Survivor Peen!
In case you missed it, on Thursday's season premiere of "Survivor Gabon," the censors missed a floppy peen poking out of Marcus' boxer shorts. I watched this shit on Thursday night and I missed it! I need to take my dick radar to the fucking shop. It must be busted.
Marcus' sneaky wang just wanted some "air" time. Personally, I think Marcus' magic stick should become the newest member of the tribe. Give that dick its own buff and flaming torch. Oh wait. It has already has its own flaming torch named Charlie. You see, Charlie is the gay lawyer from NYC who basically wants to run free in the fields with Marcus' skin flute. Shit, he wants to play Marcus' skin flute like he's Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull. No reed required.
Marcus is straight, but obviously loves a homo slobbering all over his hotness. I have a feeling this isn't going to end well. Charlie gives me Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction" vibes. He's going to boil Marcus' bunny. They don't have bunnies out there, do they? Okay. He's going to boil Marcus' elephant dung.
After the jump are some NSFWish shots of Marcus' peen hard at work. I bet that's what Brooke Hogan's crotch looks like when she doesn't tuck properly. JUMP!!!
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I don't understand all the negative comments about his penis size. He looks absolutely perfect to me. What a turn on! I would gladly get on my knees and kiss it...worship it and show him how beautiful he truly is.
any news about the editor if he got fired?
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I could have sworn I saw penis while watching the show but passed it off as my horny imagination. Thank you for the validation. He is hot and I will watch this clip every Thrusday until he is kicked off.
they were just talking about this on our local radio station.
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That's kinda funny...
Turtle-head popping out...
LOL!!!
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How did I miss peen????
& there hasn't been an uproar about how seeing a guys peen on T.V has damaged people's minds and good values of middle America?
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TV nip slips and now this... why was this guy NOT wearing underwear?
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MK, this one is for you....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJHXFvoqggY
i don't know about the song dubbed over it, but it has a ton of clips from people doing the line dance on soul train... that is classic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbQSR0cICpA
Submitted by angel_i on September 28, 2008 - 10:00pm.----------------------------
thanks angel, very nice vid......i absolutely love chaka khan. i just stumbled on one of her singing on soul train! wow...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc5-b1hJR80
Oh crap. i didn't have to read this after all because right before i was going to change the page i saw a flying peen that almost poked my eye. poor thing. maybe tarzan can loan survivor boy a leather jock strap.
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on September 28, 2008 - 9:55pm.
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Nice one:) That's one of my all-time favourite vids...and this one too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqzIArLPDDA
cuz she SO damned cute in it!
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it's a sucky news week, so to console you, watch this you tube of chaka khan. it's undeniably awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P23WCKgZGgo&feature=related
I'd totally hit it, forwards, backwards & every way from Sunday.
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I'd suck him.
I'd have to see the whole peen, not just a little bit of tip, to make a final judgement....
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
Oh, come on! I say, "Not bad!!!"
What is wrong with short little dick guys' insisting for everyone to look at at their toothpicks. Can't a big dick be bold enough to grace me with 12inches of beautiful pink delicious big head that want's to peek out and say HELLO!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
There WAS a lot of genital action that night! When Marcus and Charlie went into the woods alone (mmmhhhmm) Marcus had major wood!
I love how he says that he's "straight" but they take romantic "Kiss The Girl" lagoon boat rides alone together...Marcus is totes gonna let Charlie lick the tip before they're voted off.
And Michelle (the annoying anorexic anteater) had her labia all over that damn shit. They even had to blur it out cuz you could see her clit in every shot!
I've never really watched Survivor b/c its lame, but after this weeks 1st episode I give it 2 snaps and a shot of vodka! Mama's hooked.
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This would have to happen on the one season that I make the conscious decision to *not* watch Survivor...
Meh hes ugly.
Eeeek, I haven't seen this small a weiner since the Mini Me sex tape. Vote that pud off the island immediately.
I LOVE STORIES ABOUT "ACCIDENTAL" PEEN!!!!!!!!
I NEED MORE PEEEEEENNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
MK, I won't fight you over this. I'm strictly into huge cocks.
Submitted by EvilShoe on September 28, 2008 - 12:24pm.
"Don't you guys know when your peen hits outside air? Maybe its because I don't have one but I would think you would know if it was out of the gate. Right?"
Exactly! I'm a runner, and there's no way my crotch would be exposed, without my feeling something different.
Like, the shorts are rubbing on the posterior side of the penis, vs the anterior?
so teeny
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
So bouncy.
i love that the whole scene has been lovingly captured in a looping .gif. I'm sure his mother will be proud to feature it in the family Christmas cards this year.
Wow that was like watching a startled turtle stick its head out of its shell.
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Oh, we just it = or what there is of it.....tinymeat city!
i have already filed a complaint with the fcc. wienergate 08. thank goodness janet now has a counterpart.
Marcus is a very attractive homosexual, but why doesn't she show us some more........?
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Snore.....what's the fuss? there was almost NOTHING there.
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The footage, and I use that term loosely and this:
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 28, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Obviously, the censors are Helen Keller, Lt. Geordi LaForge, and an inattentive seeing eye dog
made me giggle like a Japanese schoolgirl
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 28, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Maybe he thought it was the 3-legged race.
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LMAO! And one's missing its peg leg!
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on September 28, 2008 - 1:31pm.
Awww...its so tiny,I am dissapointed!
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It is a wee little lad. If he hadn't been circumcised, there'd be some extra flesh, jus' sayin'. :P
Awww...its so tiny,I am dissapointed!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Maybe he thought it was the 3-legged race.
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Well hey there! and a nice one it is too
that is too weird...really..I dont know a man likes to run with his peen saying hello to the fresh air...
that's it, it actually lure you to bite it and I am NOT gonna stare longer than I am now...
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ok maybe a few more seconds?
EvilShoe, the only surprise I want when I check out a peen, is that is bigger than I expected....heehee
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
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*yawn*
Who cares...I hate reality TV. Looks like an okay peen, though.
That made me happy
Its mesmerizing.
Submitted by SkyBitch on September 28, 2008 - 12:43pm.
***Submitted by Janet Planet on September 28, 2008 - 12:23pm.
i hate circumcized dicks
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Oh, here we go.
Exactly. One of the great, unresolvable Dlisted debates.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 28, 2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by Janet Planet on September 28, 2008 - 9:23am.
i hate circumcized dicks
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uncircumcised peens scare me. That forsekin is just nasty!
yuck!
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Look at it this way, you never know what surprises you'll get when you pull the foreskin back.