Monday, September 29th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Kendra Wilkinson flashes her titties for the one or two people out there that haven't seen them yet - Hollywood Tuna
Rachel Bilson's copy cat fashion line - Lainey Gossip
Heath Ledger's estate goes entirely to his daughter - Popsugar
Sean Penn bragged to Vadge about his first gay kiss - Towleroad
Parasite Hilton as the Valtrex fairy - Just Jared
Ceiling Eyes is back in a bikini - Egotastic!
The Dallas Cowboys lost again and it's all Chestica's fault - IDLYITW
Brangelina adoption rumors, take 2,459 - Hollywood Rag
Amanda Woodward's arrest as told through pictures - Cityrag
RiRi dresses up for Colonel Sanders (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 1:15am.
dLISTED Avatar Swap Meet: Free for the asking!
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Tard in a Mask : Xtina Lippy Pink Nose. For all the anti-scientologists out there. One size fits all; protests also in *your* city.
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Cholarized PP : Puking rainbow cupcakes. Inspired by 2C **FEATURED**
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Tweaked Tigerlily : Xtina pink lippy, pp freckles and free cutlet headband, turquoise.
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This is dlisted, bitch : Hooded T, suitable for church. Inspired by Lolo.
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Zahara vs Suri : Death Stare
Peter from Family Guy
"Living in the Land Downunder"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4lUqpCGgA
Booms, what's your avatar of?
(bad sentence structure turns me on)
OMG I luv luv LUV the Tigerlilly makeover!! You guys are awesome.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
cya TOMORROW!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 2:15am.
Billy Bob a snog a blog...
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Eeewww. I can smell the redneck from here. I gotta run, see you all later!
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I POOP RAINBOWS
SB people here in the west are getting ready for bed. Whaaaaaa bb and aj kissing? AND you want it to be animated?
welcome to my nightmare indeed.
Billy Bob a snog a blog...
Now if I could only figure how to get my animated gifs to work...
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 2:08am.
Oh yes, ninja kitty. My ex husband was a ninja. Enter the dragon - Enter the fuckweet - Enter my nightmare.
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LMTO
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 2:08am.
It's Posh chola !
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And the bitch ditches blonde, she must have known.
Oh yes, ninja kitty. My ex husband was a ninja. Enter the dragon - Enter the fuckweet - Enter my nightmare.
It's Posh chola !
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I POOP RAINBOWS
now i'm thinking ninja kitty.
Oh me my, I'm, I'm speakless!
I'm gonna be workin' through the night...
You likey?
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I HIJAK AVI'S
2c! What a bewdy!
Its her avi. And you are right, she needs a latex catsuit and some sparkles/glitter (but I don't know how to do that. May work on it just a little more).
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speakit disappeared just before i posted this one, so it needs to stay for now.
i'm growing fond of halloween chola cat.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 1:53am.
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 1:48am.
Why thank ya. I'm off too, but wanted to show someone. Should I put it away and surprise her tomorrow? And yes, I am definitely on for Glam Avi Heist 2008.
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Let her find it. Her reactions are so cute. Unlike that 'sock' (lol).
Did you use her face or is it another cat. My money is on another cat. her pic was too small to add in such detail as you have. love the two toned lippy.
I'm thinking red latex.
Submitted by TITS on September 30, 2008 - 1:48am.
Why thank ya. I'm off too, but wanted to show someone. Should I put it away and surprise her tomorrow? And yes, I am definitely on for Glam Avi Heist 2008.
Edited: you have to show speakit your new one though before it begins.
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Those implants aren't so bad, they smell like new car and when you put your head between them, you can hear the ocean.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 30, 2008 - 1:34am.
I got a surprise for Tigerlilly...she wanted a Xtina makeover.
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oh my fucking god. just checking in before the sandman shows up. and oh my fucking god.
you're good. you're very good.
the perfume is a nice touch 'cause woof!
and it is SO good to see her wearing some clothes - you can only look at a big naked pussy for so long.
sitting ovation.
are we done with cholas and going glam now? I can do glam.
I got a surprise for Tigerlilly...she wanted a Xtina makeover.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 30, 2008 - 1:29am.
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Sandyb, I don't know what you call a turkey's arse in your neck of the woods--- we call it the Pope's nose. There have been many fist fights over it at the Xmas dinner table. Go figure.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 30, 2008 - 1:27am.
I don't get it. Ceiling Eyes, if you're going to get fake tits and veneers, why not go whole hog and buy a damn top lip?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
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LMTO - You forgot about Kendra's nose which looks like a turkey's arse!
I don't get it. Ceiling Eyes, if you're going to get fake tits and veneers, why not go whole hog and buy a damn top lip?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Kendra is mah homegirl from Claremont!
Ya feel me?
Submitted by kabuk1 on September 30, 2008 - 1:20am.
Nice implants, whore.
And for the record, I'm not "jelous"(BTW it's jealous, but whatev).
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Excuse? Is someone claiming jealousy over Kendra's saline?
BTW Ceiling Eyes's sister is HOT. I'd totally go gay for that shit.
Nice implants, whore.
And for the record, I'm not "jelous"(BTW it's jealous, but whatev). My REAL tits are bigger than those little bubbles. Fake-ass hollywood skank, dime-a-dozen. Go back to nuzzling Hef's old balls, you cheap slut.
That said, Brangelina doesn't need any more damn kids, and good for Matilda Ledger. Lets just keep our fingers crossed that she doesn't turn out like Britney Spears & blow it all of Frapps. PLEASE, Michelle, raise the child right!
I interviewed Kendra that evening about Palin. The red carpet was a joke. It was literally 5 feet long and the only people there were 3 or 4 reporters. That includes E!.
The party inside was pretty fun, though. The place was so huge you could get lost in it. VIP enjoyed free flowing booze and top of the line champagne.
All in all, fun party. Kinda lame that she was one of two celebs at the event.
Call me crazy, but Ceiling Eyes looks really hot in those pics. I'd hit that for sure.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
*shudder* You can see the outline of the implants. Yucko!
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Kendra and her little boy nips need to give it a rest.
Re Heather- Most people wouldn't pass a field sobriety test and even a lawyer will tell you that.
You have to have pretty good balance for that which most people don't.
Plus I am sure she is on a bunch of anti-depressants which make you loopy until you regulate which I am told takes about six months or so. They should just leave her alone.
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on September 29, 2008 - 4:24pm.
um, yep! bush and his henchmen are about to rob us blind in order to buy more yachts and take the whitehouse towels and silverware with them when they go. let us implore our future president obama to think seriously about backing this bush bailout before the robbery of the century is carried out.
on topic, um. kendra really is unattractive isn't she. :-0
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i am courtney love's original face.
mimi
hey out there?? you mean HERE in Dominican Republic.
dont forget everybody knows shes a ...what she is..
Submitted by LoLo on September 29, 2008 - 3:21pm.
dear god we will all be giving hand jobs to hobos to feed ourselves mother fucking hell.
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We have half of the money for food we did just a few months ago.
Time for a diet!
"Heath Ledger's estate goes entirely to his daughter"
-As it should be. Good on them.
"Brangelina blah blah blah"
-They are an abyss of overly indulged celebriwhores in the most exaggerated sense. Too much of everything and not enough sensibilities between the two to order off the menu at Taco Bell.
Off T:
HOLY FUCK! WTF IS GOING ON IN WASHINGTON???
I can sit in my house, all the lights on in the middle of the day and still be in the gottdamn dark!
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
Silver lining, Palin HAS TO DEBATE ABOUT IT on Thursday. At least I still have cable, a TV and some popcorn.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
thanks Clarrise, that was so cute, the little kick!
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 million in unmarked bills"
snowpiece!!!!
You need a binkie???
HERE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oojGeU9L_Cs
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
I don't know very much about all of this stuff because I don't use credit, but how is it that congress not passing this bill actually makes you have less cash at the moment?
Hoff - YEs, we are all getting royally, fucked in the ass and no, they aren't using lube. Fuckers.
Now, gotta go figure out how to magically make my carpayment with zero money.
BRB
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pco-AePCt0
chaka khan and robert palmer, "i can't get no satisfaction"
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I LOVE HALLOWPEEN!! er WEEN!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-wk0h1ae1E
watch this , it's good for you! ;o)
KD totally, that's what I want to do too.....
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"We have your 401K. If you want to see it again give us $7 million in unmarked bills"
*yawn*
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Um call me a retard if you must and probably will but Rachel Bilsons dress isn't the same. The pockets are too similar yes. But the waist stitching is dfferent and the fabric itself is very different. Those two things combined really change the way a dress is worn and sits on a person. That dress would look totally different on a body because of the material and places some of the seams fall. It is obvious it was inspired but to be fair the dress probably looks not so the same on a person. I dunno. Maybe I just think Rachel Bilson is adorable and I have a girl crush and therefor think she can do no wrong. Could be either.
Submitted by KD on September 29, 2008 - 3:50pm.
OKie- Hallopeen is like Christmas for the gays. They go all Rocky horror picture show, or whatever it's called, and bring out their inner tranny x 10!
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I loves Halloween.. I even put make-up on my doggies and dress them up.. My dog will sit there for hours while I paint his face, Its like he's on Ecstasy or something, He'll shut his eyes, and not move, Its really funny.
she's laughing all the way to the bank. just saw that epsiode where she says my fake titties are buying me this condo plus she drives an Escalade