Tommy Girl Will Never Let Go
Tommy Girl is always holding on to Stepford Katie like she's David Beckham's erect peen. She's not a mindless, frail old hag who has no idea where she's going.... Oh, wait. I mean, it's not like the little robot is going to run away anytime soon. I gave up on that shit a long ass time ago. She's already been brainwashed to the point no return. Hopefully, all those alien drugs she's been fed making her feel like she's walking on sunshine.
Anylittlehomoman, Tommy Girl put on his shiniest blazer from the big boys section at Brooks Brothers to take his raggedy beard to dinner in NYC last night.