Monday, September 29th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Tom Sizemore (47)
Zachary Levi (28)
Nathan West (30)
Natasha Gregson Wagner (38)
Erika Eleniak (39)
Luke Goss (40)
Les Claypool (45)
Roger Bart (46)
Andrew Dice Clay (51)
Bryant Gumbel (60)
Ian McShane (66)
Jerry Lee Lewis (73)
Robert Benton (76)



modianos's picture
Submitted by modianos on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 6:47pm.

happy birthday ian! i just got season 1 of deadwood in the mail today :)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
yeah well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand

paris herpes's picture
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 3:01pm.

Who is Tom Sizemore again? Les Claypool is 45?!??! My roommate is SO obsessed with him...makes me almost hate him but Primus SUCKS!

Your face!

peaches's picture
Submitted by peaches on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 12:31pm.

Happy Birthday Diceman!!! Love those dirty nursery rhymes!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

jaydawg's picture
Submitted by jaydawg on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:43am.

Submitted by The C word on September 29, 2008 - 11:05am.

Submitted by jaydawg on September 29, 2008 - 11:03am.
there are never any cool celebrities born on my birthday. Hmph! Happy birthday to me anyway...
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Happy Birthday jawdawg!

Take heart: you're the coolest person born today!
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Thanks C word! :-)

Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:31am.

"My name is MUD"

used to love some Primus

letinstar's picture
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:20am.

diceman and sizemore...ugh...happy bday to les claypool...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...

oklahoma's picture
Submitted by oklahoma on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:07am.

Dice!!!! Loves him! he's so funny.. Except my ex-bf had some CD's he'd listen too of his, and he's try to lip his words, but didn't know them, so he looked really fucking stupid.. one of the reason's why I dumped him. ONE of the reason's!!

LoveAnderson.. LMAO at your Clay impression!!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:05am.

Submitted by jaydawg on September 29, 2008 - 11:03am.
there are never any cool celebrities born on my birthday. Hmph! Happy birthday to me anyway...
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Happy Birthday jawdawg!

Take heart: you're the coolest person born today!

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Farewell Reggie Dunlop.

missy's picture
Submitted by missy on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:04am.

happy birfday jaydawg!!! :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

jaydawg's picture
Submitted by jaydawg on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 11:03am.

there are never any cool celebrities born on my birthday. Hmph! Happy birthday to me anyway...

parissucksliterally's picture
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 10:13am.

Dice had a good run for a while- he was hilarious....

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Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me;
Like any hot blooded woman, I have simply wanted an object to crave
- Alanis Moristte "Uninvited"

LOVE ANDERSON's picture
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 10:10am.

Hickory Dickory Dock.
Some chick's been sucking my cock.
Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the bitch down the next block!
OH!
The DICEMAN COMETH!

Tom Sizemore, poster child for Hot Ass Mess.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

LoLo's picture
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 10:04am.

Tooo many puppies!
Too many pUUUUuuuupies
Too many pup pu pu pu puppies!

Primus! Fuckn making me feel my age you whore bag MK!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

dramaqueen365247's picture
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 10:01am.

Snowy: Sorry -- just saw your TAR q. Of course! I like the mom & son the best thus far. I HATE the fauxhawk guy & his "businesswoman" gf "Honey, you've lapped me several times. You can't climb & talk. Only I can." I told hubby I'd have tossed him off that net! Also, the bro & sis who keep telling each other they love each other are grossing me out. I totally expect them to make out when they go on their Belize vacay. What did you think?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Triscuit's picture
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:49am.

"Little boy blew...he needed the money...OHHH"

Hey Andrew Dice Clay is a woman beater?
Tom Sizemore is sexy in a drug addicted skanky sorta way!LoL

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:30am.

drama did you watch TAR?
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

Morrissey's picture
Submitted by Morrissey on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:27am.

Why do I love Tom Sizemore?

I don't know why, but I do.
Something about him... mmmmm.... I feel like I knew him in another life.
Heidi, on the other hand...

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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:11am.

ha ha drama, I missed it too, I'm not sure HOW!****************************1/20/09
"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

dramaqueen365247's picture
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:09am.

Good morning, Snowy! Great minds, eh? Did you see the "Survivor" thread? ROFLMAO!!!!!! Hubby & I totally missed it!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

snowpiece's picture
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:05am.

DRAMA: JINX! that's just what I was thinking, LOL ♥
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

dramaqueen365247's picture
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 8:42am.

Jesus. Andrew Dice Clay & Tom Sizemore share a b-day? Well, let's all go beat up on a woman to celebrate!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Clarisse's picture
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 8:15am.

Jerry Lee! Well happy b-day you incestuous pedi!!

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We are through with lies and liars in this house. Lock the door.

Emeriesan's picture
Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 8:14am.

OH mY God!

Luke Goss from Bros!
I used to fancy his twin brother Matt like crazy when i was 12.

Weirdly i have been checking out Bros vids from 1989 lately and i have to say i still love them.

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 8:05am.

Great Balls of Fire! Happy B-Day Jerry Lee!

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

Tristram's picture
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 8:04am.

Heidi Fleiss tells Tom to pay up or walk home from Simi Valley.

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 8:00am.

Happy Birthday Les Claypool! I love me some Primus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn3uiLZY9Jg

Good morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Root, root root for the Cubbies!

NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 7:54am.

Shouldn't this be happy douch day? Ugh..
The good news? It's Monday and MK's up and at it early! GM, MK and sluts!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

mike's picture
Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 7:51am.

All these sluts leave me cold.

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