Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as “Two Tricks”, and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet. (BlindGossip)
Cock-Hungry Travolta?!
Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart. Now that she’s sober and moving forward, he’s looking to improve his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope she’s smarter this time around. (BlindGossip)
Our Lady of Cheetos and KFed?
Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction... (3am Girls)
JLoL (typo, but it stays)?
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Submitted by The C word on September 26, 2008 - 8:03am.
Submitted by M.E. on September 26, 2008 - 11:58am.
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I saw this earlier today and immediately thought of you (as happens a lot when you've been on the dlist for awhile):
http://jezebel.com/5055025/oprah-goes-gaga-over-golden-retriever-tiger-c...
That just gave me the biggest smile, thanks for posting that!!!
How does no one see that #2 is Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown?
You a bunch a dumb sluts!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
On another topic - IS ANYONE HERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION II??
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not since I doubled my Prozac dosage.
it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Hairicane on September 26, 2008 - 8:08am.
Ack! I'm looking through my hands/fingers. Cyborg cannot compute message.
On another topic - IS ANYONE HERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION II??
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FUCK YES! I've got insomnia, contemplating stuffing all my money in a mattress, I'm terrified.
OMG! The C Word - I LOVE YOU!!! That was the cutest thing! AW, such a good mama doggie.
I love the white bangeled tigers. OOOOOOOOH! Cuteness overload!
THANK YOU!
First off, that picture ROCKS MK. I think 1 & 2 are spot on, but 3 I HOPE is FatAss Kardashian, that shit makes me sick. what is she waiting for.
According to IMDB Travolta did go to a performing arts school in New York.
Edit: I can't spell
On another topic - IS ANYONE HERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION II??
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Why yes I am.
Have i screamed fuck congress in this thread yet?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ack! I'm looking through my hands/fingers. Cyborg cannot compute message.
On another topic - IS ANYONE HERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION II??
suck 8 dicks in a row??
I bet that's the CUNT better known as my ex boyfriend!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on September 26, 2008 - 11:58am.
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I saw this earlier today and immediately thought of you (as happens a lot when you've been on the dlist for awhile):
http://jezebel.com/5055025/oprah-goes-gaga-over-golden-retriever-tiger-c...
OnT: #3 is from the UK; do they know who Kim Kardassian is over there? If not, probably JelLO.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
#2, SKELETINA!!! *bwahahaha, I crack myself up*
#3, It has to be Kim K., it doesn't mention whomever being married.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
They all sound right to me, except #3 could be Kardashian...also, did Travolta go to a performing arts school? I didn't think he did, but I could be wrong. I also thought it could be TommyGirl, but again, I don't think he went to a p.a. school.
#2 is soooooo Brit/KFed. Too easy.
Agree with all three of MK's guesses. Maybe KK for #3, but it's a stretch to call her a "star", IMO.
If Kim K wants an ass reduction she will need to cut her mothers mouth off or take her fucking butt pad off. Shes such a fake liar face whore bitch sorry xxyxz!
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But when Shitters and K-Fed started dating was she really still a "good girl"? She'd already cheated on Justing, fucked Colin Ferrel, etc.
I don't think she was still perceived as a "good girl"
What about Reese and Ryan?
Kim K maybe yeah, I hope so.
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ahhhhhhhhh weimaraner love !!!
gyeah:
DAMN you!!! beat me to!!!
I think you're right on all counts too. MK, is that your baby?
#2 is definitely Brit and K-Fed.
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
#3 Kim Kardashian?
About the last item, I'd say that's more a Kim Kardassian type insecurity than a JLo. JLoL is an older b.i. i don't think she cares about that shit anymore.
for once I think these are all spot on Mkayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
I think you're right on all counts, MK.
LMAO@ this pic.