Monday, September 29th 2008
Tommy Girl Will Never Let Go
Tommy Girl is always holding on to Stepford Katie like she's David Beckham's erect peen. She's not a mindless, frail old hag who has no idea where she's going.... Oh, wait. I mean, it's not like the little robot is going to run away anytime soon. I gave up on that shit a long ass time ago. She's already been brainwashed to the point no return. Hopefully, all those alien drugs she's been fed making her feel like she's walking on sunshine.
Anylittlehomoman, Tommy Girl put on his shiniest blazer from the big boys section at Brooks Brothers to take his raggedy beard to dinner in NYC last night.
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Submitted by butterfly67us on October 2, 2008 - 1:32pm.
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EW. Is that really an upside down cross?
Gives me shivers.
he KNOWS this is a Fred Sanford jacket.
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Isn't she wearing an upside down cross around her neck? They must worship Satan in addition to Xenu.
Why is no one pointing out the obvious. She is wearing poor fitting pants that are scrunching in the centre, her chest is bigger than a few months ago and her swing style jacket is covering the front of her torso, versus the tailored to teh body outfits she would wear before. He is holding her the same way he did when she was LAST PREGNANT! It is obvious there is another xenu baby on the way.
Here is what the Bible says about religion. It is basically saying help those in need and remain true to God. I thought it was interesting and not looking for a debate.
James 1:26-27
26If anyone thinks himself to be religious, and yet does not bridle his tongue but deceives his own heart, this man's religion is worthless.
27Pure and undefiled religion in the sight of our God and Father is this: to visit orphans and widows in their distress, and to keep oneself unstained by the world.
Her pants don't quite match her jacket--could they be the pants that went with his sport coat...since they were too long for Tom, Katie wears them??
@Green.. I watched Interview not long ago. I could not get past their dimestore vampire teeth. Other than the stupid teeth it is still a fun movie.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Why do these 2 dorks always try and dress alike? Doesn't she have a mind of her own? Duh.....what a dumb question of course she doesn't. Tommy Girl rules her every thought.
Submitted by hoodrat on September 29, 2008 - 11:38pm.
All of these people are adults, they are not being held against their will, and they live freely among the public. Tell me how that is different from YOUR religion? Oh, they kill? Christians have never killed? Muslims? Jews? Which cults, i.e., religions have never killed? Direct me to one...And no, I'm not standing up for Scientology. It is a cult, and so is EVERY religion.
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the thing that makes it a cult and not a religion is the fact that you are required to pay VAST sums of money in order to belong. Yes, every church brings in money and even have investment accounts. But passing the basket so people can donate what they wish and hosting fundraisers is absolutely different from requiring a payment of $100,000 or MORE from individuals.
It is also a cult because you are not able to leave the "religion". Former members are harassed, blackmailed and even murdered. YES people have been murdered in the name of god many times under many religions BUT NO ONE IN MODERN AMERICAN IS MURDERED FOR LEAVING ANY OTHER RELIGION BUT SCIENTOLOGY.
I do not belive in organized religion and I belive they are all corrupt and misguided. But scientology is dangerous and has ruined many peoples lives.
KNOW THE TRUTH!
And the Tommygirl bashing? Its dlisted. We bash!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by UKer on September 29, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by K2 on September 29, 2008 - 6:02pm.
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agreed, did he say what you were banned for?
if you're an aniston fan you're basically not allowed to post on jj and that is the truth, i really don't get why Mk still gives that asshole clicks from dlisted readers.
that cunt deserves a good beating.
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No, I didn't get the memo as to why I wasn't allowed to post at JJ. I had been posting for weeks, then all of a sudden my comments weren't going through. They weren't vulgar or anything. I just would debate some of the idiots like Cliniqua, Passing Though, Jill, Orchard, Besane, etc (for some reason I can't forget those assholes names). I guess they couldn't handle it and reported abuse. I'm not even allowed to post on the Jen threads (and I do like her). So yeah, it's nothing but a cult over there and I firmly believe that.
Submitted by hoodrat on September 29, 2008 - 11:29pm.
Leave em alone...Who cares they join some jacked up cult....So what? Some of the shit you people believe ain't no more fucked up...
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Ya, really. I second that motion. Don't get me wrong, I'm not too crazy about Scientology or even that big of a Tom Cruise fan, but he has been badly beaten and mistreated. The guy really hasn't done one thing wrong. So he jumped on Oprah's couch and acted a little goofy? And got a little squirrely with Matt Lauer? I've had my moments to. Some of his beliefs are a little out there for my taste, but overall he seems to be a pleasent, decent person.
Is the fishbeard under orders to never face the camera when Tammy is also facing the camera?
Is Tammy taking HGH? Or has she had a lower face extensia? She is starting to look like a strange dwarf from the freak show!
He looks ridiculous. Is that a blazer or a suit coat? As my mama said...money won't buy you taste...
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 30, 2008 - 12:16am.
I hate to admit it, but I still think Tommy-Girl is cute.
He did "Interview with Vampire". He was quite the undead hotness in that, but it's way too late at night to follow that line of inquiry.
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Which is why he reminds me of Dorian Gray.
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Tom needs to go to Men's Wearhouse and get fitted properly for a suit. Half suits are half assed.
I hate to admit it, but I still think Tommy-Girl is cute.
He did "Interview with Vampire". He was quite the undead hotness in that, but it's way too late at night to follow that line of inquiry.
And "Last Samurai". Tasty. I didn't think of his boyfriend once.
There. I said it out loud. Or as loud as cyberspace will admit.
Submitted by krbcan on September 29, 2008 - 11:41pm.
He is a horrible dresser, with no sense of style. Whenever he puts on a suit or blazer, it just looks blah, and somewhat like he is a kid playing dress-up in adult clothes.
And don't even get me started on Katie -- whenever she dresses "mature" -- which is way too often (must be because Tom wants her to dress this way), she looks like she is in her 50's.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He is a horrible dresser, with no sense of style. Whenever he puts on a suit or blazer, it just looks blah, and somewhat like he is a kid playing dress-up in adult clothes.
And don't even get me started on Katie -- whenever she dresses "mature" -- which is way too often (must be because Tom wants her to dress this way), she looks like she is in her 50's.
All of these people are adults, they are not being held against their will, and they live freely among the public. Tell me how that is different from YOUR religion? Oh, they kill? Christians have never killed? Muslims? Jews? Which cults, i.e., religions have never killed? Direct me to one...And no, I'm not standing up for Scientology. It is a cult, and so is EVERY religion.
ocd can be good, what else do you expect of a little chauvinist man? The womenfolk need to shut up, give up their jobs and pop out proof-of-heterosexuality babies, while the men go off and get their beer guts sucked out and hair plugs.
Re: the whole skin thing, it wouldn't surprise me if he had a whole beauty regime. He's so damn vain, he wouldn't tolerate anything else.
And with hoodrat, we have the required ill-informed vaguely bigoted opine of the day. :)
Upon examining that big picture, does anyone else notice that Katie has, er, a bigger package than Tommygirl? Like WAY bigger? No wonder he hasn't disassembled her for spare parts yet -- she looks just like him, dresses like him, and has the peenie his butt dreams of.
Leave em alone...Who cares they join some jacked up cult....So what? Some of the shit you people believe ain't no more fucked up...
tommy's always pulling on katie...is he afraid she might run away?____________________________________________
if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Cameron Diaz has the largest pores James Haven has EVER seen! It takes hours just to cover them up. Nasty!
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What do you use? Elephant trunk putty?
I understand that the circus uses it to cover up scars on their pachyderms.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 10:39pm.
so true sweet angel! but Cameron Diaz has the largest pores James Haven has EVER seen! It takes hours just to cover them up. Nasty!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 29, 2008 - 10:41pm.
Momus! *smOOches*
It's nice to see so many familiar faces tonight!
Hello to you Manny!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:24pm.
James, dahling. Long time no hear from!!!!!
*smoochies*
BTW: ITA about Tommy and his hypocrisy. He needs to own up about a lot things.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I see Katie is wearing the new firewall suit developed by Microsoft to protect against random attacks on her programming.
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Submitted by James Haven on September 29, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Anytime angel! The public has the right to know where their movie dollars are going to! Sir Tommy is so shallow that it makes James Haven sick!
He complains about buying MaryKay moisturizer for that scaly skin of his because he says it's too much money,
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Oooh. Bad move. I heard, through the grapevine, that he's got some of the worst skin in Hollyweird.
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola/ She's a Lady/ MK luvs his cholas but Mawy started the chola makeo
yeah he leads her around like a damn Helen Keller
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The war isn't working.
he b e fat
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The war isn't working.
That jacket she's wearing looks like something I made in high school home ec. And why is he always dragging her around like that? Is she losing her eyesight?
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she looks old
those suits look like they bought them in a gift shop in vegas
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Anytime angel! The public has the right to know where their movie dollars are going to! Sir Tommy is so shallow that it makes James Haven sick!
He complains about buying MaryKay moisturizer for that scaly skin of his because he says it's too much money, but then he goes and spends thousands to get the fat sucked out of his butt! Why doesn't he just lay off the Krispy Kreme's? that'll save him a few thousand!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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@James Haven:
I always figured she had plugs, you know - like you plug her into the computer...
But thanks for clearing the rest of that up for us! He's looking SO beezarre.
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Bitches please!
If you want to know something, just ask James Haven!
Sir Tommy's maid told Angie's maid (you know...the one she doesn't have ;) that Sir Tommy is so jealous of his wife's youthful glow that he went in for all kinds of surgery because he fears losing her to a younger man!
Lipo - to suck the fat out of his ass!
Tummy Tuck - to get rid of that nasty beer belly
Face Lift - to fix those drooping jowls
Eye Lift - for a youthful crispness
Veneers - for his receding gums and yella'd teef
and last but not least: a knee lift! His knees were moving down to his ankles and whenever Katie looked at them she laughed so hard she shorted herself! Took a four hour recharge on her batteries! (ok, that last part isn't true. James Haven doesn't know if she has batteries but there's a strong rumor)
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her suit looks it came from Sears, i thought he was good friends with Armani
WORK DONE - I almost thought this was a pic from the 80's til I saw the droid.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
I agree with Deb that he'd disappeared for a while and had lipo. But isn't that typical of religious double standards? A woman with post partum depression cannot take medication but lipo's okay? I just bet that if his peen didn't work one day he'd be double dosing on the viagra.
Where are the gold chains and pinky ring, TommyG?
Submitted by Daniee on September 29, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Looks to me that he got an eye job and a chin job, and possible some lipo on his middle. He kind of disappeared for a few weeks, and came back with his face looking different and slimmer. Maybe he actually worked out and dieted, but he definitely did something to his face surgically.
I used to think he was gorgeous, years ago, 'til I learned what he was about.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Ladies, if your man insists upon you being EVEN SLIGHTLY matchy-matchy for ANY event whatsoever, he's gay...If you INSIST on matchy-matchy outfits for ANY event whatsoever and your man does not resist and/or show total disinterest and/or disgust...he's gay...Yeah, there are no exceptions...Exit to your left, ladies, buh-bye and have a nice day...*big tiger smile*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
shit -- did Tiny have their suits made from the same roll of shiny mafia suit silk?
..ye GODS this little man is repulsive
WTF is going on with his face lately? And, no, I don't mean facial lines...those are quite natural looking.
Seriously he needs to get with it like Prince or Morris Day...EMBRACE your littleness TommyGirl!
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I am convinced that Tommy commands Katie to slouch in order to make him look taller, just like Kelly McGillis in "Top Gun", and probably most every leading lady's he's starred with.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Brooks Brothers? I think not, that sh-t looks shiney and cheap. Beleive me I know a Brooks Brothers suit when I see it. If your going American then nothing is sexier than a Brooks Brothers suit. It can transform an okay looking man(Steven Colbert anyone?) into hot sh-t and Tommy Girl is not hot sh-t.
Jeans and a suit jacket?Gross!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
That ensemble...I mean, I'll be honest, I think he looks FABULOUS, not even kidding I really do, FABULOUSLY GAY, that is...She looks like he dressed her to be his maxi-me (all that is fabulous about me only adult sized), so he could ass fuck his own ego whilst watching "Battlefield Earth" and thinking of sexay times with Becks.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Men who wear suit coats with jeans are either drunk European tourists or men who stand on milk crates to
admire their 'girlfriends' while they sleep.
Unsettling as fuck in other words.