ReliaStar for being cheap, dirty asshats.

Salem13's picture

Ha! I knew this Troll killed him, Oh and nice fur purse asshole.

kacky's picture

Those girls are hideous. What a sad cautionary tale for parents who want to get their children into show business.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Anything that nicks an insurance company for a large sum is not a bad thing.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 30, 2008 - 9:38am.
Bitch is guilty. And she knows it.

JUST.LIKE.O.J.

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So just out of curiosity, I googled troll vs hobbit. Trolls are described as being very tall, lean and muscular where as hobbit's are elfish.

If the comparison don't fit, you must acquit or something.

Francine's picture

I can't wait until these pitiful prunes are penniless. She was Heath's oxycontin connection and it was the only reason he even hung out with the likes of her.

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PRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE!
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is it just me or do her feet look gigantic in that picture and for god's sake does this bitch get dressed in the dark?

Albatross's picture

1) Heath did NOT commit suicide.

2) MK needs to tell what she knows and then go the fuck away!

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 30, 2008 - 9:31am.

Exactly! Jesus take the wheel...or at least buy us some gas!

I loved that^^! Funny stuff!
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First thing I noticed about the picture was the fur on top of her lugagge, and then I saw the yellow ribbon tied to her lugagge. Where did she buy it, at Marshall's? She should be using super exclusive Louis V or Versace lugagge made out of solid gold with sparkling diamonds in shape of a troll!!!! That will make it easy to find her lugagge at the bag claim!!!! I don't have shit, but even I bought some nice and cool tags for my lugagge!!!!!

Silvara0428's picture

Way off topic:
Why the hell does she dress like a f*cking hobo? Seriously why?!!!?
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MyTwoCents's picture

Armadillo shoulderpads are so 1981

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Otter Pop's picture

It's too early for her to be wearing her Hobbitt costume.

greenfinch's picture

im sorry i read this in teh paper today on my way to work, and i cant help but think what a shite company. i mean i realize that its a lot of money, but oaklahoma is right, they should have done their homework before hand. just cause he was young and what ever doesnt mean they shouldnt have tested him and given physical. like its not like is a small insurance policy...so too bad for them.

Mel-Tang's picture

Troll looks like she's moving from her old box house to her new one in Central Park.

Bitch is guilty. And she knows it.

JUST.LIKE.O.J.

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RIMADYL KILLS

oklahoma's picture

Nope, won't happen.. They will pay it! They should have done their homework to begin with (ins co.) I'm an agent myself, and this is shit and sad.. But I guess the Co. is trying to cover their asses, but like I said, they should have done their tests: blood, urine, doctors records.. Oh well.. They just wanted to give the star what he wanted and issued the policy. Their fault, Not His!! Well that is my opinion anyways..

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247
Even more than the failed bail-out, if this isn't a sign that the world's gone to Hell, what is? The fucking Olsen twins are uber-wealthy & running the damned world, above the law. What the fuck have we become?
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Exactly! Jesus take the wheel...or at least buy us some gas!

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Is she transporting a sick raccoon to the hospital? Shopping at Taxidermy 'R' Us? WTF is that in her cart?

On T: Insurance companies are satanic. They try to get out of paying everything. If Ledger's death was, after extensive (one would imagine) and public investigation, ruled an accidental death, they need to STFU and pony up. And I can't imagine WTF Trollsen has to do with any of this other than he was living in her apartment.

Stock Broker's picture

Clarisse ~ your avie is creeping me out. I don't like clowns.

On Topic: maybe the Olson Trolls with their bazillions can loan the US Govt a few bucks?

KD's picture

Did she steal those boots from the set of LotR? I hope they don't find anything. He probably didn't "lie" on his insurance forms. Maybe he wasn't taken prescription drugs at the time. Things like that can change really easily. If they don't give his daughter the money, I hope everyone pulls their policy from them and they go under. Stingy slags.

dramaqueen365247's picture

Even more than the failed bail-out, if this isn't a sign that the world's gone to Hell, what is? The fucking Olsen twins are uber-wealthy & running the damned world, above the law. What the fuck have we become?
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Clarisse's picture

"Your day is coming, troll!"

From your lips MK....

Satan, please. This troll is ripe for roastin'!

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Stock Broker's picture

Why is this stupid Olsen Troll carting around fur in her old lady shopping cart?