Friday, October 3rd 2008
Birthday Sluts
Clive Owen (44)
Ashlee Simpson (24)
Eric Von Detten (26)
Shannyn Sossamon (30)
Sean William Scott (32)
India Arie (33)
Neve Campbell (35)
Lena Headey (35)
Kevin Richardson (37)
Gwen Stefani (39)
Janel Maloney (39)
Tommy Lee (46)
Al Sharpton (54)
Lindsey Buckingham (59)
Chubby Checker (67)
Gore Vidal (83)
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Just Wondering - I saw them do that duet live a few years back, it was AWESOME.
The blonde in red in the front row who looks like a younger, very pregnant Stevie is Lindsey's wife.
I love you, Lindsey!
I'm going to contact the Make A Wish Foundation and tell them that I only want one little thing before I die... to be the meat in a Hugh Laurie/Clive Owen sandwich.
*drooling in my pan*
what a diverse list of bday sluts today...happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
APHID- A call out!!! Are you here?
Clive- I Luuuvs ya!
Gore Vidal ROCKS...I can't believe that fool is still alive?! Clive Owen is the hotness! Asslee Simpson...UGH!
Your face!
happy birthday to everyone on the list but holy shit i love me some clive owen!
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Great pic! I love Clive. What a hot piece of ass.
I would like to give Clive 44 orgasms just for his birfday.
I'm very selfless in that way.
My panties just dribbled 44 droplets of liquid love in honor of Clive Owen's birthday.
It's Gwennie's last year in her 30's?? Yikes. Time is a-flyin'...
Happy Birthday to Ashlee, Clive, Gwen, Tommy & The Most Gorgeous Boy Bander EVER! Kevin Richardson. :)
Dreamboat Clive. Just gets better and better. Happy Birthday you burnin' hunk-O-luv.
Happt Birfday Gwen, Clive and Donkey Shlong!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Gwen and Clive!
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So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Anthony Bourdain
Oh my god, Tommy Lee! Happy birthday, you fucking old fart!
Why isn't there a picture of Tommy's glorious STD face up there instead of Clive Owen??
If I do in fact have a "loin", then Clive Owen Makes it quiver. He could do me ten ways to Sunday, raw dog and doggy style
-"Republicans are just democrats that have been mugged."
aww, thank Chris! I'll pass it on to her when I call....lol
Lindsey Buckingham, I am sorry I forgot you in my first post... Love you.
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Clive Owen is the hotness.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on October 3, 2008 - 10:31am.
Happy birthday to your mom!
Hands off, Pince! He's mine! Go find your own sex sla-, I mean, husband! Take Gerard Butler; he's free. :P
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
I LOVE CLIVE OWEN.
That is all.
Ahh! Erik Von Detten! I used to love him. I wonder what he's doing now..
Happy Birthday to Lindsey! Love me some Fleetwood Mac.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Gasping ... oh my gawd ... Clive ....
*fans self, trying to pull myself together*
"Mmmmm ... good morning, darlin' ... happy birthday, you hot piece ... oooommmph!"
*spills coffee everywhere like the uncoordinated dumbass I am*
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“My shoe is off, my foot is cold, and now my story is all told."
Oh, CLIVE! ahhhh
HB to Gwen and my own Mommy......
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But as it came down near, so did a weary tear
I thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Chris Eccleston:
double sigh...
Here is one for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-4BojWdjRE&feature=related
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Thanks MK. Clive in the morning looking fine!
~~Pity the poor aussie cane toad. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=t3ENUqV5-bw
Chris Eccleston!
Right back at ya!!!
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Submitted by Just Wondering on October 3, 2008 - 9:57am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdXbiB354us
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
CLIVE OWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on October 3, 2008 - 9:48am.
Clarisse, your av makes me want to do unnatural things to my monitor.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXI4KinMOys
Watch this video and tell me 59 never looked better. Happy Birthday Lindsey....sigh.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Happy Bday Clive Owen!
YOWZAAAAAAAAA!
carrottop..............look deep into my avie................deeper..............
come back to the butler.................
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
Well fuuuuuck me! Imagine wakin up to that!!!!
*fans self*
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She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you?
aw happy birfday to hoff puppy! arf!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
@ missy
my puppy turns four tomorrow, extra Alpo for everyone!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by christine the hoff on October 3, 2008 - 9:27am.
happy Bday missy
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its not till the 9th, but we can start celebrating today!!! ;)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Oh, Clive. The things I would do to you on that couch.
Gwen Stefani: Woman please. Please, I am begging you. No one has white hair except albinos and old ladies. Please use a more attractive wig (because we all know your real hair is stubble).
Chuuby Checker, Lindsay Buckingham, Gore Vidal: Talents all around. Happy BD!
Ugh! Tommy Lee and I are the same age, born only 2 days apart. I need to scrub my soul with bleach.
happy Bday missy
Clive, quit laying down on the job and get on my face, stat!
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But I've got to say. You should look into getting a life too "Christine the Hoff". You're another one thats always on here wasting your life away.
Submitted by Hekki on October 3, 2008 - 9:15am.
Don't you just want to bitch slap the guys from Gossip Girl with this picture?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Now THAT is a man.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 3, 2008 - 9:04am.
Yes. That sounds a lot better than my idea of straddling him and holding him down.
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Nothing sexier than taking a tie off a man. But afterward, you could use it to tie him down.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on October 3, 2008 - 9:05am.
In what corner of hell did you find that thing?
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on October 3, 2008 - 9:02am.
Holy shit, LTC!!! Put a warning sticker on that thing!
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Sorry... I'm trying to get used to it way ahead of time so I can actually wear it for Halloween and be ok with it.
Submitted by NitWitty on October 3, 2008 - 9:02am.
Yes. That sounds a lot better than my idea of straddling him and holding him down.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
You just want to walk up to him. Take the cig from his fingers, take a long drag then put it out and slowly begin undressing him.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Holy shit, LTC!!! Put a warning sticker on that thing!
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Happy B'Day Misty and all!
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Mmmmmm, he looks so fuckable.
Morning MK ♥
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Happy BDay Misty!