Chicken Cutlet Cupcakes!
The international holiday known as Phoebe Price's birthday was yesterday and the chicken cutlet of the hour started the festivities at the little known and hidden eating establishment The Ivy on Robertson Blvd. You know how PP is. She doesn't like to make a big show of things. She's shy. But she did graciously share her birthday with the other diners by passing out modest one-of-a-kind cupcakes from Albertson's with her coy image on it. Oh, what would I give for one of those limited-edition cupcakes with my favorite international supermodel on it! I would shellac it and keep it on my bedside table. That way the first thing I see in the morning when I open up my crusty eyeballs (don't judge) is two of my favorite things together as one: processed sugar and Chicken Cutlets!
After PP's intimate birthday lunch, the celebration continued at a Holiday Inn conference room. I'm joking! Her party was at some very exclusive restaurant in Santa Monica. It's so exclusive that I'm not allowed to know the name.
Here's a few pictures from PP's low-key party. Wait. Maybe she got her cupcakes at the Post Office? Since when do they have a bakery? It must be for V.I.P.s only. And that custom made cake is one of the most beautiful things I've seen this hour in my life.
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Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 2:58pm.
HOLY SHIT! Did you notice the last thumbnail?
She has friends!
They're probably complete strangers that she hired for the afternoon.
She did the same thing last year, only last year the cupcakes had pictures of her as a little girl on them.
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Mmmm chicken cutlet cupcakes and pressed ham all in the same topic!
Submitted by dustbunny on September 29, 2008 - 6:09am.
Oh thank god she put her hand over her cooch in that one picture!!
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And isn't that the comment that be echoing around the world...
Even without the cooch, there's still something wrong with it. That little dickhead that scooped her cooch side up for the cameras is a FOOOOOL. I hope PP punched him.
Bitch is crazy.
she lives in a fucking Candyland.
Bitch will always be single.
I love the girl dressed like Phoebes in the last picture of the last row. It looks like Phoebe got a fan for her birthday! How cute!
I wish someone would have smashed it in her face when she handed it to them. That would have been funny.
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Is the unfortunate young girl holding her feet in the last pic trying to attain her look? That's just tragic unless it's a Halloween costume, then it's genius.
Oh thank god she put her hand over her cooch in that one picture!!
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
The sprinkles look like arterial blood spatter, which can only improve a Phoebe Price pic.
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My my, she's some muppet.
How much did she pay those stranger to pose as her friends?
I hope the baker peed in the dough of those muffins.
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In all honesty...how does this deluded bitch afford such a lifestyle?
I think this is the first time...and well probably the only time I turn down a deliciously sweet cupcake. I mean really, please leave the pastries alone, wtf did they ever do to you?
4th row, 1st pic. Who's the piece of man meat holding PP?! He's a dish!
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
I can see her no-no hole. *barf*
Can you imagine what Michael must have paid for these exclusive shots of the event of the year?
Oh my god, I love the shot where she's covering up her box.... if it's possible, I think covering your snatch up with your hand is less classy then accidentally letting it show.
A herring bone headband WITH a hat? She's gone insane.
This chick is either certifiably mentally ill or is as sane as they come is just fucking around with people's heads. Who the hell does crap like this? Passing out cupcakes with a picture of yourself in the middle at the Ivy? She's batshit crazy.
HOLY SHIT! Did you notice the last thumbnail?
She has friends!
Please, not another PP post. She's annoying the piss out of me.
OMG that's funny. I was TOTALLY gonna make a joke about her having her birthday at the Ivy last week. I TOTALLY was!
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Aw, this obviously means she's not 29 anymore. Happy 37th PP!
She really loves herself. I bet she masturbates to her own pictures.
ye gawds...a pp snatch shot...that just took about 10 years off my life...
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P.S. Is it just me, or is there some asshole-action in the second to last pic?
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Fuck my life.
Oh my fucking god.
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