It's A Sign
JHud is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York," because her vagina just can't say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That's the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York's nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word "YES" just comes pouring out.
Well, that's not how it happened. JHud said: "I had no clue at all... We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me... and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple's my favourite colour... and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards... one related to the other, and the last one said, 'Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you."
Does anybody see the irony in this? She's basically digging her own fucking grave. That's a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would've dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.
Here's JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.
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Talk about having low standards.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Submitted by forever.now on September 29, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Niecy Nash is engaged to "Wood" from I Love New York. I don't remember him, but I really thought Neicy was possessed of a bit more sense.
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/26830-another_i_love_new_york_engagemen...
I thought she got engaged to some no-name after Dreamgirls.
hmmm..I wonder where some people meet
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nicey nash is engaged to a ilny alum?! who?!
ok blindfold shovel color detection aside. first. digging? bad enough. but digging up a bunch of lame ass CARDS?!
she probably just told him yes because she was so happy to not have to dig any more.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 7:46pm.
sock monkey: and with that image in my skull, it's finally time to go home!
good night all you dlisted freakz! ♥♥♥
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*standing on top of hamper* *waving dryer sheet* Bye..snowpiece!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
sock monkey: and with that image in my skull, it's finally time to go home!
good night all you dlisted freakz! ♥♥♥
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on September 29, 2008 - 7:17pm.
...and crocs, Mrs. K! and crocs!!
Hi! Mrs. K! *bashfully handing you a small bouquet of little daisies*
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Yes my little love Socky, Crocs...big green plastic clown-like Crocs.
Thank you for the flowers.
You are such a dear♥
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
I thought Punk seemed like really, really nice guy! And maybe she's super sweet and his soulmate, despite being chubby. We can't help who we fall in love with!
Ugh, I know, I am just not mean enough to be here.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 7:14pm.
I'll wear leggings if I want to and you can't stop me.
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That sounds familiar.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 7:35pm.
socky: he was probably trying to get her to sweat off a couple pounds first
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In that case, I hope that fucking hole was deeeeeeeeeep! All he kept saying..was..."Keep digging! You're almost there!" Poor bitch. She was sweating and panting by the time she got to the cards. All for a crappy ring!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
socky: he was probably trying to get her to sweat off a couple pounds first
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
It would have been a more interesting story if when she started digging, she unearthed some petrified dog poop, ciggy butts and a used condom.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 29, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Sock-Monkey ITA ugly ring, I'd have "accidentally" dropped it in the sand again.
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First of all, if my BF make me dig a hole in the ground my response would be.."Fuck that! Dig it yourself!" And if that digging led to that ugly shit..my response would be.."Hell no!. I want something pretty! Take it back!" lol
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Two reality show sluts. Perfect for one another.
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Sock-Monkey ITA ugly ring, I'd have "accidentally" dropped it in the sand again.
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 29, 2008 - 7:14pm.
I'll wear leggings if I want to and you can't stop me.
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...and crocs, Mrs. K! and crocs!!
Hi! Mrs. K! *bashfully handing you a small bouquet of little daisies*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Whenever I see a fat chick in purple, the words "Grape Ape" issue forth from my mouth with a force that cannot be contained.
Are we sure she was the one wearing the blindfold? Yikes.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
oh sh*t Momus, sorry, you thought of it first, LOL
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
I'll wear leggings if I want to and you can't stop me.
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He was smiling... That's right. Oh, Luke. He was some boy. Cool Hand Luke. Hell, he's a natural-born world-shaker.
Let me ask you this beyotch, if you were blindfolded how did you know what color the damn shovel was????
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
"he blindfolded me... and he gave me a purple shovel"
Does she have X-ray vision to see through the blindfold and see a purple shovel?
She probably thought that they were going to have kinky sex on the beach involving spanking with a purple shovel.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on September 29, 2008 - 7:04pm.
When I said big...I meant big, not curvy. She is a big girl, and the leggings with flats look is not flattering. I keep typing the word big...BIG!:)
Michael K! I just spit my Skyy all over the monitor. Digging her own grave...LMFAO! You are the best. My dogs are alll craning their necks to see why Im laughing so hard.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
you know, in this main pic she looks a lot LIKE Punk! ewwww
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
So wait...she had to dig blindfolded?
I can just imagine her out there on the beach, shovel in hand, straining to dig that hole..grunting, pushing the shovel into the sand, lifting the shovelful of sand and throwing it over her shoulder over and over again.....idiot. That's not romantic..that's hard work and an ugly ring.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
what!!! and this dumb ho said yes
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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Submitted by senoritame on September 29, 2008 - 6:54pm.
Big girls should never wear leggings. And I would be pissed if I was given a shovel and told to dig, are you for real? That doesn't sound romantic, that sounds like work.
---I think really you mean fat girls shouldn't wear leggings big girls look great if by big you mean curvy
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
I wonder if Oprah and J-Hud have the same make up artist. The shading usually looks the same ( you know shade away the double chin etc.) and the before make-up looks a little sad doggish for both of them.
Just sayin
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Poor thing... The ambiguously gay "lawyer" from "I Love New York?"
Have some standards, girl! C'MON!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
She doesn't usually, but she looks quite man-like in the main pic.
I can't stand this bible thumping bitch.
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What happened to all that weight she lost? She looks huge! What a sucker!
Your face!
First thing...
"Does anybody see the irony in this? She's basically digging her own fucking grave."
Oh too true... and just flat out funny.
Jennifer has a bad case of Oprahitis.
They live firmly in the belief of... if they can cram their ass into it... it fits.
No matter how tight, bunched up, fat roll enhancing an outfit may be... if they can get it button, they are going to wear it out in public.
Everyday I watch Oprah, just to see the day she finally rips the ass of her pants out on live TV.
I think all these guys from the I love New York show has parlayed that opportunity to hook up with every desparate fat black chick that feels only like a woman if they are not married. Another moron to take Star Jones and Al left off. Also Niecy Nash got engaged to another alum of I love new york. So another Terry McMillian how she got her groove back. Another fat comedian chick that just recently did the gastric to lose weight but her husband uses her to do it other woman. The one with the hairy legs that went on the View and barbara called them the creatures.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Big girls should never wear leggings. And I would be pissed if I was given a shovel and told to dig, are you for real? That doesn't sound romantic, that sounds like work.
Punk likes 'em fug. wtf is going on in the last thumbnail?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
Would it hurt her to drop 40?
Would it hurt her to hire a stylist?
LOL JIM!!!
whose surprised her fave color is purple?
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
She should NEVER leave her house without makeup. Ever.
Why can't she dress accordingly to her body type?
Who is dressing this woman?
SHE WOULD MUCH RATHER HAVE A CAKE THEN A COCK!!