Again, Where's The Peen?!
Last night was DanRad's opening night for Equus on Broadway. Click here to read my review on the unsung star of the show, Harry's peen!
In my review, I forgot to mention something very important. Harry's peen was missing from the curtain call. To quote Steph Tanner, "How rude!" The curtain call would have been the perfect time to shine the spotlight on his wang's happy head and its smiling lips! But no! The producers had to be fun-killers and hide it away like they did during the rest of the show. When is Harry's peen going to get the full attention it deserves?! I hope Ty Ty casts it in the next season of "America's Next Top Model." It really needs a spread in Seventeen Magazine.
Below are some pictures of Harry's hairy face and body bowing for his audience last night. And notice Richard Griffiths' dazzling belly! I'm still having dreams of it. I also threw in some pictures of Harry and Richard looking like old-fashioned piano players at the after-party.
Wenn
yakkks!
shit, this is one ugly looking freak
God, he's so horrible looking.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I don't get the appeal... I mean he's a kid and there are hotter guys out there if you u wanna see dick.. get a porn! Nuff said!
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He looks "special".
He looks like Elijah Wood when he was growing up and pretending to be a man...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I like em hairy and yes I would hit it (runs and hides)
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
I saw Equus on Tuesday and the lighting must have been adjusted since dlisted was in the house.
The "peen", in all of its diminutive and bouncy glory, was front, center, and on clear display for all who wanted to view it...for around 10 minutes.
Three words--laser hair removal.
nasty, he looks like a gay troll
EWWW... women get hairy nipples? Like that^ kinda hairy?
Lolo: I know, flapping in the breeze
PSL: naw, I divorced HIM because he was getting too damn HAIRY!!!! LOL
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
snowy, no offense, but if I was a man, I'd have divorced you for that too! heehee
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
SNOW! HA HA HA
I couldnt take it any more!
I just wanted to sleep and those long hairs were waving at me and taunting me!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LMAO Lo I used to do that to my ex husband BACK! but he'd wake up and start slapping me! :O
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
PSL and Snow!
OMG! i dont know that i would nair my nipple if i had the problem but yeah i mean could they shave it?
I had an ex who had really really long nipple hairs and once when he was sleeping I tried to just YANK one out!
He woke up and i started slapping my arms like there was a mosquito in the room!
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Meh. I'm a hot redheaded sidekick girl myself...
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
O. This kid is a tragedy waiting to happen. He's totally on something that's breaking him down.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 3:21pm.
I saw Willie Nelson last night at Radio City.
He sang some Hank Williams and some Johnny Cash.
Im not kidding when I say he brought a tear to my eye. I felt like I was home.
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Lolo, right? These women have never heard of a tweezer??
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'Son, do you know what I was stopping you for?
well, you was doing 55 in the 54....'
-Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Lo, I didn't want to say anything in case I offended anyone but WORDDDDDD!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 3:20pm.
HA HA HA!!!!!
Iv never actually seen that but ive heard stories from guys.....
Where is my Mr. Clean Magic Brain Eraser?
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Lolo
When I hear that whistle blowing, I hang my head and cry..
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Lolo, I agree...but hairy nipples are worse on a woman!
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'Son, do you know what I was stopping you for?
well, you was doing 55 in the 54....'
-Jay-Z "99 Problems"
hairy nipples are nasty
I once shaved a man in Reno just to watch him cry.
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I read the reviews and consensus is he gives a sterling performance. I saw him in a few other movies outside of HP and i think he really has solid acting chops. Uh..wait...fuck...i'm on Dlisted...
OH! My little Hairy is all grown up!
I love that MK put the hot litte poof that played "The Horse" in with these pics!!!
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
zzzzzzz....
I sat 8th row/center the day b4 the opening and while his peen was really just average, his acting was extraordinary! Now if Griffiths would've been in his tidy whities, that would've been something.
p.s. The girl in the barn disrobes, too.
He copied Johnny Depp's outfit that Depp copied from Ray Charles.
snowpiece on September 26, 2008 - 1:33pm
Well, it held up just long enough for McMaverick to do THREE interviews while standing up Letterman and for him to fly out YESTERDAY morning instead of Wednesday night.
I wouldn't let him balance my checkbook.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"Old fashioned Piano Players" Hahahaha. I love you, MK!
I'm also buzzed at work so I'm easily amused right now.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Branderson: but how will the economy survive in McCain's absence!?!?!?
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 26, 2008 - 9:44am.
True true snowy...he'll look like Alec Baldwin soon.
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he should be so lucky.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Yea, i don't get the appeal of him.
Off T:
McCain is going to be at the debate tonight.
Yes, I am one of those dorks that will watch and yell at my poor TV, my TV is such a good sport and doesn't take it seriously.
Plus, MAH BOO will be covering it as well.
Sexy times.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
He looks much better in the Harry Potter movies, probably because he is clean shaven and his eyebrows are plucked then.
He truly is a hairy Potter.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I seriously don't find this kid attractive but I really do enjoy the Harry Potter books and movies. *shrugs* I didn't think i would like them either....but they are so much more geared for adults than children. I wont let my boys watch them for quite awhile yet...but they're only 3. lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I never watched those Harry Potter movies (yes, I know Alan Rickman and Robbie Coltraine are in there but I just never got into it) I can't imagine how dirty it must make those of you feel after watching him 100 times with your kiddos! ****************************1/20/09
"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
His peen should have had a curtain call all its own....and bowed a couple of times..just for show.
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I feel like I've been seeing way too much of Harry Potter's love trail lately...makes me feel dirty.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Oh hell no....why? You hopeful?? *snickers*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Dan, sweetie, honey bunny I love you but really...please shave that disgusting hair off your face.
Nova: ewwwwwwwwwww!
Does this Richard dude that MK loves his belly get naked too?
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
True true snowy...he'll look like Alec Baldwin soon.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
he's only going to get hairier folks, trust! ;P
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Missy
I'm doing good
Hairy Peener is a cutie.
hey xxyxz!! how are you mama? ♥ wut up wut up!
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I feel as though I am in the minority, but Daniel is one sexy ass beast. i dont mind a little bit of hair!
hey Missy
kid has one weird-ass lookin mug, thats for sure
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