Panty Creamer Of The Day
I'm talking about the bong trophy and not about The Franco. This is seriously my kind of award. Finally a trophy you can use for something other than beating bitches over the head with.
James Franco won this beauty from High Times Magazine for playing a mega stoner in "Pineapple Express." This is what the Oscar should look like. Shit. I bet Charlize Theron turned her Oscar into a bong.
James claims that he doesn't smoke regularly, but his eyes tell a different story. I see the green cloud passing through his eyes. He's obviously day dreaming of Funions covered in nacho cheese and Doritos Fiery Habanero bits. I'm speaking from experience.
The awards ceremony also attracted the always lovely Alexis Arquette. You know Franco hit that shit over a men's room urinal.
Wireimage, Wenn
That Arquette guy/girl, wouldn't be so bad if his gums weren't showing when he smiled!!! I HATE that!!!!!!!! So gross!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I saw an old pic of Alexis on CDAN, when he was still a he, and OMG!!!!!!! He looked just like a young Marlon Brando!! And the peen was to die for!! Such a tragedy he crossed over to the other side!
As for the stoner stuff.......Because there appers to be a lot of smokers on D-Listed, maybe we should have our own Stner Awards!!! MK could come up with catagories, and we could subbmit pics, stories, ect, and see who the best of the best are here!!! And, to get started, I love to smoke with my Chihuahuas!!! They make the best stoner buddies! They don't smoke all your stuff, the don't complain about what you watch on tv, and they will eat any snack you put in front of them. But, if you're not carefull, they will eat your stash!! Yeah, weed is great!!!!!!
Guess you can tell I'm well on my way to baked!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
James is a hot piece of ass. Arquette needs to fix her nose and do something about the hairline!
Ever heard of David Arquette? They're siblings.
Submitted by angel_i on September 29, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Who is this Alexis Arquette? I've heard this name before...so disturbing...
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People are crazy and times are strange.
What is that knarly bump on his/her lip??
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amy whinehouse needs to get together with this bitch and do a duet or somethng.
OMFG how did I miss this nasty piece of trash? Here, I'll just put this in the garbage where it belongs.
Who is this Alexis Arquette? I've heard this name before...so disturbing...
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 29, 2008 - 11:49am.
side note to side note
I was talking about the maryjuwana
all others are the devil!!!
*seriously*
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I agree 100%.. you mean that drugs are evil, but not weed, right?
yes man. totally. uh-HUH!!
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Didn't Alexis get the Chop?
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Submitted by Holla on September 29, 2008 - 10:42am.
~Alexis has had that bump for ages. I noticed it when she was on that old reality show on MTV? VH1? where they put has been/never was celebs all in a house together.
Christ, I can't even remember the name, but I remember the weird bump.
I love Alexis but she needs to drink some water, STAT! Does she smoke?
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I love that he got his B.A. in his late-20s and is going for his master's at 30.
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☮i wanna smoke with him. and just stare at him. he doesnt have to talk...just smoke and chill and ill stare at him. oh okay awesomeeeee
side note to side note
I was talking about the maryjuwana
all others are the devil!!!
*seriously*
done now
k no really all others will suck your soul out of your body and stomp the shit out of it while you die...
I'll shut up now.
*casually begins perusing other threads*
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
We were outside and I left my stash at the park with them.
I know, I know...this does not bode well for my recovery efforts!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 30, 2008 - 1:02am.
I do NOT need to be reading this!:
In a high haze, I left my stash at a friend's yesterday and now I am on the hunt for it.
It better ALL be there!!!
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You inside your friend's place AND on his computer??
looks like the franco took a hit before accepting this illustrious award...and probably a hit after...
something looke very wrong with alexis arquette...the hairline looks weird and the lips look weird...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
ahhh....who am i kidding...? it was the guilt of "cheating" on the meth. being sober is overrated. haha
I do NOT need to be reading this!:
In a high haze, I left my stash at a friend's yesterday and now I am on the hunt for it.
It better ALL be there!!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
side note to bong washing
Pipe cleaning...
first scrape all of the resin you can out with a thin blade or sharp edge and scrape on hard plastic surface. Let sit for 48 hours and roll into tiny balls. Smoke resin balls
Oh hell who am I kidding you guys know this!!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Big Up to the Original panty creamer....
MK that has got to be ur best line!
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 29, 2008 - 9:44am.
maybe it was from the CASE OF BEER that i slammed?
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that could have made you puke right?? nahhhh, no way.. 30 schwill beers? must have been the weed.
hehe, on the surrious though... I know lots of people who get sick if they are drunk and then smoke weed. Smoke first and it wont happen and youll drink less!
Love, a pothead
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Submitted by missy on September 29, 2008 - 11:07am.
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 29, 2008 - 9:36am.
every time i've had a bong hit, i puked. i think i'm doing it wrong. isn't that "george" from the Wedding Singer?
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youre not supposed to drink the water ;)
LMAO Miss!
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maybe it was from the CASE OF BEER that i slammed?
I don't know if anyone else noticed, but I swear Alexis is rocking one helluva cold sore. Lower lip, dead center. Oh how it twinkles under the camera flashes...seriously, look at it. Damn hormone pills, can't a tranny get a break?
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pipes burn my throat when I smoke with them...bongs are the best, IMO.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 29, 2008 - 10:36am.
every time i've had a bong hit, i puked. i think i'm doing it wrong. isn't that "george" from the Wedding Singer?
you gotta know your lung capacity man
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That's the melody to funky town!
speakit - hahahhahaa!! straight UP!
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Submitted by kittiesandbubbles on September 29, 2008 - 9:36am.
every time i've had a bong hit, i puked. i think i'm doing it wrong. isn't that "george" from the Wedding Singer?
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youre not supposed to drink the water ;)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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HA! Love the way he's dressed. "OH this is a High Times award. Lemme dig out some clothes that make me look like I live in my mom's basement. Remind me to flash the peace sign."
every time i've had a bong hit, i puked. i think i'm doing it wrong. isn't that "george" from the Wedding Singer?
Hey Missy
Thanks, man!
I'm stoopid. I would've put that shit in the dishwasher
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That's the melody to funky town!
that's awesome! i hope that one day i can get such an award!!! i prefer pipes though!!! those bongs are so pretty i think...i wish i could blow glass!!!
alexis is all gums in that one picture. very scary!
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Submitted by Creemy on September 29, 2008 - 8:06am.
gauranteed that hag Alexis practices in the mirror.
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I know I do.
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I’d be willing to accept the award on behalf of every winner who didn’t show up.
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All hail The Franco!
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Submitted by RollinStoned on September 29, 2008 - 9:11am.
Where can I get one of those?
My bongs dirty
I wonder if I can put it in the dishwasher
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NOO!! soak it in 1 part water 1 part rubbing alchohol, then use a bottle brush to brush off the resin.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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CHEETO UPDATE!
Just when Britney is beginning to pull it together people are trying to bring her down!
Spears' slimy ex-boyfriend, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, is shopping around a sex tape he says he's willing to sell for "the right price."
Gross!
According to Heat magazine, Adnan claims that "There is such a tape, but I won't discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."
YUCK!
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
hahaha snow - weed porno.. its true!! like the sexy cannabis-lady parts centerfolds in there!!
*oooh crystal-y*
love that mag :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Alexis looks totally post-op.How many Arquettes are roaming the Earth?
I have always liked Alexis. But he/she is looking beat. Hopefully she's OK and not sick or anything.
That trophy is making me wet!
haha i was watching never been kissed i believe last weekend and he was in it..
he does absolutely nothing for me either..isnt he like of midget proportions?
dem bongs be purty, I wonder if they actually work. I used to like to read High Times....they have like "weed porn" ****************************1/20/09
"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
This is just soooo awesome! ...and OF COURSE he looks stoned...wouldn't you get stoned to go to a High Times award ceremony?? I bet there wasn't a white eye in the house...lmao...
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I want a bong trophy.
I EARNED mine already!
Did it come packed and ready to go, just add water and watch him blow?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Where can I get one of those?
My bongs dirty
I wonder if I can put it in the dishwasher
James Francooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmm buddddd
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That's the melody to funky town!
I've thought James Franco was hot ever since "Freaks and Geeks." He looks high as shit in that picture, you have to be high at the High Times award show.
Hmm, define regularly...it's all a matter of opinion.
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James Franco does not do it for me at all....though he does get points for being a stoner....
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
gauranteed that hag Alexis practices in the mirror.