Dennis Quaid Joins The STFU Meg Ryan Club
In the new InStyle Magazine, Meg Ryan opens up her swollen pussy lips to blab about her fucked up marriage to Dennis Quaid. Meg yapped that she wasn't the only one who cheated..blah...blah...blah! The bitch must have an alarm that goes off every few years reminding her to talk about this shit again.
Dennis Quaid isn't letting Meg's latest rant go without commenting on it. Dennis tells Rush & Molly: "It was eight years ago, and I find it unbelievable that Meg continues publicly to rehash and rewrite the story of our relationship. Also, I find it regrettable that our son, Jack, has to be reminded in a public way of the turmoil and pain that every child feels in a divorce. I, myself, moved on years ago and am fortunate to have a happy, beautiful family."
They both whored around during their marriage. We all know this and we don't need to hear it anymore unless they bring something new to the table like a sex tape. A sex tape with Dennis, I mean. I don't need to see Meg Ryan's moldy apple pie.
The next time Meg goes to the plastic surgeon's office she needs to ask him to use a little fishing wire to sew up her trout lips. That way she'll stop talking about something that happened 8 years ago. Speaking of her bloated vag lips, a source also tells R&M that Meg isn't using botox to plump them up. She injects her lips with fat taken from her ass. I need correct myself then. Before I said she had "swollen pussy lips" and "bloated vag lips." That was wrong of me. She really has puffy anal gland lips.
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a dennis quaid sex tape? that just tickled my pants
KD.. That reminds me, I watched "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" this weekend, and there was a couple in the movie that just got married, she tried to give him head, and he was like "If God wanted our mouths to be down there, he wouldn't have put our heads on our necks" something like that! So there, MEG, Fix your lips!! IT was a really funny movie..
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I have some extra ass fat I can give Meg. She'll have plump lips for the rest of her life!
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
That trainwreck of a movie Great Balls of Fire was filmed in my city. They were still married at the time. People I knew who worked around them said that they both smelled like pot, but mainly, Meg smelled like she needed a bath. Like stank-ass all the time.
If I were Dennis Quaid, I'd be fucking TupperWare before I touched her ass or vag!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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i hate anyone that fucking wears/wore/looked at/thought about/dreamed of/ etc those type of glasses..
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Butta heads!
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So.. kissing her on the lips is just like kissing her ass?
Ahhh, Mikey, usually you start my day off with a laff but not this one. He was a serial skirt chaser...maybe a half step above C. Sheen. Sooo, Meg still has the scar tissue of that failed marriage. Tickled pink for Quaid that he can move on after inflicting the pain. Not all of us can.
They're both annoying as hell. Why make a statement if you've moved on?
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God she looks annoying in that picture! Smug Bitch.
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No lie Dennis, No lie!!! Let lying dogs lie? What? huh? pussy lips.. hahaha!!
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