Troll Barf
Mini people Janet Jackson and Troll Dupri were having an elf of a time at his 36th birthday party at Tenjune in NYC the other, when he had to ruin it all by barfing all over Miss Jackson (if you're nasty). Page Six reports that Troll was guzzling champagne and tequila all night when he suddenly got the urge to purge and couldn't wait to run into the little boy's room. After Troll up chucked his goblin slime all over Janet, she got up and busted out of that joint to go home. Sucio. His barf probably smells like rotten chipmunk bits and soil covered roots. Well, that's what trolls eat! Ask the Olsens.
I'm sorry, but there is no need to barf off someone if you can help it. Yes, I've puked on bitches before, but I meant to! Sometimes a dumb bitch just deserves a hot pile of vom in their lap.
You know, usually you're given a few seconds warning, so you can get your little ass up and at least unload it on a stranger. If I was Janet, I would cancel that fucking relationship pronto. Barfing on me is a deal breaker unless I pre-approved that mess. Janet is a kinky bitch, so maybe she's into that shit.
JoMama, hahaha that was hilarious. I love when people are soooo drunk they can't even tell they've been vomited on. Good going, lol.
I used the "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty" line on someone once as a joke (they asked me about nicknames or something) and they thought I was some kind of pervert. I mean, my last name isn't even Jackson so I don't see how they could not have understood that was from Janet's song. They literally thought I wanted to be called Miss Jackson...done with my pointless story, thank you very much...before you all start yelling at me.
Since we're sharing our barf stories, I was 15 & had been drinking wine coolers (ugh) w/ my boyfriend, his friend & my best friend. We went into the baseball game where I had a ton of peanuts... then told my best friend that I had to go to the bathroom NOW & she was so drunk that she told me to just wait, so I did & ended up puking all over the back of the guy sitting in front of me.
The good news is that HE NEVER KNEW that he had pink puke mixed w/ peanuts all over his jacket. Everyone was laughing their asses off & my bimbo best friend said "Oh, let's go to the bathroom now." Thanks, beeeyatch. We left shortly b/c we didn't want to get our asses kicked once the guy found out.
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i hope he let her make a birthday wish before ....
I'd LOVE to know more, she just canceled her show in Montreal tonight, *one hour* before the show was to start! Big-ass scrap with the midget?
they look very nice together.
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Oh man, there was also this other time that I was playing drunk Trivial Pursuit with some people and one of the girls who had been drinking a little too much whiskey threw up in a cup right up to the top EXACTLY. It was so amazing and GROSS at the same time!
Your face!
Well, what more can I say...she loves that little midget.
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Dupri is only 36?!
Shit, Janet is giving herself the short end of the fucking stick. I'm sure he's probably pretty accepting of her weight fluctuations or whatever, but surely he must at least be fun in bed or something.
Yikes, Janet Jackson looks like she has had a lot of bad plastic surgery. Dupri looks like Gary Coleman.
At least now we know if we mix champagne and tequila you could potentially hurl. That reminds me of the time that my friend had this bad year of getting thrown up on by first her sister while they were on E and a second time in a bar in London by a complete stranger. Her hair was SO orange with that idiot's Mai Tai I tells you! I found it all pretty funny, I had to run outside and laugh it off and she was so not amused.
Your face!
i ate a 1lb bag of peanut m&m's then drank a bottle of mad dog and immediately through up all over the front of my friend's sweater. stellar!
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 29, 2008 - 12:46pm
haha--when guys are trying to get some, they really dont give a crap if you vomited on them 3 times, lol
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I never get that. Puking on someone. I always manage to make it somewhere. Almost always to a toilet, but at the very least, to a garbage can, a window, or just on the floor. I've never puked on another person. That's simply malicious. She needs to re-look at her relationship.
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OMG..I had a friend barf all over me after an awesome night of clubbing. It took me a half a second to realize what had just happened, all I felt was this warm sensation oozing down the side of my body..ironically, the guys that were hitting on us at the moment thought it was funny and picked up flyers off the street and tried wiping the vomit off of me...yea, it was that kind of a night...good times =)
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Yuck!!! I'm with PSL, I would have puked all over my own lap as well. I have only thrown up once or twice in the last 10 years, but come from a family of veteran weak stomachs... 5 people and 1 bathroom, makes for some interesting sick times. My brother has puked out his window (2nd floor) on at least half a dozen occasions. I have also seen him puke in his mouth (ugh) and walk around until he could find somewhere to deposit it. Yeah, fun times growing up.
Point being, I have no respect for someone who can't listen to their own signals and at least just do it on the floor, not on another person! It's not like you don't know it's coming, especially when drinking.
Submitted by will.i.am on September 29, 2008 - 5:45am.
Please, This bitch I know got so drunk she shitted herself in the middle of the dancefloor. She then past out in it and had to get carried out by the bouncers.
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Thank you. I am no longer embarassed by ANY of my drunken antics-- all I have to do is imagine your story and know I've never crapped my pants in public (private is a different matter...just kidding). But at least she was drunk-- remember the picture of that poor runner MK posted awhile back who had shit himself in front of a huge crowd, WHILE RUNNING!?!?! That's something you never live down...
how hard can it be to just turn your head at least AWAY from a person??
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troll barfing on janet and her busting out of there means that was foreplay for the both of them...yuck!!!
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I don't know what's worse: The fact that those two fat fucks actually do the nasty, or the fact that people still party at Tenjune.
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i've always said there are two kinds of people in the world- people who can make it to privacy to throw up and people who can't. i have no respect for the latter. i don't care what the scenario, you can always do like mk's friend who puked in the corona bottle-anywhere but all over the place. PLEASE.
I'm surprised Janet didn't barf all over him right back. ...I would have not been able to help myself.
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Nothing says love but a mouthful of second hand chow all over your lap!
Quick question, was Shitney's new "hit song" playing in the background at the time? That would explain a lot.
Ew. Nasty to read this first thing in the morning!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on September 29, 2008 - 9:09am.
I think Janet sees him more as the little baby she almost had with El Debarge. LOL!
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No matter how bad it gets, I instinctively know to turn away from others. Even if I have to hold it in for a few seconds until I find a clear spot.
I'm sure Miss Manners has something to say about his lack of booze etiquette.
I HATE indiscriminate barfers. Get thee to a restroom...or a garbage can...or a potted plant...a Wal-Mart bag...something. Don't hurl all over the place! That is soooo nasty! I know a chick who puked in her own handbag. She took one for the team.
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I think Janet sees him more as the little baby she almost had with El Debarge. LOL!
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on September 29, 2008 - 6:44am.
First, he can't help his height. I have short kids. Deal with it. Some of the dumbest guys I ever knew were 6'2. About the puking though, a baseball player once burped next to my ear and it smelled of salami...for me, that was the end!
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Roger that, and I'm a tall girl. The only time height matters is if you're concerned where his face is when you're dancing slow.
The end of baseball or salami?
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Miss Jackson, cuz that is beyond nasty!!!!
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Okie, for some strange reason i feel like some person has just licked my crackers!
What a sensation!
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That is just Nast. He was probably so drunk that he just didn't care where it ended up.
From the look on Janet's face I think she kinda likes the idea of being barfed on....
she's skinny ... again?
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what a little fucker!
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Please, This bitch I know got so drunk she shitted herself in the middle of the dancefloor. She then past out in it and had to get carried out by the bouncers.
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Oh Snap! Like that bitch hasn't had worse in her lap!!
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First, he can't help his height. I have short kids. Deal with it. Some of the dumbest guys I ever knew were 6'2. About the puking though, a baseball player once burped next to my ear and it smelled of salami...for me, that was the end!
Isn't the first rule of drinking is to not mix your boozes?
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she got her dress barfed on? bye bye dress...
like you said i'm sure she's into that shit...she probably got embarrassed he revealed that little fetish of theirs in public
barfing dinner and drinks through your nose burns the most.
dang that almost happened to me one, dude was drinking Cisco and trying to flirt at the same time. Luckily I jumped out the way. He ended up puking for the rest of the night....
and if there had been a deal, it most defintiely would have been broke. poor dude never could look me in the eye after that. LOL
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HAHAHAHAHA goblin slime.
Is she re-thinking popping out his little hobbit children now, I wonder?