Saturday, September 27th 2008
Burning Rubber
Can someone tell Wonky McValtrex that she is not Olivia Newton-John and this is not Grease. Besides, her chicken bone legs don't look right in latex pants. She looks like a greasy drumstick in a condom. The only time latex should touch her is on the inside of her cavernous wasteland of a birth canal. Even then, you know her coochie burns it up. Poor crabs. They are probably suffocating to death because Wonky's skank pants are so tight. Their burning up! It's like a damn clambake up in her chocha.
Here's Cousin shIT looking like a weepy skeezer from down south and Uncle Fester attending a private screening of her upcoming total waste of money/Kodak film bomb 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' held at the Abbey in West Hollywood last night.
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A dyslexic walks into a bra...
~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
What's the difference between Paris and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Slutts: no, I haven't! Does she know the same joke? Or was she the joke at one time?
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
What is the difference between Paris and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you smack it.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
LOL@TV
Why can't a blond dial 911?
She can't find the 11.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, blondes screw in cheap motels.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
A blonde goes to her doctor, complaining that she burnt her ear. The doctor asks how she did it.
"Well, I was ironing and the phone rang, I accidentally answered the iron."
"Then why is your other ear also burned?"
"The bastard called back!"
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 27, 2008 - 11:44pm.
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OMG, have you been talking to Nitty?
You guys hear about the blonde who tripped over her cordless phone?
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
That outfit was made out of all the condoms Paris has befouled. Today.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 27, 2008 - 11:34pm.
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Okay, but if you don't want anyone to know that you're here, you shouldn't type so loud.
LA la la la la la lalalalalaLA!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on September 27, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Anyone asks, you haven't seen me.
Nobody else read that.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Sluttsville on September 27, 2008 - 11:32pm.
K-Fed?
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That's a zit on a hillbilly's ass!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 27, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Brain tumor?
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AW!
But I like Benji Madden too. Jokes ARE ever-evolving afterall...
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K-Fed?
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 11:27pm.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
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TELL MEEE. I don't know, I'm blonde.
TV! I just asked about you on the Paul Newman thread!
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Britney Jr. ?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 11:27pm.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
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Benji Madden
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 11:27pm.
Brain tumor?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by angel_i on September 27, 2008 - 11:27pm.
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
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*suspense*
well???
What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
♥ ThreadKilla! / New and Improved!!! Lean Like a Chola /
She's a Lady.
Sorry, this a long joke but it made me el oh el.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are talking about their daughters. The redhead says, " I was going through my daughters drawers, and I found a bottle of beer. I can't believe my daughter drinks."
Then the brunette says, " well I was cleaning my daughters room, and I found a pack of cigarettes. I can't believe my daughter smokes."
Then the blonde says, " I was making my daughters bed, and I found a condom. I can't believe my daughter has a penis.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 9:07pm.
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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Giggle.
I was just thinking her feet looked like hoofs.
~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
disgusting..the both of them...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
What are the first two things that a blonde does in the morning?
1. She introduces herself. 2. She goes home.
Ugh I thought she went away for good.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"
The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Hello Mr. President! Yes, my purple drank makes me grimace everytime I take a sip. lol
I have nothing else to say about Paris Hilton.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Loving the avie angel. Yours too DeeDee. Grimace looks like a fun drunk.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She looks as if someone would toss her a ball she would balance it on her nose while clapping her hands and saying "aarf, aarf".
Submitted by Sluttsville on September 27, 2008 - 9:44pm.
angel_I....that avie, you make cholaizing an art.
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Tanks, Esa:)
And hello whole crew that showed up while I tucked in my DD!
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She's a Lady.
Forget Wonky - tell us about that hot daddy in the orange trimmed shirt and plaid shorts! Hubba hubba!
Awww, thanks IG. Hooooney.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Dee, your avie is exshellent. I am channeling Sean Connery, by the way.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
If Nitty shows up, I may pass out!
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Hooray! One of us is missing. Let pour out a bit of our drank for her. *pouring drink in my mouth*
Gawddamn that bitch is rubbery.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by Sluttsville on September 27, 2008 - 9:10pm.
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Don't even get me started on the seamen.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
DeeDee♥♥♥♥!!!!!
We is in da house tonight!
Submitted by islandgirl on September 27, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Slutty, it's a little further south than that.
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Bwahahahahahaha, you mean they lick your toes...kinky!
PSL, I lied. OOOPS!!! Hee hee.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I.G.- I thought you were demure! This is shocking news....tsk tsk...
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
DeeDee!! xox
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Slutty, it's a little further south than that.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by Sluttsville on September 27, 2008 - 9:05pm.
IG, rumor has it that you've drank so many Voddie/cran/lime, that sailors just walk by to lick your shoulders to prevent them from getting scurvy.
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LMAO!
Slutty ♥ IG♥
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by Bondagebarbie: "...Her outfit is awful,she can never pull off a look like that."
Yeah, she should stick to that Palm Beach trophy wife look. Remember that year Gwyneth Paltrow wore that hideous punkish black look with all that raccoon makeup and greasy hairdo?
While I think fashion should be fun, some people should just kind of stick within their bounds. Gwyneth and Paris are little rich blonde girls and trying to look edgy is ridiculous. Just as Angelina Jolie shouldn't be trying to sell St. John.
IG, rumor has it that you've drank so many Voddie/cran/lime, that sailors just walk by to lick your shoulders to prevent them from getting scurvy.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 28, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Slutty!! ♥♥ Voddie/cran/lime. Because scurvy is not my friend.
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Me has Voddie/lime/soda
GONE!