Double The Crowe
It was already known that Russell Crowe's voluptuous ass would play the Sheriff in Ridley Scott's "Nottingham," but now he's also playing Robin Hood. Ridley said that Russell would play both roles, but he wouldn't comment any further. He only said that Russell as Robin Hood and the Sheriff would be “a good old clever adjustment of characters. One becomes the other. It changes.” Sybil for the Middle Ages!
Ridley also confirmed that shameless slut Sienna Miller is playing Maid Marian. Russell's wife better lock his dick up and pour a little holy water on it to keep it safe from Sienna.
Ridley and Russell should take this concept a step further. Russell should play all the roles. He definitely has the belly of wonder needed to play Friar Tuck. He also has the huge titties for Maid Marian. And Russell likes to sing, so he can easily cover Bryan Adams' "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)." Win!
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Wasn't Maid Marion supposed be...oh.... NOT a slut?
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Sock-Monkey, hee hee hee. Have a dryer sheet on me.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 29, 2008 - 2:11pm.
I'm avoiding this flick, because Sienna Miller is a horrid, horrid actress.
How the eff does she keep getting parts? The casting couch, obviously.
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And the casting carpet. She's got carpet burns on her knees..I am sure.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on September 29, 2008 - 2:05pm.
Why is it that when some guys (apparently Russell Crowe included) get fat and their facial features blow up too?
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That would be from the booze. Lotsa booze.
An arty, thoroughly confusing hero-villain duality thing and Sluttyienna as Maid Marion. This has "flop" embroidered all over it in blood-colored floss.
And seriously, Crowe as Robin Hood? He looked like a piggy-eyed old bear at the best of times, and he looks like Robin Hood's wheezy daddy now.
Errol Flynn all the way. Too bad he's dead.
Hot damn. Someone get this man a salad with low-calorie dressing for crying out loud!
I like The Summer of 69 Euro Remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGtxg_xjJww
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He looks pregnant...and not in a good way, like with a glow or something.
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Everthing i doooooooo, i do it for fooooooood!!
Audrey H - Best looking Maid Marion EVER! RIP you heavenly lady!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm avoiding this flick, because Sienna Miller is a horrid, horrid actress.
How the eff does she keep getting parts? The casting couch, obviously.
Submitted by Oxygen on September 29, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 1:59pm.
He never was hot, so no loss.
In other news, the shoes I'm wearing are making my feet stink.
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Are they cr--cro---crocs?
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No, why? do crocs make stinky feet? they ugly and they make stinky feet?
I bet he has a big thick one, though.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 29, 2008 - 2:04pm.
I'm with the faction who never found him hot. I certainly can't see him as Robin Hood, but at least his accent should be better than Costner's.
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Yeah, wasn't that great that they made the "Executive" decision to let him play it without the accent?? Like we wouldn't notice, or something. If they were going to go that route they should have had everybody speak that way, and call it their "vision". It was just ridiculous either way.
Missy,
Louder sister. I can't stand any of his "music". Argh.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Costner LOOKED like a good Robin Hood...but the fact that like Tom Cruise he couldn't do an accent to save his life really made that film sort of suck for me.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Submitted by LoLo on September 29, 2008 - 2:05pm.
He could play Mario Batali in the lead "roll" of How I lost sight of my inch: Morbid Tales of Obesity by Mario Fat Fuck Batali.
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You left out Croc Wearing
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He's never made my ladyparts tingle. He does even less for me now.
No one was as good a Robin Hood as Errol Flynn. Just can't be done. Costner was a travesty. Cary Elwes was pretty good in RHMIT, but it was a parody.
Okay, POO LOVERS, you're going to love this one:
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The defense said Watkins' smoking two packs a day contributed to his bowel problems, The Baltimore Examiner reported.
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
Slutty as Maid Marion!?!?!?
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*
Please, why are people still employing that whore?
Submitted by missy on September 29, 2008 - 2:02pm.
ugh fuck you MK for getting that awful song stuck in my head!!!
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Nevermind. I fucking caught myself today singing: Oooh Wah...Oooh Wah...(who knew where the fuck I was going with that, right? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU!):
Womanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizerwomanizer
ARRGH!
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Why is it that when some guys (apparently Russell Crowe included) get fat and their facial features blow up too? I mean, I get that the skin on your head and neck is going to expand, but your nose?? And your lips??? Even his EARS are fat!!!!He looks like a bee sting victim without the redness. Gross.
He could play Mario Batali in the lead "roll" of How I lost sight of my inch: Morbid Tales of Obesity by Mario Fat Fuck Batali.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Costner was a good Robin Hood.
I liked that one too.
Wow, where has time gone???
Is he really that old?
Looks like John Goodman! XD
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
OH..and Sluttyenna is playing "Maid" Marion?? HA!!! Um...that's kind of a stretch for the whore...she will have to study HARD for this part.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I'm with the faction who never found him hot. I certainly can't see him as Robin Hood, but at least his accent should be better than Costner's.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Ah, one more movie I won't be seeing...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 1:59pm.
He never was hot, so no loss.
In other news, the shoes I'm wearing are making my feet stink.
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Are they cr--cro---crocs?
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We're men... we're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights.
We're men... we're men in tights.
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
We may look like sissys,
but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
We're men... we're men in tights
always on guard defending the peoples rights.
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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.
ugh fuck you MK for getting that awful song stuck in my head!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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I agree, I never saw the hotness in Russell Crowe. Excellent actor though.
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
He's never been hot, the bod was hot in Gladiator, but the face has never been hot.
And do we really need another fucking version of Robin Hood?
I'll just rewatch my Disney Version.
He can't top Alan Rickman as the Sheriff.
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Farewell Reggie Dunlop.
He looks like an old fat pirate.
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Yeah cause i NEED to see another mother fuckin version of Robin Mother Fuckin Hood!
What a fat fuck this hairy bastard has become!
Shave your ass crazy phone tossing fucker!
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WTF? One becomes the other?? Have they taken a look at ol Crowe lately??? Not exactly Robin Hood material...geez. Those Gladiator days seem long long gone...and WTF is up with Ridley Scott using Russell for EVERYTHING? Get a new actor once in awhile...sheesh.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
He never was hot, so no loss.
In other news, the shoes I'm wearing are making my feet stink.
Ew, does he really look like that now?? I would NOT hit it, except maybe with a telephone.
My fav Robin Hood movie is the Disney Cartoon!
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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"
Does Maid Marion die? Because that's the only way I'll see this fuckery.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Good, Lawdy! He has gone full blown pepaw!
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Damn man WTF happened to Russell? How'd he go from sexy Gladiator to lookin like child toucher?
LOL! There must be a mistake. Surely, he will be playing Friar Tuck.
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HE'S HERE!! GRANDPA'S HERE!! :D
Ok Ma, we'll wait til he gets out of the car to bumrush him with hugs and pleas for candy and money.
Playing Robin Hood
Singing Songs,
Fightin''round the world!!
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That's the melody to funky town!