Reese Witherspoon Hates Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon didn't exactly become best girlfriends after shooting "Four Christmas" together. Would you expect them to? Reese is a frigid prude who never curses and Vince Vaughn is a big ball of grossness who probably farts in his hand and smells it on a regular basis.
Reese and Vince will reunite for the movie's promo tour and she's not looking forward to it. A friend of Reese's told OK! that she thinks Vince is the "biggest child she's ever met." That means a lot coming from her, because I'm sure Jakey Poo has his own all-pink playroom in her house where he stores all his Barbies and My Little Ponies.
The friend went on to say: “Promoting a movie involves long hours, and she’ll have to spend a lot of time with someone who gets under her skin. Reese is professional — she’ll grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures — but she’s not looking forward to it.”
Riddle me this, doesn't Reese always grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures? The friend forgot to say that she'll clench her vagina too. Bitch is so uptight! It probably takes her a few hours to shit, because she just can't release her ass lips. Reese just needs to smoke a bowl and relax! When Vince does something nasty like rub his boogers on her forehead, she should laugh it off and wet queef in his drink.
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the only time Vince yells "BEANER" is when he's ready to let one fly!
(a fart I mean)
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Submitted by Salem13 on September 26, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Theres something about Vince that screams rapist to me I don't know why. I bet if he wasn't famous he would definitely be a registered sex offender.
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It's his face.
Big forehead, sunken eyes, freakishly small nose and he's built like a bully. I bet he has soft fat fingers.
As people get older their facial features reflect their personality more and more. Just take a look at any picture of Victor Borge. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
100% serious Speakit.
I dont like that shit at all.
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OMG srsly LoLo? She is a BITCH.
she totally has the look of someone named buffy whose daddy goes to the country club
I have a feeling he’s one of those guys who ‘adjusts’ himself A LOT.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
I just don't really get a deliberate asshole vibe from Vince. I've never heard anything bad about him in the sense that he's mean or dickish--just that he's a big doofy-acting manchild who, yes, has let himself go and doesn't seem interested in a real relationship. Although it seemed like he and Aniston had something for awhile--if not a permanent commitment, at least some serious feelings on both sides.
He seems cut from the same basic cloth as Owen Wilson. I like them both even if I would never want to date them
I say this every time there is a Reese post so Ill say it again. She gets the "bitch" label because she IS a bitch and HAS BEEN A BITCH her entire bitchy life. She was a complete and total BITCH in High School and never exactly grew out of the BITCHY phase.
She has always been rude before she was in any movie. There was nice Indian family she grew up with. Both of the father of the families were doctors. That never stopped her and her moron brother from calling the children of this family "poor mexican beeners" even though she knew god damn well they were Indian as in from India.
All the BITCH saw was tan skin.
So fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
Vince is gross. I know nothing of him yelling beener at brown skin kids in high school.
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Theres something about Vince that screams rapist to me I don't know why. I bet if he wasn't famous he would definitely be a registered sex offender.
chimoltrufia is that you?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 27, 2008 - 6:25am.
Reese just isn't used to straight men.
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LOL Straight to the point.
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Reese does come off as really uptight. Uptight people bore me. I hope that during their press junket, Vince grabs her thigh and rips a big, long fart with lots of bass onto it (a friend of mine's ex used to do that to her). And by bass I don't mean a fish.
Sooo your all's impression of Vince is grossness. And Brad Pitt supposedly stinks and is gross. So is it fair to conclude JenA likes nassy dudes? and she's still ugly :P
crackers! i like them!
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the tabloids are so damn predictable. since her divorce reese is portrayed as a witch. anniston is desperate...blah blah.
I look at Vince Vaughn and all I see is a floor littered with empty pizza boxes and shit stained underwear.
Vince looks like he smells bad and Reese looks like she smelled something bad.
They're both annoying.
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I don't know what kind of guy he is but I can tell by looking at him that he's obviously not teh kidn of guy that takes care of himself. 'Nuff said.
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He seems like the type of guy that sexually harasses someone until they finally agree to sleep with him.
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Okay, Vince is the type of guy who would be fun to hang out with in a bar for a couple of hours.
But I wouldn't want to work with him.
He's the type where, if he knows you're offended by his shit, he will make you the target. It's tough working with people like that, because you have to draw the line somewhere, and you know eventually you're gonna be tormented. Your only chance of survival is pointing at a more-uptight person than you and getting THEM tormented. People like him are bullies. (Howard Stern is a prime example.)
Tell me again why she's considered a prude? Because she's talented, accomplished, responsible, and modest?
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
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Dude really needs to invest in some sort of eye cream. It's like he's got vaginas under his eyes!
I'm in the middle, leaning toward Team Reese.
It's not funny when a man is in his 40s and his whole persona is based on getting drunk and fingering 18 year old girls and quoting "Animal House".
Reese could probably stand to lighten up a smidge.
I wish Jake would break up with her already!
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I CAN OFFICIALLY SAY I HATE BOTH THESE LOSERS..SHE IS FUCKING UGLY WITH THAT FUCKED UP HEAD AND TEETH AND VINCE VAUGHN IS NOT FUNNY AND IS SO FUCKING OVERRATED AND PLAYS THE SAME COCKY DOUCHBAG IN EVERY MOVIE WHERE I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE LIKE 1000023 TIMES..FUCK THEM BOTH!!
HAPPY FRIDAY MY FUCKS!!
I fell in lust with Vince and Joaquin in Clay Pigeons. Now, not so much.
He looks the type to eat with his mouth open and converse at the same time. Yuck!
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Oh..and fuck you, Elle Woods.
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Sorry, but there's nothing more disgusting than an immature manchild. Team Reese.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
He will always be Lester the Molester to me and id ride his big fat ass all day long!
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I hear she's a major biatch. In Kevin Smith's (silent bob) book he totally rips into her.
Cheeeeeeeeseeeeeee Grits!
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I like Reese as an actor but I bet I wouldn't be friends with her in real life. Prudes bore me and also make me uncomfortable.
On the other hand, Vince is my shame-crush. I know!!! *hides face*
God demmit! Remember him in Swingers and Clay Pigeons????
Hot Vince...Please come back....Helloooooo...Paging hot Vince....
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LO, you neeed some cheese wid dem crackers? cuz Vince has some SMEGMA fer ya!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Snow i even changed my piccy up inhere for Reeses Vanilla Borring Ass Penut-less Tofu Cups and shit!
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Reese just isn't used to straight men.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Riddle me this, doesn't Reese always grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures?
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Yes, siree! She sure does!
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I like Reese, I think she's cute.
He does seem childish.
Btw, I saw Vince Tue night at the grocery store!!!! He's tall.
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lolo LOL she's a Saltine.
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Reese is a fucking cracker!
HA HA HA AH HA HA WHAT!!!!!!
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