Chicken Cutlet Cupcakes!
The international holiday known as Phoebe Price's birthday was yesterday and the chicken cutlet of the hour started the festivities at the little known and hidden eating establishment The Ivy on Robertson Blvd. You know how PP is. She doesn't like to make a big show of things. She's shy. But she did graciously share her birthday with the other diners by passing out modest one-of-a-kind cupcakes from Albertson's with her coy image on it. Oh, what would I give for one of those limited-edition cupcakes with my favorite international supermodel on it! I would shellac it and keep it on my bedside table. That way the first thing I see in the morning when I open up my crusty eyeballs (don't judge) is two of my favorite things together as one: processed sugar and Chicken Cutlets!
After PP's intimate birthday lunch, the celebration continued at a Holiday Inn conference room. I'm joking! Her party was at some very exclusive restaurant in Santa Monica. It's so exclusive that I'm not allowed to know the name.
Here's a few pictures from PP's low-key party. Wait. Maybe she got her cupcakes at the Post Office? Since when do they have a bakery? It must be for V.I.P.s only. And that custom made cake is one of the most beautiful things I've seen this hour in my life.
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Solaera on September 28, 2008 - 7:21pm.
I think I fucking love you.
That breakdown on PP is fantastic. Thanks, peanut.
I got nuthin' else, I found some NYTimes article about her and they were not nice, not even jokingly. Seems like some random chick from a well to do southern family that's got nuthin' better to do. I gots to go watch Trueblood, hope Eric is as good as he is in the books.
Submitted by Dr. Destructo on September 28, 2008 - 8:19pm.
How is it that a cupcake can be so scary?
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I don't know, but where's your avie? I only recognize you when you have that.. wth was it wearing? a gas mask?
Yew is nekkid. :P
hahahha tangerine. I of course did not identify myself as a Dlister or my name here.....she might dump me...lol
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
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How is it that a cupcake can be so scary?
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Creemy on September 29, 2008 - 3:41am.
her mom Flora is her manager, agent, publicist and social secretary, and lives off dough from her father's car dealership.
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Interesting info Creemy. There is [or was, anyway] buttloads of cash in an auto dealership. I have a cousin who got his paws of a Ford dealership by marrying the owner's only child and now that fucker is as rich as Croesus and owns a private jet.
I went back to veromi and saw this...
PRICE, FLORA MAE (Age 76)
Possible Employment / Business Associations:
ELAN MODELS, INC
HOP PRICE MOTOR CO, INC ****
OLYMPIA SPA WORLD OF HEALTH, INC
Come on, Creemy. What else you got? Inquiring drunks want to know.
The guy in the orange and the blonde guy use to be close friends with Anna nicole and designed her burial dress.
This is a public service announcement.
Just say NO to plastic surgery.
because i am all like romantical and stuff, i think that she should date the charming silver and orange fox Prince Von Asshat.
oh the last shot...I think she recruited random tourists with kind hearts for that shot, they just look too nice and delightful, indulging the batty Hollywood lady.
her mom Flora is her manager, agent, publicist and social secretary, and lives off dough from her father's car dealership.
@ Solaera:
it's cool, hon, I'm having just your sort of day -- nursing vino hangover from last night, so, so, SO far behind on a presentation I'm supposed to be working on, I'll use even this crazy ho to get myself into the zone for that...yeah, that's how I end up working till 2 AM :( lol!
PP looks like she's in her 30s...everyone who's in their late 30s ALWAYS says they're 29!
Your face!
I wonder what flavor that cupcake is...looks yummy! Anycupcake, why does she always show off her legs in the same type of dress? I know the whole cellulite scandal embarrassed the skank outta her, but she needs to get over it already. Sides, she usually covers up most of her thighs, I suspect that's where most of the cellulite is!
Your face!
wow Solarea, ty for the info! I've always wondered how old she is and could never tell 30's, 40's?, 50's? the possibilities are endless with such a bizzare face. I bet you MK knew about this but because of his undying love for her he chose to keep the facade of her ageless beauty. Or maybe he just cbf'd to look...actually no, the former.
"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
Submitted by Solaera on September 28, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Based on what others have learned, Walker High School in Jasper, AL seems right. Graduating in 1990 is possible, though I would have guessed late '80s.
is that her sister on the far left in the last shot
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someone copying her international supermodel style???
This woman reminds me of any random divorcé hanging out at meat market clubs espeically in resort towns. The smell of desperation just wafts off them as you walk by to the restroom, as they grab possessively at the random 20 or 30-something guy with them for sex or money or both for the night. Just sad.
Submitted by Solaera on September 28, 2008 - 7:21pm.
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You'd think her mom could afford a decent sized cake.
@PSL-
All of us Dlisters should leave a comment on her Facebook about what a fool we think she is. Maybe she will finally get the hint. We should let her know that the world is laughing at her, not with her. God, could she be any more tacky? Those cupcakes are retarded and I would have started laughing my ass of if she tried to hand it to me while I was eating lunch and told her "no thanks, I'll pass" on her stupid ass cupcakes. I hope I run into this bitch the next time I am in LA. What a fool *shakes head*
WHAT??! PP HAS FRIENDS???? :::dies:::
Oh, and that cupcake makes me want to swing my arm down to Kroger for some gritty sugar dessert.
Because it is Sunday and I am bored and hungover and good for nothing but googling Phoebe Price, I found a couple of things I didn't know about the elusive PP.
According to http://www.veromi.com
PRICE, PHOEBE DENISE (Age 36) *Ha! Now she's 37! 29 my ass!*
Associated names:
PRICE, DENISE PH
WOODY, PHOEBE DENISE
WOODY, DENISE P
WOODY, DINISE P
Possible Employment / Business Associations:
ELAN MODELS, INC
ELAN, INC
JASPER, AL
BIRMINGHAM, AL
LYNN HAVEN, FL
ADAIRSVILLE, GA
KENNESAW, GA
I was reading some comments about dear PP at her IMDB page and a few people mentioned Denise Price [as she was known in school] graduated in 1990 from Walker HS in Jasper, Al. One person from her hometown claims that PP blows through Jasper frequently to mooch off her very wealthy mother who makes a very big deal about her "Hollywood" daughter to the local press.
So possibly it is a wealthy mother that finances PP's idle and self-indulgent lifestyle.
I tried to search Jasper's only local newspaper the Daily Mountain Eagle but their fucking search function is busted which really piss... My God, what have I become?
Oh PP, you're such a desperate belle.
She actually does'nt look that hideous today, considering she's worn a prom puff skirt over a too tight dress; it seems to be a bit like a Mui Mui 2008 imitation but thats better than her usual Liberace look.
"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
I just noticed the top of her head is coming off on the cupcake. I don't see brains!
She belongs down on Venice beach with the other posers.....grandma on skateboard with far out makeup and turban dude with guitar.
How Phoebe looks in nightmares...
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bp2.blogger.com/_RXuURnAJ-tg/...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
awww she's not hurting anyone with her self delusion. at least she is happy and does always have a smile on her face (so what that it's probably the same thing that happened to the Joker). look at it this way, she could be a crazy mass murderer....
happy birthday Ms Crazy Bitch
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
MK didn't make any jokes about the covered crotch shot? Weird.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She is the very definition of the word "ridiculous."
Well, ridiculous and delusional.
PHOEBE!!! MY LOVE! MY DARLING!! You looked so amazing on your birthday!!! Congrats on turning 21!
XOXO Shelbianna Lynne
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PHOEBE!!! MY LOVE! MY DARLING!! You looked so amazing on your birthday!!! Congrats on turning 21!
XOXO Shelbianna Lynne
http://www.new.facebook.com/profile.php?id=657081115&ref=profile
She rented those "friends" from a generic escort service.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Where did PP come from? Is she someone who is independently wealthy with nothing better to do than court the paparazzi? I don't understand why her pic is posted on this site-- she's not an actress, musician, philanthropist, or a business whiz nor is she the least bit attractive. In fact, I never heard of her before I accessed this site. Can someone fill me in on who she is?
My step-daughter (who is 11) just saw these pics of the cupcake over my should and asked "Is that a bloody cat?" That pretty much sums it all up.
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Submitted by FrappBloat on September 28, 2008 - 5:25pm.
I just don't get her! I'm a uk-er! What be she?!!
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Delusional.
I just don't get her! I'm a uk-er! What be she?!!
I guess her own little world keeps her happy.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Damn..."gold" icing on that cake! Bet that hurts when it hits your fillings. PP needs an intervention for her fame jones, then a job at Wal-Mart waaay back in the automotive section where she can help customers find antifreeze.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Hee hee I like the 5th thumbnail..check out the chortling waiters in the background...the Ivy staff must see some *pretty* funny things.
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I'm blinded by the glowing mooncheese.
Whats with this shoddy Ivy place! It's about damn time they got a new fence.
I'd like to suggest 6ft corrugated iron.
PP's got the best poses. I love the one where she's holding up the cake with the tiny bite out of the corner like she's about to swallow it whole.
SMEXY!
is pp not allowed in any other eateries besides the ivy?
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
"shaking head"
she's famous for not being famous, which makes us... famous?
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Deb on September 28, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 2:58pm.
HOLY SHIT! Did you notice the last thumbnail?
She has friends!
They're probably complete strangers that she hired for the afternoon.
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That's how I get my friends. :( But I pay them in booze and sex, so then they really like me!
radiant, and modest.
This bitch scares the living shit out of me.
And will someone please send the cake and cupcakes to cakewrecks.blogspot.com??
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
I'd eat that cupcake!
how much do you think she paid those people to take a pic with her and pretend they were her bff's?
-=meow hiss purr=-
I TOLD her on her Facebook page that her Headbands are STUPID.
Guess she isn't listening.....:)
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"