Friday, September 26th 2008

Bruno Hits Milan

During Agatha Ruiz de la Prada's fashion show in Milan, Sacha Baron Cohen as Bruno hijacked the catwalk wearing something out of Solange's basement wardrobe trunk. Bruno walked the runway like he was part of the show. It didn't take long for security to take him down while one ho shouted "Sacha!" Bruno was led away by a couple of officers with tiny moustaches.

Sacha is in Milan to film "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male."

I love this bitch's tomfoolery. I just hope he plays one on Anna Wintour and leaves her bob in a fucking twist.

Below is the video. I love that the chick model doesn't even blink an eye. That is one professional 15-year-old.


VIA Huffington Post



in that pic he looks kinda cute

not shocked's picture

Sadly, that ridiculous shit ensemble looks like some old couture Gautier, Mugler or Kenzo from back in the day. Prolly would have sold for what I make in a year.

I love Ali G!

Bossy's picture

Prada's*

Melissy11's picture

Milk Thistle, I couldnt agree more. This beotch makes me laugh despite my best judgment.
I'd also hit it. But not dressed as Borat. I couldnt enjoy sexy times with Borat saying, "Great success"!

Bossy's picture

I absolutely love Agatha Ruiz de la Parada's notebooks. FAB-U-LOUS!!!!

letinstar's picture

who designed that frock...
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Freak Speely's picture

SBC for president of Project Cacophony! I love this sum'bitch!

Sandbitch's picture

Submitted by onionpolenta on September 27, 2008 - 7:20am.

I live in Milan and had no idea about this! No coverage at all in the local press. It sounded like the cops were going to throw him in jail. Did it happen?

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He's probably not even in Milan!

onionpolenta's picture

I live in Milan and had no idea about this! No coverage at all in the local press. It sounded like the cops were going to throw him in jail. Did it happen?

MargeAggedon's picture

I have a nephew like this. Always has to be the center of attention. The more inappropriate the venue the better. The 'acting up at a funeral' type. All is well so long as everyone is looking at him.
However he's nine and there's still hope he'll grow out of it some day.

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TITS's picture

Idiots drive me loco, this isn't a political thread and I hate responding but...

Ron Paul sums it up very well. Basically a bail out = prolonged depression.

Article here: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/09/ron-paul-bailou.html

Back to bruno - I love that he had a pillow as a part of his ensemble!!

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Wyle E's picture

I dunno bout you sluts but I am definitely FEELing the story he is wearing.

Love him. Muah!!!

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idiots drive me loco's picture

i mean, isn't it going to cost each household in the US around 10K to bail out the banking system? Lord knows there better things that money could be spent on....

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on September 26, 2008 - 3:31pm.

question...why should people pay for bad business decisions by these banks?
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question...why should people pay for bad business decisions by these banks? If wamu and others are giving out questionable loans shouldn't they have the burden of dealing with the consequences? Why not use that money for other purposes to stimulate the economy, or open a federally backed bank?

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milk thistle extract's picture

Another one who makes me laugh against my will. The face coverup, like a common criminal, was a nice touch.

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Lolo has a good point. I'm in the financial industry in KY, & our community banks are doing just fine, because they adhere to much stricter guidelines.
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El Bastardo's picture

The Bank of Sperm and The Bank of Blood are still getting investors!

LoLo's picture

OMG! Bradi Anderson i cant tell you enough how much i fuggin love you ho!

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

I find the Bank Of Serta and/or Bank Of Folgers to be a safe bet.
Chase has assured everyone your accounts and service will not be interrupted.
The only people who will take a hit are investors in WaMu.

(i wish i was that smart but that's what CNN told me)

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LoLo's picture

SORRY! I will shut my face! ha!
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oh Lolo, please don;t say that! I have been with B of A since 1989!

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LoLo's picture

We can not depend on Bank of America even now because they are practicing bad credit lending to this very day by allowing illegal peoples to open lines of credit with very, very little information to guarante that they will be paid back in full if not at all.

*please note i said nothing about my stance on immigration and am only speaking in terms of financial institutions needing to end bad credit lending*

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Bondagebarbie's picture

One of the funniest men around.Love him!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Miss Priss's picture

PSL

Yes. Wamu...which is now JP Morgan Chase.

Pretty soon the'll be just 3 banks in the US:
Citibank, Chase and Bank of America

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His clothe looks just like every other piece of clothe she desings ,so i dont think it was not that bad to sneek in

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Stock Broker's picture

Bawahhaaa...that's some funny Zoolander stuff!

Oh, if you haven't done so already, I recommend putting your money in coffee cans and burying it in the backyard.

...and watch the debates tonight. McSame is going to implode under his own stupidity and arrogance!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

what a bunch of knobs, all stuck up their own asses.

As a cop or a bystander, how can you not laugh at this shit ? It's BORAT, y'all ! LOL

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Miss Priss, I take it you were a WaMu customer?

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Submitted by Miss Priss on September 26, 2008 - 12:48pm.

Ugh

My bank just got sold. I knew since this AM, but shit's gonna hit the fan y'all

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Which bank was it?????

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r5bales's picture

The designer people should have let him do his thing, behaved as if they were in on the joke. Then some of their clothes would be seen by the world.

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justice's picture

Definitely looked like he hijacked that runway as they dropped the lights almost immediately.

The fact that he managed to get into the building dressed like that says MORE than enough about the typical wannabe, think-they-know-it-all-try-way-too-hard cunts that attend these shows!

It's fashion and fashion is fun. It should never be taken too seriously.

--thanks awfully--

The ensemble looks like it was designed by Blayne on ProjectRunway5

Goodbye, Cinzano...

TITS's picture

MRS K have you seen him do Ali G? Pre HBO is the best. Not sexy but hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DduAbLpZDHg

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

Miss Priss's picture

Ugh

My bank just got sold. I knew since this AM, but shit's gonna hit the fan y'all

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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~

TITS's picture

I'm really surprised he hid like that. Bruno would have played it till the end.

Love the pillow. Wonder if he's going to have a baby Monday soon.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Ugh, those Italian Police Officers can deal with me as they wish ANYtime
HOT!! the one with the moustache leading him out should have been on the runway himself .
LMAO at the copper who kept tripping on the train of that coat he was wearin.

SBC is so spot on funny and someone SO needs to make a "Spinal Tap" style mockumentary of the pretentious , silly ass coked up fashion world.

"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton

that shit he's wearing really looks like something from a fashion show.

The only thing I've ever seen Sacha in was the video for 'Music'. That was him, right?

WTFOMGLOL's picture

He looks good !!!

Aphid's picture

Oh GOD please let there be a slap in the face to that cunt Wintour!

Miss Priss's picture

I love this dude

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soul's picture

LMAO...good luck to SBC getting out of jail.
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Cara's picture

Hah! Nice. I love the Sacha.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Where's Zoolander, Hansel and Jacoby Mugatu? He really shouldn't be disrupting the runway show like that. He could get killed. EVERYBODY knows male models are really undercover international political assassins!

"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"

SBC is smokin hot and I love him. But I have this feeling Bruno isn't going to be nearly as funny as Borat. Guess we'll see...

Dirk Diggler's picture

This guy is insane. Can't wait to see Bruno making fun of all those uppity, pretentious fagots out there.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

The pretentious fashion industry can use a good kick up the ass anyway.

And, I too would hit it.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Everything about him turns me on.

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bambam's picture

It would have been more funny if the police beat his ass afterwards.

Italian police don't fuck around, ask those fools who act up during world cup matches.

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