Monday, September 29th 2008
Tommy Girl Will Never Let Go
Tommy Girl is always holding on to Stepford Katie like she's David Beckham's erect peen. She's not a mindless, frail old hag who has no idea where she's going.... Oh, wait. I mean, it's not like the little robot is going to run away anytime soon. I gave up on that shit a long ass time ago. She's already been brainwashed to the point no return. Hopefully, all those alien drugs she's been fed making her feel like she's walking on sunshine.
Anylittlehomoman, Tommy Girl put on his shiniest blazer from the big boys section at Brooks Brothers to take his raggedy beard to dinner in NYC last night.
Splashnewsonline.com
• 
He's holding her hand like she's drunk and needs to be guided. I could see holding her like that if she was dragging an oxygen tank behind her, but she's NOT!! She's in her 20's and healthy!
Katie is either going to become a drug addict, she'll kill herself or she'll become a new person and dump the asshole and become like Sandra Bernhard.
Those are my predictions.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
UKer:
Oh thanks. Planning? What is she planning AJ's demise? I don't get it.
The same thing probably happened to Katie that happens to kidnapped kids. The abductor (Cruise and Scientology) lock her up or tied her down for at least a month while threatening her and her family harm. After a time, Katie's mind fears Tom and Scientology so much that she is under his control. This is a similar method used on Elizabeth Smart and other kidnapped victims. Remember Katie was gone for a while. Scientology currently has people locked up at Gold - Scientology does kidnap and lock people up against their will.
So it's okay for nasty-ass, out-of-shape 20somethings to go parading their coochies all around town, because they're not "middle-aged"? I'd much rather see Aniston in a bikini than most of the nasty skags at Coney Island (closest beach). What are they going to say about Angie when she hits 40 and is still popping out kids and flashing her tits all over town? It's not like she's 15 years younger than Aniston, the age discrimination bit is getting old (pun intended).
I have nothing to say about Tommygirl and Katie, sorry.
She looks like a stilt walker.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 5:42pm
-------------------------------------
lol thanks
jj is a kissass , i have zero respect for that bitch.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 29, 2008 - 5:41pm.
--------------------------
her agent/manager is called kevin huvane so the jj whores love to assume that everything she does has been planned by him
like why doesn't she show a little cleavage or anything, it's like he wants to hide the fact that she's a female.
Salem: Huvane or whatever, i believe that's her agent. or the firm that reps her.
****************************1/20/09
"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 billion in unmarked bills"
OMG! Those idiots over at JJ are fucking insane!!!!!
Submitted by UKer on September 29, 2008 - 5:37pm.
LMAO! banned = you're too damn good for it anyway. :P
What does Huvaniston mean?
Submitted by jim on September 29, 2008 - 5:24pm.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 80 YEAR OLD DRONE WHO DRESSES LIKE A FUCKING DUDE..JUST PUT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD KATIE AND IT WILL ALL GO AWAY!!
--------------------
:)
********************************
"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Submitted by Clarisse on September 29, 2008 - 5:30pm.
---------------------------------
lol what a bunch of cunts.
i have been banned from just jared for over a year and the bastard won't lift the ban until i apologise, i told him to go eat a dick. lmaooooooo
Katie needs to stop wearing rejected items from the Armani collections.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Speak it - yes, I'm just going to believe that it's an upside down cross. Makes for better drama, her Catholic parents probably shitting bricks, the CO$ laughing madly adn Tommy Girl teetering on his lifts.
character assassination.
that is all i have to say.
Dear Katie,
Please pray to your upside down cross that's not fooling anybody for a tear in the time-space continuum so you can go back to your Dawson's Creek days, have babies with Pacey and not do the fuckey times with Josh Hartnett that got you to the top of Crusie's "Damsel In Distress With Active Growing Uterus" list.
Thanks,
ISMU
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
"YOU BITCHES IZ CRAZY! @ 09/29/2008 at 5:16 pm Your comment is awaiting moderation."
And i got moderated =)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Fuck these two.
Off topic...There were some bikini pics of Jennifer Aniston posted at Just Jolie, and the bitches went NUTS!!!
"blah @ 09/28/2008 at 5:36 am So predictable ! after releasing rumor of her reconciliation with Mayer, Now, Huvaniston gonna bombard us with the too-small bikini parading of cooch, butt, boob of pushin 40 Maniston.
Huvansiton should tried something new, she had been doing this trick since her days with Brad Pitt but when once reach 40 and middle age, it’s ridiculous and bad taste constantly parading half naked. real talented actress don’t do these stuff. we don’t see Julia Robert, Nicole Kidman, Cate Blanchet, Rachel Weist, Halle Belle , Sandra Bullock doing this stuff. only the d listed Pam Anderson does this trick. Jen is on her way to the level of Pam."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
Katie looks like more of a man than Tom does.
How does she do it? She's got a at least a couple of inches on him, she's wearing heels (granted he probably is too) but in every photo she still manages to look shorter. She can't even stand up straight anymore.
OMFG M.E. It is!!
Or it's an anchor or something, but I'd rather think it's a SIGN OF THE DEBIL.
Oy vey, what is that suit about??
Is the cross that Katiebot is wearing upside down???
Somewhere Bea Arthur is missing a pantsuit.
__________________________________________________
- any girl can be glamorous. all you have to do is sit still and look stupid.
They are always dressed alike, which is odd as that's what people in cults do. I'd go nuts having somebody always grabbing at me the way he does. And when he wasn't spotted for a bit (so unlike the media hound) there would have been ample time for some lipo and recovery. Or does that violate the Scientology credo?
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 80 YEAR OLD DRONE WHO DRESSES LIKE A FUCKING DUDE..JUST PUT A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD KATIE AND IT WILL ALL GO AWAY!!
Maybe he's always leading her around because she's always drunk. Hell, if I had sold my soul to Xenu's puny archnemesis, I'd stay drunk too!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
Who the fuck holds hands like that? It looks like Tommy girl is leading her around like that, makes her look as if she can't walk on her own.
TARDS!
So fucking sick of them.
she's trying to act all demure and "old hollywood" its making me sick. who the fuck holds hands like that? this isnt 1862
-=meow hiss purr=-
What kind of bionic lifts does Tommy girl put in his shoes?? And Katie ((sigh)) Katie looks matronly as hell. Give Hillary Clinton her pantsuit back.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I have been observing the whole Stepford Holmes Cruise crap...and now I am trying to recall if Holmes was ever a vibrant indepedent women to begin with. IMO when she was with that Chris dude and then who and the hell knows who else, she was never in the lime light before. And as for her ice cold fashionista appearance as of late, I think she is really just insecure in wearing clothes that aren't from Target. She's just small time, and seems to hide from being big time. As for Tommy Girl, he might as well have married a manniquin.
Who cares really I've run out of things to say about these two. NEXT!!!!
I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT??
Creepy, just creepy. She IS hiding her face from her shame. You are right, freak speely, and she should be embarrassed...selling your soul for so little.
I am SO fucking sick of these two.
************************************************
I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
OH GAWD.. they match. *gags*
if they're always this nutty in front of the camera, imagine how batshit crazy they are when they're by themselves!!
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
RUN KATIE, RUN! I'll never give up hope. Maybe she'll snap out of it someday. This is what happens when you change yourself, and your religion for a significant other. Total control, man, total control
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Oh Cheesus help me, is she fucking knocked up???
There can not be any other excuse for wearing that geriatric outfit/pant suit.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Has he had a chin implant? Something looks different.
***********************************************
If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
That is one shiny suit.
Tommy Girl can direct ocean line traffic with the reflection from that.
Katie "I can't look at the camera for shame" Holmes.