Troll Barf

Mini people Janet Jackson and Troll Dupri were having an elf of a time at his 36th birthday party at Tenjune in NYC the other, when he had to ruin it all by barfing all over Miss Jackson (if you're nasty). Page Six reports that Troll was guzzling champagne and tequila all night when he suddenly got the urge to purge and couldn't wait to run into the little boy's room. After Troll up chucked his goblin slime all over Janet, she got up and busted out of that joint to go home. Sucio. His barf probably smells like rotten chipmunk bits and soil covered roots. Well, that's what trolls eat! Ask the Olsens.

I'm sorry, but there is no need to barf off someone if you can help it. Yes, I've puked on bitches before, but I meant to! Sometimes a dumb bitch just deserves a hot pile of vom in their lap.

You know, usually you're given a few seconds warning, so you can get your little ass up and at least unload it on a stranger. If I was Janet, I would cancel that fucking relationship pronto. Barfing on me is a deal breaker unless I pre-approved that mess. Janet is a kinky bitch, so maybe she's into that shit.