Survivor Peen!
In case you missed it, on Thursday's season premiere of "Survivor Gabon," the censors missed a floppy peen poking out of Marcus' boxer shorts. I watched this shit on Thursday night and I missed it! I need to take my dick radar to the fucking shop. It must be busted.
Marcus' sneaky wang just wanted some "air" time. Personally, I think Marcus' magic stick should become the newest member of the tribe. Give that dick its own buff and flaming torch. Oh wait. It has already has its own flaming torch named Charlie. You see, Charlie is the gay lawyer from NYC who basically wants to run free in the fields with Marcus' skin flute. Shit, he wants to play Marcus' skin flute like he's Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. No reed required.
Marcus is straight, but obviously loves a homo slobbering all over his hotness. I have a feeling this isn't going to end well. Charlie gives me Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction" vibes. He's going to boil Marcus' bunny. They don't have bunnies out there, do they? Okay. He's going to boil Marcus' elephant dung.
After the jump are some NSFWish shots of Marcus' peen hard at work. I bet that's what Brooke Hogan's crotch looks like when she doesn't tuck properly. JUMP!!!
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My first bf had a big one and was uncut so i am conditioned to not dislike it but i can see how it might repulse someone.
OH NO! I have love for the cut and uncut.
All I am saying is give peen a chance.
Hey, at least it wasn't red-bandana guy's peen flopping in the breeze. It could be worse.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
I'm hearing the soundtrack to this gif...
it should be BORN FREE, AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS... LMAO, this is the one of the funniest things I've seen all week. the hazards of going commando.
I guess maybe if you didn't point it out and I was watching it I wouldn't have noticed, but come on white peen against black shorts? Hardly inconspicuous.
***Submitted by Janet Planet on September 28, 2008 - 12:23pm.
i hate circumcized dicks
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Oh, here we go.
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OK, I just talked to CTH's son on the phone and he said "My Momma hates me!". I think he must have scars or something. Poor kid!
Submitted by Janet Planet on September 28, 2008 - 9:23am.
i hate circumcized dicks
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uncircumcised peens scare me. That forsekin is just nasty!
yuck!
I haven't watched Survivor since Season 3....
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
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i love the gif!
LMAO
Those censors know exactly what they're doing. That's inoffensive peen anyway.
just like you can't hold back water when it wants to flow, you can't hold back peen when it wants to be free...
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Or the censors are just bored as hell with that program, too.
Obviously, the censors are Helen Keller, Lt. Geordi LaForge, and an inattentive seeing eye dog.
I think the same thing happened to one of the Trannycat Dolls in their latest video.
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Was that the entire head peaking out? Cuz if so, that was.. um.. amusing.
Meh...at least it got to run free for a bit.
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I can't believe Survivor is still on.
I might have to start watching survivor again... nah.
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Yep. That's peen alright. Granted, I'm no expert, but's definitely peen.
I've never watched this show, but if I knew they had hawtness like this guy on, I'd tune in!
Holy smokes! First Harry Potter's Hairy Peter and now this?!?!? It's too bad Obama got the Democratic nomination or perhaps we might have gotten a peek at Hilary's penis too!
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thats the funniest thing i have seen all week. thanks MK
thats a pic of my girl.
AH HA HA HA! What's the big deal anyway? It's a hell of a lot more decent than half the crap they get away with normally. It's just a flash of peen, fer chrissakes.
Looks like a meaty pole!
Don't you guys know when your peen hits outside air? Maybe its because I don't have one but I would think you would know if it was out of the gate. Right?
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i hate circumcized dicks
how the hell did they miss that XD