She's Still Jenny From The Block
Devoted mother and champion athlete JLo and Skeletor arrived to a Dolce & Gabbana party in Milan in a golden fucking carriage pulled by four white horses. They look like the tackiest vampires in Transylvania. Wait. Is there such a thing as a vampire with a big fat ass?
Other guests at the party also arrived by horse and carriage, but you know JLo made sure she picked out her carriage first. Those poor horses probably got the runs when they saw JLo and her life-support-needing husband.
I like JLo's veil, but you know what would have made it even better? If it was a few inches longer and made out of a paper bag.
Here's more of JLo wearing one of Liberace's old nightgowns last night. Matthew McConaughey was also at the party. It looks like he's been taking beauty tips from Zac Efron and Xtina.
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Why can't the bitch just TRY to smile normally instead of trying to project that "come fuck me now" look??? Ewww, she's so annoying and full of herself... I just want her to disappear already.
whack!
I love how she uses Marc to hide half her ass...so classy! Her lips looks like someone punched them to look poofy. yuckie!
Your face!
The vampires from Transilvania are classy. Believe me, I know my country.
Jlo: Marc, do I look like Angelina now?
Marc: yes my sweet, even better.
Jlo: Great, got the charity thing down, and now the pout. Now if I could shrink my fat ass and thighs.
Somebody got new li-ips!
All this over-pout and just proves her dedication to botox and injections.
And Skeletor is looking mighty manorexic!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I have one of those little veil things (I'm obsessed with them, thank god for the English and their crazy hat stores) but can't smooth it out. I'm guessing you can't use an iron?
That carriage looks old and decrepit, straight out of the 1800's.
You know your looks have gone to shit when Mark Anthony is hotter than you.What the fuck happened to JHo?
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 27, 2008 - 9:49pm.
I don't feel sorry for abusives assholes.
I do feel sorry for those kids. They're going to grow up fucked up.
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That's *Hedley*!
I actually feel sorry for Skeletor. He looks like an unwilling participant in Jlo's "LOOK AT ME!" parade.
Whenever I see this skank, I remember the story about her and Affleck. And then I laugh my ass off.
Ah, schadenfreude.
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That's *Hedley*!
What is up with J.Lo's lips? they are bizzaro! And she needs to stop with the model pout.
And what is up with Mathew's teeth? It looks like he got Hilary duff's old veneers. Tacks...
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That is her bodydouble. Seriously.
oh, it is a veil...at first i just thought her nasty hair was all over the place.
Do these people not realize that
99.9% of the population laugh at them when they
act and pose like jack asses? Um I guess not.
Looks like JLoL's lips were sucking on the restylane teat. She should share it with her husband, no? i mean give poor Skeletor a restylane IV to fill him up a bit. Whole body procedure style.
Is she trying to be the american Jordan?
Anyho, I'm getting sick of JLo having the same facial expression, always with the pouty lips and the come-fuck-me-eyes...
those two fucking no talents kill me.
does al queda take requests?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 5:58pm.
LCT,
Why are you depressed choochi-face?
Men? Kick em in the nuggets.
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He's gone, I can't!
Submitted by Shootingstar on September 26, 2008 - 6:47pm.
angel_i your avatar is killing me!
Isis looked busted as hell with that tiara and those dollar store earrings on. Damn, I understand she was blue, but she couldn't go out better than that?
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And that's why I got her busted face on DListed, my friend:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
angel_i your avatar is killing me!
Isis looked busted as hell with that tiara and those dollar store earrings on. Damn, I understand she was blue, but she couldn't go out better than that?
Marc looks like a gay doorman. He needs to gain around 20 lbs.
She's so fucking UGLEEE and so is he but at least he knows it. I wonder if she has allergies because she always looks like she has to sneeze. Stupid C*NT!
Michael K, you are sooooo funny. I can only assume Marc wears the shades (besides it being cool to wear 'em at night which I think *I* invented back in the day because I was nearsighted) is because he's got those nervous blinking mannerisms; I've seen him do it. And probably dark circles as well.
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 6:09pm.
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Yeah, I hope someone hires her to do fantastic layouts, she deserves it.
It is exactly like the plus-sized models, Tyra picks them because she knows it'll be great drama when she turns on them.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 3:07pm
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Certainly did my heart good!!!
@Speakit HAHAHHA That's exactly what happened, my friend told me it came out in "great handfuls" and he had some patches and big thin spots. He had dark curls. Not anymore HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Hey girl!! Good to see you. TedC. totally took Tyra to task on his "blolumn" saying she picked Isis just to turn on her like that.
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Yeah...the way I see it (and said it yesterday,actually) is that it's an excellent opportunity either way. And the prize, for Isis anyway, is that the longer she can outshine the other girls the longer she stays the more exposure she gets. She really did drop the ball tho - I thought she'd do a way better job - that girl is FIERCE!;p
But it's kinda like the plus size models, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 6:02pm.
One of my male friends who goes to the same gym as my ex was kind enough to put Nair in his shampoo bottle there. Yes, he fully deserved it, trust.
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LMAO.. so did he lose all of it or in patches? Somehow I think patches would be funnier.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 3:07pm.
One of my male friends who goes to the same gym as my ex was kind enough to put Nair in his shampoo bottle there. Yes, he fully deserved it, trust.
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I get a little tingle, you know, DOWN THERE, when I hear stories like that.
hee hee hee
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Does class A absolutely guarantee if they is better quality?
Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Hey girl!! Good to see you. TedC. totally took Tyra to task on his "blolumn" saying she picked Isis just to turn on her like that.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 6:02pm.
You're good.
One of my male friends who goes to the same gym as my ex was kind enough to put Nair in his shampoo bottle there. Yes, he fully deserved it, trust.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 26, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Angel - who is your avie?
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it's Isis from ANTM - that's a screenshot from her video goodbye. Edited to ad: O yeah - and this is her au naturel, poor thing.
and HEY KIZZY! Good to see you:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Pretencious ghetto twat as usual.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Jenny and Skeletor look like wax
Don't be depressed, LCT!
When life hands you lemons, you slice them in half, salt them and squeeze them into the eyes of the one who wronged you.
Or photoshop his head onto gay porn pics and email it to all of his friends.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 5:58pm.
LCT,
Why are you depressed choochi-face?
Men? Kick em in the nuggets.
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WORD!!! My thoughts exactly!!!
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 27, 2008 - 7:53am.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 5:43pm.
LCT,
"Jammies, dark chocolate Toblerone and wine."
And PSILY!!!!!
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Oh God no. Too depressed, I'd probbaly drown myself in the sink. How about Resident Evil?
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Red Wine? Sangiovese Please Louise.
PSILY? Shrooms?
I tried shrooms once in my teens. Got so depressed I thought the only true friend I had in the world, was my car.
LCT,
Why are you depressed choochi-face?
Men? Kick em in the nuggets.
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Well I will keep calling you to see
If you're sleeping, are you dreaming
If you're dreaming, are you dreaming of me?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 26, 2008 - 5:51pm.
HAHAHAHAH OMG, sooo cuuuute!!! Byebye, see ya soon!!! XOXO
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 5:46pm.
we is talling jokes?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ROFL
Iz my fault, JLo and KimK both make me think of farts. Big asses on loose hos must leak a lot.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Angel - who is your avie?
You are soooo excellent at plastic surgery.
BYE MARFA!! xxo
Submitted by Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 5:43pm.
LCT,
"Jammies, dark chocolate Toblerone and wine."
And PSILY!!!!!
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Oh God no. Too depressed, I'd probbaly drown myself in the sink. How about Resident Evil?
Sandbitch! It is now my official avie.
Bye everyone! And welcome back Kizster! <3
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 26, 2008 - 5:46pm
MWAH!! I missed you, too!!! (((HUGS)))
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
You gotta be fucking kidding me with that veil. Who does she think she is? Eva Perone?(yes, yes I know she's not Argentian but seriously!) What is with the long wistful looks into the night. You're a moderately successful entertainer - you don't even have a specialty, beyotch.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on September 26, 2008 - 2:44pm
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I kinda feel sorry for Gramps, who doesn't love your matzo brei? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Okay anyways I am out. Have a good weekend my loves. xoxo
<3
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 27, 2008 - 7:46am.
OMFG
KIZZY!!!!
*sobs with happiness* I MEEEEEESSED YOUUUU!
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Martha! Happy days are here again... I just gave Kizz a run through of all my Kizzaaaay avies.
Show her your tard helmet!