It's A Sign
JHud is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York," because her vagina just can't say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That's the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York's nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word "YES" just comes pouring out.
Well, that's not how it happened. JHud said: "I had no clue at all... We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me... and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple's my favourite colour... and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards... one related to the other, and the last one said, 'Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you."
Does anybody see the irony in this? She's basically digging her own fucking grave. That's a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would've dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.
Here's JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 10:13pm.
2Cents - here you go. I used my black cat as inspiration. I'm just glad he doesn't have thumbs.
Let me know when I can change it back. I only like stealing TL's icon.
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No, there's Sock Monkey too, so where does your (dis)loyalty lie???? :-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 10:11pm.
No secrets here MTC! James Haven is an open book!
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Houston - hey babe! xoxo
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Chola flavoured chicken cutlets...
And yes, the 'U' is necessary.
I speaketh the Queens Engrish y'all.
I still can't get over how she went from being on American Idol to winning an Oscar. Does anyone see something wrong in that picture?
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:03pm.
James Haven, does james Haven have secrets that he doesn't want the world to know?
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Are we sure this isn't sarcastic sister Dee from What's Happenin"?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on September 29, 2008 - 10:03pm.
TITS - YAY! Cholized! Hey, why do I look like Marilyn Manson??? Have to dig up a pick when I dyed my hair brown.
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I'm wondering, tho, which one you look like after I've had my two drinks:)
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Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 10:01pm.
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LOL Nice Avy!! hello Two Drink Min!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 9:47pm.
Well MTC, James Haven has been shopping around for a publisher for quite some time. It is very hard when Brad has so many connections that will spill the beans on James Haven! Not too mention that writing it isn't always that easy. Not with that pesky Mad running around! He's always creeping up on James Haven.
It took James Haven 6 months to complete the chapter on Brad having to call his mother every night before bed so she can assure him how special he is! Then he puts her on speaker so she can sing him to sleep! If you want to know what hell's like, just listen to Mama Pitt sing!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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TITS - YAY! Cholized! Hey, why do I look like Marilyn Manson??? Have to dig up a pick when I dyed my hair brown.
James Haven - that's too bad. Think of the orders you would get! XOXO
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Was that a gauntlet that just hit the ground?
You're next hairball.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
@TITS, et al.
Cholafest 2008 is making me pee myself.
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@ Two Drink
Here you go! ps you're supposed to be slightly offended. Don't let that bother you.
Got a bigger pic on line somewhere - could do a better job with bigger pic.
Let me know when you've copied it... if you want it.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 29, 2008 - 9:45pm.
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Good evening, CTH. Lory and I were just discussing the merits of Alan Rickman on the Russell Crowe thread. ♥♥
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Submitted by dead-actress on September 29, 2008 - 9:40pm.
purr.
even funnier was the chola and xtina tigers. when the real tiger showed up it was like a drag version of sieg&roy.
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Whachu talkin' 'bout, Monkey???? Don't make me clean out dis here lint trap in dis DListed dryer and expose ALL YOU NASTY!!! Oh, yeah, monkey...I got the goods on you...and it smell RANK! (Damn bitch, did you piss the dryer? That's some Kim K shit and you know it...) :-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 9:46pm.
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I saw those as well. You and Sandbitch! Hilarious! I enjoyed the teasing you gave TigerLilly & little Socky! Made my day.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on September 29, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Hello Two Drink MuAh!
No unfortunately, MaryKay has not come out with a chola line, but you look lovely just the way you are! No need to fix what ain't broke! That's what Granny Voight used to say!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on September 29, 2008 - 9:46pm.
2 mins. you're blond and it's a VERY light pic...should be interesting to see what works.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 9:39pm.
Mr. Hudson came in wearing nothing but a speedo and a hairy back! James Haven told him there was no need to be in that kind of getup!
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James Haven, I just LOVE James Haven's stories!!! I'm saving all my pennies for the tell-all book. Does James Haven have a publisher yet?
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James Haven - has Mary Kay come out with a chola line yet? If so, I will be needing your services so that I may update my avie appropriately. I am feeling left out.
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Submitted by dead-actress on September 29, 2008 - 9:40pm.
purr.
even funnier was the chola and xtina tigers. when the real tiger showed up it was like a drag version of sieg&roy.
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
@ James Haven:
oh baby, that's some work comp traumatizing shit! (((((HUG)))))
and ((((LOL))))
As a member of the Full Figured Women club, I thank you for struttin' your stuff JHud, but please, PLEASE never wear leggings in public again; they weren't made for us. Thanks.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
well, I have nothing, except to say, hello eveing dilsters!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Thats a Big Ass SpotLight.
Submitted by Aamyko. on September 29, 2008 - 6:59pm.
I can't stand this bible thumping bitch.
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ugh...that'll put a stake in my JH fangirliness... these bible-thumping girls sure love their homo-in-hiding mens, don't they?
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 9:21pm.
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LMAO at your avie! I'm surprised you & Sandbitch survived a little Socky attack! That little one can kick & bite! Hysterical!
ON T: When a man makes you did a hole to get your prize...it ain't a good thing.
Ahh...
Sistagirl has an album and a movie coming out and she came out in public like THAT?!?!
WTF????
(I won't even get into the engagement thing...I'm sorry, I can't marry a guy who is known to the public as "Punk")...
James Haven got a call from Jenny asking if he would do her makeup for her impending nuptials. James Haven told her he would be happy to them. She is undecided about when she wants her wedding. Does she want a Valentine's Wedding and the theme be hearts and kisses? or does she want a Halloween wedding where she can have some fun and dress up as a Vampiress?
James Haven told her to go as the Vampiress (that will James Haven the excuse to pile on the paint!) Jenny has some nasty pores. VERY large indeed. So does the future groom if James Haven is going to be honest.
Mr. Hudson (as he wants to be called) came to James Haven for a relaxing massage. Mr. Hudson came in wearing nothing but a speedo and a hairy back! James Haven told him there was no need to be in that kind of getup! Mr. Hudson explained his muscles were tight and he needed some "loosin' up" Nasty!
James Haven told him if he's looking for shenanigans he should try Betty's Foo's house of Massage cause James Haven don't play that!
James Haven was so shakin up that Angie took him for a Tofurkey sandwich!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Did he get her to dig a big hole first in case she said no?
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heh heh heh
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Totally off the subject, but People has a pic of DJ AM and he looks pretty damn good; not seeing all the burns they said he had...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 29, 2008 - 9:04pm.
This guy is straight like I'm a vegan...Pssht...
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Did you enjoy that turkey I gave you for dinner? Yeah.. welll.. TOFURKEY :P
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Mmmm...Tofurkey with a side of mung bean paste and seaweed...LUCIOUS...
No seriously, WTF JHud????? No...I mean if you are beardin', beard for a higher income bracket than your own, that's what I say...
What? It's just common sense. It's like you be whorin' and takin' on a john who will pay you less than another john. Huh? Say what? No, JHud...If you beardin' DOUBLE AND TRIPLE CHECK this dude's financials, (cuz Stella did not get her groove back) and honey if you ain't beardin'...Well, have Star Jones on your speed dial...cuz you dumb bitches need a drank and then have the Geek Squad check yo' Gaydar out...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
NOOOOOOO JENNIFER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
dammit I just took in a "diva videothon" with her in the middle and went fangirlie for her DAMNDAMNDAMN!
yes, that BETTER be a mega dick hanging from that reality show wanker!
Making you sweat for that shit? How unromantic. I don't do manual labor.
Isn't dude "gay"?
In that case: LAVENDER shovel LOL
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Did he get her to dig a big hole first in case she said no?
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Submitted by lindsays blow on September 29, 2008 - 8:59pm.
is that a real cat or a cartoon?
ps if you're not a whore, what cha doin here? :D
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Shitney, Star and now JHud... some females just get fukkin stoopid for a dYck!!! I guess this is what NO Self-esteem does to a bItcch!!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 29, 2008 - 9:04pm.
This guy is straight like I'm a vegan...Pssht...
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Did you enjoy that turkey I gave you for dinner? Yeah.. welll.. TOFURKEY :P
This sounds like something a man would think up all on his own and view as a really cool idea. This is even worse than a ring in a wine glass or hidden in a cake. Boys are so dumb sometimes.
Wonder if she's saving the shovel.
On a related note - I have a purple plastic litter scoop! I find stuff all the time with that thing! It works.
Can someone remind me why i have a chola sock puppet as a icon? This morning was a blur.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Too much yuckiness in the world today so I'll just wish them well.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Star Jones and Gay Al round two...This guy is straight like I'm a vegan...Pssht...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by blueangel on September 29, 2008 - 8:54pm.
She's knowingly marrying a bisexual? Why would she do that unless she's bisexual as well?
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I don't understand why you have to be bisexual to marry one? I'm bisexual, and my fiance is straight. It doesn't cause problems - we're not all whores.
And that shiteous ring looks like something from the dollar store.
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Submitted by blueangel on September 29, 2008 - 8:53pm.
She's knowingly marrying a bisexual? Why would she do that unless she's bisexual as well?
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I think she doesn't have to be bisexual....she could just be going for a threesome. You know - sometimes girlies think about that too;)
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She's knowingly marrying a bisexual? Why would she do that unless she's bisexual as well? I guess the guy she was with before AI was too "normal" for her. Whatever.
That is an ugly engagement ring.
But it's the wedding band that means something anyway. That should be the pretty ring.
She's wearing a LiLo (cause I don't know how to spell that gayelle's full name) outfit.
That ring is ugly...if a man gives you an ugly engagement ring, it's an obvious sign of things to come.
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