Amanda Woodward Busted!
Amanda Woodward aka Sammy Jo aka Officer Stacy aka Heather Locklear was arrested last night in Santa Barbara County reports TMZ. Heather was pulled over by the CHP and arrested on suspicion of driving while fucked up. Officials say that booze was not involved, but they tested her and are awaiting the results to see what Heather was on. Can you say D-O-L-L-S?
The cops released her this morning on her own recognizance. Heather didn't have to post bail.
It was just two months ago that Heather checked out of a rehab facility in Arizona, where she was receiving treatment for anxiety and depression.
Also, Richie Sambora was busted for DUI last March with Heather's daughter in the car. Their matching mug shots will look lovely together in the family album.
Speaking of mug shots, you know Heather worked that shit like it was a photo shoot. At least I hope so. I also hope that the cops figure out this was all just a set-up. Obviously, that jealous bitch Allison Parker is at it again! She probably drugged Amanda. I never trusted Allison's "apple pie" act. Amanda will be vindicated! And then she'll probably check herself into rehab again...
UPDATE: Aaaaaand we've got a mug shot! DAMN! What in Kimberly Shaw hell happened to Amanda Woodward? Pill popping (or whatever she's on) is a bitch! It brings out the crazy eyes in poor Amanda. The cops should have at least let her go and fix up her face in the toilet area. She's fucking Amanda Woodward? Do you think this will be her next L'Oreal Paris ad?
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Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 28, 2008 - 11:43pm.
Damn, trumped again. Has anyone been to MK's Myspace and seen his photoshopping skills. Heheheheh.
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OH MY GOD MK AND ROHO! I think I just died and went to Photoshop heaven. That was glorious.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 28, 2008 - 11:39pm.
Surviving, surviving. Good grief, I'm so out of touch it's taking me half an hour to answer your comment...lol.
Basil Cecil's good. He was all excited yesterday bc we took him to the supermarket to get dinner and there was a buy one get one free sale on the ground beef!
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Oh good... well, um.... you haven't happened to see the Count lately, have you?
Damn, trumped again. Has anyone been to MK's Myspace and seen his photoshopping skills. Heheheheh.
Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 11:31pm.
LCT 5px round hard
that sounds so dirty!
I have a extra special one coming that may get my account removed.
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Are you posting it tonight? I need to go to bed but I want to see.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Taco Mom Times! How are you? How's dear old boy?
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Surviving, surviving. Good grief, I'm so out of touch it's taking me half an hour to answer your comment...lol.
Basil Cecil's good. He was all excited yesterday bc we took him to the supermarket to get dinner and there was a buy one get one free sale on the ground beef!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Ashley Olsen?
That's hot, TITS!
I'm here - I had to go get into something more comfortable:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Coop as a chola! TITS, hahahahhaha
you guys are hilarious.....
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
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LCT 5px round hard
that sounds so dirty!
I have a extra special one coming that may get my account removed.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 11:27pm.
It's a bit spooky how little you had to change for angelinchola.
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Dear TITS,
May I please borrow Anderson's eyebrow pencil? It makes glorious eyebrows.
Yours Truly,
Angelina Cholie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 9:12pm.
How depressing. Everyone let at the same time. I'm going to have to drag my Cholalina ass over to Taco Bell by myself.
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It's a bit spooky how little you had to change for angelinchola.
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Whoa...chola central...gotta go thin the brows. I feel overdressed.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Sandybitch don't go yet. I'm just getting started!!!!
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Heather Heather that what happens when your fooling with that stuff.
HAHA angel the makeup wings! So hot! Hahahahah!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Dont ask me
What you know is true
Dont have to tell you
I love your precious heart
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart
Edited to add vid:
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZGwENyUNs&feature=related
Okay--this is the first picture on this site to scare me.
Those eyes look like dams of sadness.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 -
I knew it! I thought it as soon as I asked, in fact...
But I was afraid you were gonna answer: Waddyamean? It's EASY! ;p
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Oh heck no. I just tried making a Maniston Chola on a small picture and it looks like I stuck a paintbrush in my asshole and wiggled.
The big ones make it easier :P Pictures, not butthole paintbrushes.
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Yeah...I guess you'd likely want a smaller one for that ;S
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 29, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:32pm.
*cough*inxs*cough*
Okay, I'm slightly more composed now.
MUST.SHOW.SOME.RESPEK.
So slide over here
And give me a moment
Your moves are so raw
I've got to let you know
I've got to let you know
You're one of my kind
INXS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZhHph4IOkc
How depressing. Everyone let at the same time. I'm going to have to drag my Cholalina ass over to Taco Bell by myself.
I think she looks hot,bitch is like 50 now.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 29, 2008 - 12:59pm.
LMFAO @ TITS PICTURE! I am laughing so hard at the chola times I might vomit. Seriously my stomach hurts bad.
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There. I'm gonna seriously hafta walk away for a wee while.
@TITS, LOVE (Gordon Ramseycholina) CARROTTOP
BWWWAAAHHHAA. Laughing so hard there are tears coming down my face
LMFAO @ TITS PICTURE! I am laughing so hard at the chola times I might vomit. Seriously my stomach hurts bad.
I did a Gerard Butler chola. Sadness times. I'm scared to post it.
@SPEAKIT
LMFAO "brand new hyundai" LOLOLOL
I'm still fkin dyin here right now....mmmkayyyy?
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I thought he was sayin' "brand new HONDA"
I'm still fkin dyin here right now....mmmkayyyy?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 8:14pm.
Let's have a chola party. I'm going to bust out a little Angepeena.
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Party?
And no one invited me?
HISSS
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 28, 2008 - 10:48pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....
CHOLALINA!!!
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AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
CHOLALINA!
I JUST FUCKING OLD MAN WHEEZED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm trying to figure out what's going on with her pupils:
http://www.drug-encyclopedia.eu/DW_EN/pupils.shtml
She definitely has ingested something. Not narcotics. They'd be pinpoint.
Welp! Did a quick internet seach, and things aren't looking good. Amphetamines or some other stimulant is my best guess......
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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LMFAO "brand new hyundai" LOLOLOL
I'm still fkin dyin here right now....mmmkayyyy?
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That made me laugh so hard, I cried. I made my son come in here and watch it.
'Kay, 'night all!
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I'm still fkin dyin here right now....mmmkayyyy?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:46pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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LMFAO "brand new hyundai" LOLOLOL
I'm still fkin dyin here right now....mmmkayyyy?
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That made me laugh so hard, I cried. I made my son come in here and watch it.
'Kay, 'night all!
LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:42pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....
CHOLALINA!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 -
I knew it! I thought it as soon as I asked, in fact...
But I was afraid you were gonna answer: Waddyamean? It's EASY! ;p
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Oh heck no. I just tried making a Maniston Chola on a small picture and it looks like I stuck a paintbrush in my asshole and wiggled.
The big ones make it easier :P Pictures, not butthole paintbrushes.
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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LMFAO "brand new hyundai" LOLOLOL
I'm still fkin dyin here right now....mmmkayyyy?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:32pm.
*cough*inxs*cough*
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:28pm.
PS. How do you get the lines so smooth? I struggle with this stupid mouse...
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It's a huge picture,
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I knew it! I thought it as soon as I asked, in fact...
But I was afraid you were gonna answer: Waddyamean? It's EASY! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/
I don't know much about drugs, and I usually can't tell if people are high unless they are like slurring their words or jumping on couches, but her eyes look like she's on something GOOD.
Taco Mom Times! How are you? How's dear old boy?
She looks like a deer in headlights. A deer that just did 4 lines.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
That is some kind of speed or exstacy eye.
True story: back in the day, someone told me vegamite was made of insects. Then I found out it is something more like peanut butter. That was a disapointing day. It would be funny if it was crickets or grubs. It ruined some of the mystery, and some of the tough harsh image I had of Austrailia. I had always pictured that dude in the video (Men at Work) eating a big-old sandwich with cricket legs or grub shells dripping out of the sides. YUMMY!
I wish the Aussies all sat around and munched insect sandwiches down. What a scene. That would be way tougher than peanut butter. I mean, all my vegetarian exes eat peanut butter all day. Aussie women are tougher than that and eat steak (and hopefully, they eat insects too!) Crocidile Dundee told that lady to eat some insects, but he had a can of pork and beans, and then let her eat that.
I heard a guy from Australia say that he never heard of bloomin' onions, or shrimp on the barbie. He said that in Australia they call shrimp 'prawns.' That is a bummer too. Next thing you know they won't be fighting crocs, or having any surfers getting eaten by sharks down there either. Then you will hear that kangaroos are fake. Well maybe not that last one.
You are all confusing the fuck out of me with the Tigerlily tiger everywhere.....haha
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 9:34pm.
@CTH - Fried bread and fried black pudding. I gobbled it up until I asked my nan and granddad what is was.
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I may be sorry I asked, but what exactly is black pudding?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Grandad ate giblets and tripe.
Fried liver.
I think the only thing my granddad didn't eat was the lips, lungs and arsehole.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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LMFAO "brand new hyundai" LOLOLOL
@CTH - Fried bread and fried black pudding. I gobbled it up until I asked my nan and granddad what is was. Then I ran screaming from the house like I'd been raped. I was a sensitive petal like that...
I couldn't eat beetroot until I was 35.
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:28pm.
PS. How do you get the lines so smooth? I struggle with this stupid mouse...
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It's a huge picture, so I used the fattest paintbrush option so the errors don't show as much. Don't take the corners slowly. The faster the better.
Chola Jolie in da house bringin' it beeotches. Joo know?
OMG I just found a clip of Peter from Family Guy ripping the arse out of Land Down Under. That song is like impregnated into every aussies blood stream but no one on the continent could understand what the fuck they were saying.
Australia didn't have many musical groups in the eighties. ... dried up populus. Hence the immigration. Hence why I am here, sweating.
Family Guy "land down under"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4lUqpCGgA&feature=related
LCT! I'm lovin' the Chola Angelina! lol!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
this is something i never thought I'd see - a mugshot of heather locklear. she used to be so classy.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 28, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Well, if you pay attention, MK has us all riding a special bus into hell, when out time comes.
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If I pay attention? Joo saying I not read? Joo want to fight?
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Weird. I was all like: When did I say that? lol
PS. How do you get the lines so smooth? I struggle with this stupid mouse...
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady/