It's A Sign
JHud is engaged to Punk from "I Love New York," because her vagina just can't say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That's the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York's nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word "YES" just comes pouring out.
Well, that's not how it happened. JHud said: "I had no clue at all... We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me... and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple's my favourite colour... and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards... one related to the other, and the last one said, 'Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you."
Does anybody see the irony in this? She's basically digging her own fucking grave. That's a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would've dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.
Here's JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.
• 
Hudson's 26 years old. She was with her ex for nine years, which meant that she was dating him since she was 14 or 15. You never marry someone with whom you went to high school; you both change as people and more often than not, what makes a guy attractive at 14 (usually a car and being captain of the football team) is not what makes him attractive at 26 or 30 (a successful career, charm, some sophistication and common sense). Even if she didn't go to Punky Punk, her relationship with the other guy wouldn't have worked anyway.
I don't like Tory Burch shoes. That design on them drives me crazy.
That's the stupidest shit I ever heard. How would she know the shovel was purlpe if she was blindfolded? She's a terrible actress. Nearly ruined Sex and the City! *kills Jhud in the face*
__________________________________________
"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
It also may be the gayest engagement story ever. It's not too late to get outta this mess, JHud!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
That's the lamest engagement story ever.
She was awful in Sex and the City. Not a good actress, in my opinion.
Is it me or do her hands look like smoked ham hocks??????
The White Queen
Whoa! Make-up is clearly JHuds friend!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
What does she call him when they're alone? David? Punk? Punkie? Davie? Can she seriously look anyone in the eye who has been in the same room with someone who actually kissed Flavor Flav? She has an Oscar for chrissake.
___________________________________________________________________
"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Hey, what's wrong with Harvard? My sister went to law school there, and she's perfectly normal...
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
to mike
thanks for the link. I don't remember this guy at all.
nicey, nicey, nicey. what will the other deputies say?
I am still not getting over punk telling jennifer to dig a hole to find some cards. that is so weird. I would have loved to see him try that on new york.
She was on the view and all she said is he graduated from Harvard and is a lawyer. Does that qualify as LOVE or stupidity that she'll marry a lawyer who graduated from Harvard. What happened to the regular guy who stock with her during American Idol, Dreamgirls and the Oscars?
It's a sign indeed: a sign of the Apocalypse. This guy is a majoh douchebag (even if he "supposedly" graduated from Harvard).
http://www.firstclasstohell.com
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 12:22am.
Rubs tigerlillys belly, while stealthily pulling out nail clippers.
Kitty want another steak? They're puma!
Just let me hold your paw for a moment....
*****************************************
Hey, now bitch I still got my teefs! Don't be effin' wif mah claws now or I'll hafta fuck up a bitch real bad, cuz that's how a tiger roll...
Lurves all your whores more than all them all the poo babies I aborted, but gotta go pee-pee and nighty-night...It's just a fact of life...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Uh oh; do I see bright pink lips and big breasts in your future?
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by boomsy on September 30, 2008 - 12:16am.
@Tigerlilly: I think you need something with glitter and sparkles; you are a tiger after all. Must be seen...
****************************************
Ok, don't get me wrong, I LOVE the chola tiger, I do, I do, but the Xtina tiger just gets me...and add sparkles...I-I'm choked up...I almost feel like Heidi Klum...
send Tiger to the runway...
Chola... I loved the over all feel of the cholatization, but I was disappointed in the lack of accessories, specifically the big hoop earrings..in short, you failed to accesorize...
Xtina...over all, your design was good, but there wasn't enough make up...The tiger eyes did not smile...
So, who's in and who's out..?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chola, You're out. auf Wiedersehen...*smooch, smooch"...That means Xtina, you're in....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Rubs tigerlillys belly, while stealthily pulling out nail clippers.
Kitty want another steak? They're puma!
Just let me hold your paw for a moment....
@Tigerlilly: I think you need something with glitter and sparkles; you are a tiger after all. Must be seen...
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 29, 2008 - 11:58pm
***************************************
Ok, *sniffing steak*...and it's just funnin' wif da Monkey too, right?...sniffin' steak...I'm going to need a moment...*furiously devouring steak*...
*diclaimer...it's in tigerlilly's big ass avie Dlisted contract that after devouring a DLister's gift of bloody meat that tigerlilly must either recieve a full chola or xtina makeover free of charge...*
O/T...Yeah, whatevs...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*denotes a weird tone/mood, leaves fresh cupcakes, some with frosting, some without, some with catnip for Tigerlily, gives a nod and wave to everyone, leaves quietly*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 29, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Does James Haven want a makeover?
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
**********************************************
So, TITS, WHAT is your beef with me?
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
NONE!!! HONEST INJUN. jes pulling your tail.
I thought it was funny is all.
Here *toss* have a raw steak on me.
Wow, she is fugly.
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Does James Haven want a makeover?
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
**********************************************
So, TITS, WHAT is your beef with me?
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So spending time here = single; hmm...
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
dLISTED boot sale:
Tweaked Tigerlily : Xtina pink lippy, pp freckles and free cutlet headband, turquoise.
This is dlisted, bitch : Hooded T, suitable for church. Inspired by Lolo.
*
Zahara vs Suri : Death Stare
I LOVE IT!
Suri-Zahara Showdown!
************************************************
I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Add this one. Suribot and Zahara in stare off to the death.
======
GOT IT!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:35pm.
Add this one. Suribot and Zahara in stare off to the death.
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
Nite, James Haven
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 11:33pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
James, my love - as always, it's wonderful to see you! Goodnight, sweetie.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 29, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:19pm.
*puts on plastic sheet*
Go for it.
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
===============
2c, I registered another dlisted "identity" yesterday called "avie_bootsale". Some of our avies are worth recycling to worthy others, yes? I figure if an avie appears under "avie_bootsale" then it's up for grabs and mutilation, eh?
I have a plethora tucked in my knickers now...so if anybody wants one, just ask!!
Guess I'll have to start paying more attention...
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by TITS on September 29, 2008 - 11:26pm.
Does James Haven want a makeover?
-------------------------------------------------
James Haven is up for anything!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Well it's time for James Haven to get back to writing his book. James Haven is embarking on "Brad: The Early Years" and will need to collect his thoughts for that one!
Angie is trying to raise six kids while Brad is out having a great time with his Hollywood friends. It's a good thing James Haven is the not the type of guy to say: "James Haven told you so" because Angie never listens. Now she's stuck with a bunch of crazy kids, a man going through a mid life crisis and a buttinsky mother-in-law not to mention Daddy Voight calls her everyday and begs to see little "Knotwurst" (if only he would get their names right, maybe Angie would give in!)
It's been great seeing the old faces and the new!
SmOOches to all!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Submitted by boomsy on September 29, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Kizzy came back? When?
======
She's been here in the last few days. Me and fat martha did a slide show of all our "kizzaaay come home" avie's. Including Martha in her Tard Helmet. And Kizzy was touched, she was.
It was most pleasant to see her paws again.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 29, 2008 - 11:19pm.
I'm pretty sure she uses that little purple shovel to shovel SnoCaps down her throat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
LMAO! You're too much!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 29, 2008 - 11:19pm.
*puts on plastic sheet*
Go for it.
+++++++++++++++
I POOP RAINBOWS
Does James Haven want a makeover?
~~ Sworry Woger, you chola now, bitch.
Kizzy came back? When?
**********************************************
Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
dot is still missing....
Kizzy came back too.
**splatt**
She should hook up with Germaine "Troll" Dupri. He could wear a Hamburgler costume and she could wear that dress and they would make the perfect red carpet couple.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 29, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Ha!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
Evening Manny!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Submitted by dead-actress on September 29, 2008 - 11:12pm.
I'm pretty sure she uses that little purple shovel to shovel SnoCaps down her throat.
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Selena has a Purity ring? So she only gives blow jobs, then. With lips like that... Oh wait, she's only 16. Never mind.
**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Does anyone have room for a cupcake in here? James daahhhling...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 29, 2008 - 11:09pm.
Thanks PSL!
It would be nice to have one big reunion!
******************************************************************
See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
```````````````````````````````````````````````
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 29, 2008 - 11:09pm.
And 3D is down at the docks waiting for the tuna fleet to come in.
***********************************************
You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 29, 2008 - 11:06pm.
This girl should really eat more cheeseburgers.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOL! Something tells me picking up that purple shovel and digging a hole has been the only exercise the bitch has done in months! I'm thinking she was also eating a few chocolate bars between shoveling and reading her cards.
James Haven darling,
Deb From Hell is at work
Farrah I have not seen in weeks
Thorny posts randomly, but only in the AM
I have heard Sheeps is taking a sabbatical of sorts..
mike posts plenty, just mostly during the day.
TV, that was nasty- you know Selena is a purity ring wearer.
************************************************
I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"