ScarJo's Rack Is Off The Market
These two bitches didn't waste any time. Ryan Reynolds, 31, and ScarJo, 23, got married in some remote wilderness resort (WTF) outside of Vancouver last night. Remote wilderness resort?! Did the bitch wear berries in her hair and the bunny rabbits were her bridesmaids? Actually, I like that. I want a remote wilderness resort wedding.
Anyshotgunwedding, ScarJo's rep confirmed the wedding to UsWeekly. In addition to several dozen woodland creatures, guests included her mommy and brother.
The two became engaged last May after dating for about a year.
I bet that Ryan couldn't stop staring at ScarJo's magnificent chichis during the ceremony. He probably even said, "I Ryan, take you ScarJo's chichis to be...." Can you blame him? And ScarJo said, "I ScarJo, take you Ryan's six pack..."
What's with the rush wedding? She's knocked up, right? I'm getting excited just thinking about how big those titty balls are going to get if she's with child. She's going to knock out Salma Hayek's record!
And I just want to let ScarJo know that Ryan is thinking of Alanis Morissette when he fucks her. Okay, not really, but I thought I would throw Alanis a sugar cube or something.
P.S. - I give these whores 6-months tops. Sorry, but Ryan will never be ScarJo's true love...Obama.
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How is it a rush wedding when they've been engaged for over a year?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
In a round about way, this ho has also had the sex with the uncle joey. Fucking gross yo.
Good luck bitches, 50% of this shit end in divorce! 97% in Hollywood! HA HA HA SUCKERS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I find them to both be painfully horrid 'actors' so good riddance to them. Hopefully they will just go away now.
'Wise guys realize theres danger in emotional ties.'- WHAM!
Years from now, she's gonna win an Oscar and be like, Van Wilder? Are you Serious? What the fuck was I thinking? Awww..... 23? Yeah, you stupid, stupid stupid girl. If I married ANY guy I banged at 23 I would kill myself. They were ALL dumb assholes. Good fucks, some, but ALL DUMB ASSHOLES! You stupid dumbass girl. I will put a Divorce Time Clock above your stupid little 23 year old head, you dumbass. Married? You stupid shithead! He knows exactly what he's doing. He's got you while you're young and stupid! You dumbass.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 28, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 28, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Dude's definition of love: the popular misconception that one woman is any better than the others
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AHAHAHA! I'd make an awesome dude! Too bad I was born with a pussy...Oh wait...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 28, 2008 - 9:43pm.
Dude's definition of love: the popular misconception that one woman is any better than the others.
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*slips off barstool* *loses grip on drinkie*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 28, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Dude's definition of love: the popular misconception that one woman is any better than the others.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 28, 2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 28, 2008 - 8:22pm.
I would WRECK that.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! You know if I were a dude, I probably would too, but I think I'd totally go for that Marissa Miller ho..I mean if I were a hot dude and could get that level of pussy...I don't know, I don't have the dude brain, I mean if I were a dude, I'd probably fuck a toofless night shift Waffle House waitress just cuz I could...Who knows? ;-P
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 28, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Tiger, I don't get it either in the slightest. She sounds like a dude when she talks, she sounds like a dude who smokes and has the flu when the sings, has next to no sense of humour and the IQ of a used tampon...
From what I heard Alanis did the dumping. If he's dumb enough to go for ScarHo, then Alanis did good.
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Yeah, then it's the tits...Well, I gotta say, she does have nice tits, so...Meh...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, and I have to add (with no better way to say this than to be totally politically incorrect), Alanis sure does have some kind of 'handicapped' movement going on when she sings.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=0R6vsoiRfUY&feature=related
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 28, 2008 - 8:22pm.
I would WRECK that.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Tiger, I don't get it either in the slightest. She sounds like a dude when she talks, she sounds like a dude who smokes and has the flu when the sings, has next to no sense of humour and the IQ of a used tampon...
From what I heard Alanis did the dumping. If he's dumb enough to go for ScarHo, then Alanis did good.
Submitted by TITS on September 28, 2008 - 12:55pm.
Oh you silly silly man. Sigh. NEVER EVER PISS OFF ALANIS.
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I feel bad for her... he had all those years with her and never married her, then goes and gets hitched to this crazy twat months after getting engaged.
FIFTY SAYS ITS 2 MONTHS.
She's gotta be preggers. Or dickmatized. I don't get these two...why do they make me yawn so? Blah. They'll regret it. I love saying that, especially when the dude is so obviously an arrogant douche who dumped a smart girl who actually can sing and act for one who thinks she's genius or something just because she didn't do the Disney thing.
Hey all you astrologers...I'm looking for a job right now, and I'm considering telling them I'm not available until Oct. 20 to avoid the retrograde. Too much? I've noticed that a couple of my Gemini moon friends just chill at home during this transit and they're happier than everyone around them.
It's the chi chi's.
Honest question: if ScarJo was say, an A cup or a small B, would anyone think she was hot, or even especially attractive? I mean, I don't get it (and yes, I have tittays...six to be exact), but between her horse teeth, her surgically shaped up near W.C. Feilds nose, and her over all porcine appearance, I just don't get it....I find this woman not so attractive, but with excellent chi chi's... So, it's the chi chi's, yes???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
How boring! Ryan Reynolds has one of the hottest bods though, so I don't blame boring ScarJo for marrying him either. I wonder if it's hard to find one of those wilderness resorts if it's so "remote". You probably have to get your bank account scanned before being let in one of those places to make sure you can afford a $3,000 colonic!
Your face!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 28, 2008 - 3:42pm.
Ryan was sloppy seconds to fucking Uncle Joey.
That means that Scarlett Johannson was sloppy seconds to Alanis Morissette. Ha!
I hate this big tittied frog even more now that she stole my man. Well one of them anyway.
B-O-R-I-N-G
Scarlett is a cute girl with a great rack and that´s about it. Ryan is very good looking and has an amazing body but like Scarlett he´s not particularly interesting and therefore not attractive in my opinion.
I don't get the appeal of her. She is a HORRIBLE actress. But I guess the boobies have a life all their own. And if she's smart, she'll take care of those money makers.
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They got married at the Clayoquot Wilderness Resort, near Tofino, BC.
http://www.wildretreat.com/
Submitted by original putas on September 28, 2008 - 1:01pm
She started acting when she was 13? 15? I know whenever I see her age I think it must be wrong.
I hope their tabloid name is SCAREY by now.
cute couple, but it'll never last.
Ding dang! I had Chevy Chase in our pool. Grrrrrrr! Anyway, we gave Scarlett some wedding props in our latest blog entry, so check it out! We reveal what the creative Jackie of all trades is up to next - and it's not making movies!
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
i'm sorry, but i keep chuckling everytime i see this pic...wth kind of photo is this ...he's making "oh yeah babay" eyes at her boobs, and she's making a "pweety pleeze" pout like a kid who wants cotton candy before dinner.
-=meow hiss purr=-
Ryan was sloppy seconds to fucking Uncle Joey.
Eh, whatever with these two, at least it wasn't shamelessly advertised.
ScarJo will have some bodacious pregnant chichi's if she is knocked up.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Meh; those two are boring.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
HE IS DEAD TO ME NOW.
Is Alanis on suicide watch?
Whatever Scarjo>Ryan
Alanis will gain another 50 pounds when she finds out.
How is this bitch still 23?
Shes been around for years.
guys scarlette is monogamous that means she believes in singular reltionship not pural awesome
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He has the worst taste in minge. I mean Alanis and now this? He seriously needs to break on through to the other side.. U know he wud.
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He is even staring at her boobs in the pic!He is uber hot though,she is a lucky girl.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Speakit-agreed-dont really care about either one but when I saw the pic I had to comment! Lol!
Submitted by speakit on September 28, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by alice on September 28, 2008 - 11:40am.
She's making a "sad puppy dog face" and he's staring at her boobs. yeah, this'll last.
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I second that!
can the chichis say HOORAH!
I find it really weird that Scarlett or her "reps" make some sort of declaration exactly once a month. Her publicist is a freakin' genius.
I like Ryan Reynolds, but I have a feeling he's just along for the ride, so to speak. The next thing we'll hear is that the woodland ceremony wasn't official, so they were never really married. It put a strain on the relationship, so they decided to mutually part ways. Now Scarlett is free again, boys and girls!
Next month's installment: Is Scarjo preggers? Is the baby Ryan's--or Woody's? Duh duh DUH!
Oh you silly silly man. Sigh. NEVER EVER PISS OFF ALANIS.
Never anger someone that rides the subway naked.
Right now there are mercenaries disguised in bear costumes tracking these newlyweds down to take them out. Alanis is manning the woodchipper.
Can you say 'mulch'?
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
Don't really know the guy.Not really feelin' her.She's not that hot & the only work of hers that I've seen is the 2 minutes she shows up on at the start of the first season of Entourage.I do know of her "Obamania".I just think Michelle would kneecap her shit.
Submitted by alice on September 28, 2008 - 11:40am.
She's making a "sad puppy dog face" and he's staring at her boobs. yeah, this'll last.
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HAHA!
They don't bother me. I'm not a fan of either one, so pffft.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 28, 2008 - 12:16pm.
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Alanis wroye that song for Uncle Joey!(Full House)
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Ewwwww!
I give it less then a year. Either Scarjo is a horse's ass and it won't be long before she's on a new peen. And is it me, or does she have something strange with her eyes going on?
I wish these two pieces of shit, untalented, good for nothing, morons the best and by the best i mean the worst.
What's it with people saying 'realitor'?? It really boils my girdle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU5dZrVNA9A
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Oy, Uncle Joey- still creeps me out.
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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 28, 2008 - 12:05pm.
lol @ "over=share"
So Ryan's the dude Alanis sang about in "you oughtta know"?????
She wrote that song about Dave Coulier, which is even weirder.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 28, 2008 - 12:05pm.
lol @ "over=share"
So Ryan's the dude Alanis sang about in "you oughtta know"?????
She wrote that song about Dave Coulier, which is even weirder.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on September 28, 2008 - 12:05pm.
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Alanis wroye that song for Uncle Joey!(Full House)
Cut~it~out!