Morning Wood

Jeremy priven is hot,I lust him big time.
That doll looks more like Dita Von Tesse.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 29, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Lolo, I have had the hots for Seth Rogen since the 40 yr old Virgin....however, that ended when I saw him on The Daily Show. The man is an idiot.

OH NO! Damn PSL thats a shame isnt it?
What do you think? Maybe he got too baked and shaked? ha ha ha

Dont you hate it when that happens to a crush?

"Oh youre so cute!"
third date rolls around
"Oh no youre an idiot!"

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Thanks Keane. Total cunt indeed.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Michael Cera doesn't want to be famous? Dude, I love you, but if you don't want fame become a hardware store owner, not an actor.

A magazine I just read described McLemons here as "squinting her way" through her role in the new Viggo Mortensen movie. I LOL'd!

EastEndGirl - the story's in today's Sun so not on the website yet but there's a couple of stories about him trying to get on the board of directors of his favourite football team and the film cameo. I emailed them to MK for his enjoyment. What a total cunt he is.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1626383.ece

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1605532.ece

Lolo, I have had the hots for Seth Rogen since the 40 yr old Virgin....however, that ended when I saw him on The Daily Show. The man is an idiot.

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I bet you want the goodies, bet you thought about it; got you all hot and bothered, because I talk about it...
Ciara- "Goodies"

Katy Perry's a one hit wonder so you gotta milk your 15 minutes while you still got them.

RE: Mitch....fucker also got himself a movie cameo...

http://www.holymoly.co.uk/news/28/mitch-winehouse-to-appear-in-film-4018...

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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.

CAll me a chubby chaser if you will but i would so do Seth Rogen. Or maybe i just really want to rub his belly.... either or i guess

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As much as I like Michael Cera, he seems to be playing pretty much his one character on each movie he is on, not unlike his friend Seth Rogen.

say what you want about Cristiano, "he is eurotrash" yeah, "he is greasy" yeah, but he is one of the best futbol player and one of the best pay

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

Sounds like Michael Cera has more intelligence than most actors/actresses. If he doesn't want that kind of attention, then, A) don't live in Hollywood, B) don't make any buisness deals with the Paps, and C)Don't make too many films one after another, and we won't notice you that much.

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

That thing squinty is wearing looks like one of my grandmother's bath robes cut up and sewn back together.

As for J Piven... I have a skeevy uncle-in-law who hit on me at a funeral. That's who he reminds me of.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

keane,

Did you send that shit to MK? Or can you post a link?

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by Keane on September 29, 2008 - 11:53am.

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I KNEW IT! I knew Mitch was just going along for the ride. He doesn't give a shit about Amy.

I was appalled today to read that Mitch - yes that's Mitch, NOT Amy - Winehouse performed his first concert in London last night! Apparently he sang Sinatra songs to a 300-strong crowd. All those media interviews he's been doing to supposedly save the life of his tragic daughter seem really sincere now don't they? No wonder she's a royal fuck up.

squinty's dress looks like a knitting experiement gone wrong.

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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"

Submitted by justice on September 29, 2008 - 4:23pm

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Yes, i hate him for being douche...And he plays for Manure. But, yes. He's so fucking stuck up. And i admit the lad has talent, but if you look at the players around him, who couldn't score as much as him?.

For someone with talent, C.Ronaldo is one of the biggest cunts to walk the face of this earth. He just tries so hard to cover his rodent-faced origins it's comical. He makes so much $$$ but is about as classy as shit on your shoe. To quote Goodfellas "it's like putting a silk hat on a pig".

--thanks awfully--

"I played golden shower times w/ your doll that won't sell, and I really really liked it! So I'm going to do it again tonight, cause I fucking liked it!"

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

HA HA HA!!!!!

*in Sloth voice* Heeeeeeey YOU GUYS!

I cut off your dolls hair and colored in her eyes with red marker and used it to scratch my BF's hairy ass with it and I liked it! And so did he!

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Lolo:

"I decapitated your doll and I liked it"

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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"

Squinty done stole my great great grandmother's Victorian curtains. Bitch.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Crisco Ronaldo would be a more appropriate name for this greaser.

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Farewell Reggie Dunlop.

haha Lolo.. "I let my dog chew up your dolls face, and I liked it!!"

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

LOL@LOLO

^that's a lotta el's and oh's

Missy!
Thanks! It's the Cliff Note version of Morning Wood!

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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.

Wow. I see that picture of Ronaldo and immediately think, "Zoolander."

It's blue steel with a twist of gay.

*sings*
I melted your doll in the microwave and I liked it

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I liked piven when he was on larry sanders. What HAPPENED?

~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.

Cristiano Whateverhisface is gross. One glance from him and you'd contract Gonorrhea. A handshake, that gets you Herpes.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Hell, even one-hit wonders have bills to pay.

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

i'm strangely attracted to piven's "ari" character, but piven is just gross...pantytroll is the smart one for dodging him...he can't handle women his own age and now the teenagers know what an asshole he is too...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Ghey
Fuckhead
Crack whore
No talent shrew
STFU
Lilo's new condo
Empty headed whore

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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.

Eeeew, there's probably a nasty case of herp all OVER that Ronaldo cock.

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"Shut up and eat my asshole."

"There's gonna be SUCH great dick in Heaven..."

Katy Perry IS annoying. Why do they have a doll for a one-hit wonder???
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

Brit just ordered that hot tub dumpster, y'all.

yeah, WHY is there a doll for a one-hit wonder?

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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"

Ronaldo does NOTHING for me....

I'll do Piven....just send him my way!

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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"

katy perry doll? bitch please. who the fuck is gonna buy this piece of trashy shit. a doll......stupid. just stupid.

thats a pic of my girl.

That dress is better than most of the stupid strapless hiphugger pieces of shit that Zellweger's been wearing for years.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Well, maybe Amy isn't too far gone.

CRonaldo is gay, definitely.

It should say "Squinty Zelwegger steals Madonnas hands/uses them as her own"

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?