Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as “Two Tricks”, and was famous for once giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet. (BlindGossip)
Cock-Hungry Travolta?!
Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart. Now that she’s sober and moving forward, he’s looking to improve his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope she’s smarter this time around. (BlindGossip)
Our Lady of Cheetos and KFed?
Which star famous for her shapely rear has a phobia of bottoms - even though hers has made her famous? We hear the babe is even considering a butt reduction... (3am Girls)
JLoL (typo, but it stays)?
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#2 is John Mayer/Jennifer Aniston.
Aniston starred in "The Good Girl" in 2002. Various blogs have written that Mayer has started texting her again. I guess he got more publicity when they were together. The paparazzi are no longer interested in him now that he is not part of a high profile couple.
Okay, Wesley Snipes is an alum of that school *and* was in Passenger 57... it's him. (Fine, I have no idea...)
OMG, I don't give a shit who the BIs are...that dog picture is just too awesome!!! ☺
i hope she gets a solid prenup this time around.
I think the tip off for #1 is "high-flying" career. Travolta is both a pilot and closeted cocksucker.
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Travolta didn't go to that school. According to Wikipedia, he went to Dwight Morrow High School in Englewood New Jersey. Which makes sense because he's from NEW JERSEY. He's from the same town as Brooke shields.
That is all.
okay, I checked HS of Performing Arts famous alumni list, and most of them ain't that famous. Of the ones that anyone should give a shit about, a few stand out:
Adrian Brody
Wesley Snipes
Ron Eldard
Omar Epps
Al Pacino
Ving Raymes
I think it's Al Pacino. NO! I actually have no idea who it might be.
That is all.
Submitted by sean on September 26, 2008 - 1:47pm.
How does giving 8 blowjobs get a guy the nickname "Two Tricks"?
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8 bjs is one trick or 'skill'. I'm damned curious to know what the other trick is.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
How does giving 8 blowjobs get a guy the nickname "Two Tricks"?
Oxygen--most banks have automatic coin sorters these days...at least mine does...if you have an account there, they should take the unwrapped coins...no need to pay coinstar. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
I think the last one is Kim K,JLo seems to love her ass to much.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Hekki- I thought it was expensive to live in NYC?
I really hope the last one is Kim K.
I thought Jlo insured her bhind.
~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
October 4~~~
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on September 26, 2008 - 12:17pm.
#3 is Jessica biel she always talks about how she hates her ass.
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What a dellusional cuntrag. Only in Hollyweird does a waspy white girl like Jessica Biel actually thinks that she has a fat ass.
ImpertinentVixen on September 26, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Coinstar is free if you get your change in the form of a gift certificate. They have many choices: Amazon, Eddie Bauer, Starbucks, etc.
- But they don't feed my PMS peanut butter & frosting sandwiches habit.
I'm jus' sayin'....
I use CoinStar, idk what it is, but I collect more change in my car, purse and when I do laundry.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Coinstar is free if you get your change in the form of a gift certificate. They have many choices: Amazon, Eddie Bauer, Starbucks, etc.
Revolta did go to drama school in NYC. I totally believe #1 is about him. Amazing he took his head out of his ass long enough to suck dick.
I double checked and it looks like Johnnie Boy was in NYC during his youth, so this story may check out. It didn't say he went to a performing school on imdb but he was in NYC. I amend my previous statement - #1 is probably Travolta.
dRc - HEY BEYOTCH!!! I was at the pharmasist. Me gots me a fucking cold and my head is gonna blow, so I needed some of the real deal Sudafed.
He didn't make me sign the book either! When I asked he said "I'm boycotting. How much meth you gonna make with one box of sudafed." LOL.
dRc - I watched our girl Nancy Grace last night! WOOT! She HATES that Casey Anthoney murdering bitch.
According to nndb.com:
John Travolta
Gender: Male
Religion: Scientology
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Matter of Dispute
Occupation: Actor
That is why I LOVE nndb. Because if we all know someone is gay, but they're not out, nndb labels it "Matter of Dispute". AH HA HA HAHA HA! That just kills me. They have Lindsay Lohan as "Bisexual". But Jake Gyllenhall and James Franco are "Straight".
Submitted by dRc on September 26, 2008 - 5:42am.
Oxygen: Coinstar is a RIP but i will pay it cuz im lazy!!! : (
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Totally why I do it too!!! My son thinks it's a riot because it starts spitting and convulsing out buttons, doritos, hair bands...god knows what else. Because dRc, you might be lazy but I'm that plus "just plain old wrong" cause I don't even sift through my coins. :|
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000237/bio
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Submitted by Hekki on September 26, 2008 - 12:43pm.
C-Word: Today I woke up at 5:45 to the TV on the Bloomberg news channel and just one peek had me all adrenalined out even though I had another hour to sleep. So I made myself sing "Three Little Birds" in the shower until I had the whole household singing it too. Definitely helped
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"Three Little Birds"...excellent choice and so much better than Bobby McFerrin. :)
I'll have to try that!
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Hekki: Me love you long time woman
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could 1 be richard gere??
ok, someone said travolta did go to nyc drama school, and someone said he didn't. confirmed or no? if he did, it's definitely him
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#1 is DEFINITELY John Travolta. I just went on IMDB and he went to drama school in New York and "flying high" he has a 747 that he is always flying.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
LoLo: I love you and I want to kiss your dirty pillows. You always make me laugh. No wonder I spend so much time hanging out here. You bitches are FUNNY.
C-Word: Today I woke up at 5:45 to the TV on the Bloomberg news channel and just one peek had me all adrenalined out even though I had another hour to sleep. So I made myself sing "Three Little Birds" in the shower until I had the whole household singing it too. Definitely helped.
Oxygen: Coinstar is a RIP but i will pay it cuz im lazy!!! : (
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
M.E.: it's dRc! RECOGNIZE! ;P
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
I think MK has tasted the rainbow on this one. Except, #3 could be a toss up between JLoad and KKargo.
And YES, The Great Depression has caused me to re-open my Y2K food and supplies closet. Does anyone have any coin wrappers. Cause I'll be damned if I'm paying Coinstar to sort and wrap my coinage.
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M.E. what does it take for you give a girl a hello!? WHATS UP!!!!
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
Number 1 is NOT John Travolta. He never attended an NY performing school. It is also NOT Matt Damon, as Matt Damon also never attended a NY Performing School. I really don't know on this one.
Number 2 is definitely Brit Brit and KFed. Hardly a blind item.
Number 3 is either JLo or Kim KardASSian.
Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 8:28am.
I swear the bitches on Bloomberg and Squawk Box and all the other shit are chanting like those hos in that movie Carry.
"THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU! THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU!"
And the economy is the bloody vag int he shower room and they are screaming PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!
And then they get all Carry at the dance when she starts murdering fools and yelling YOURE ALL GONNA DIE YOURE ALL GONNA DIE! Only she yells it with her EYES and her psycho powers.
And then Im all like, The movie Carry really can be used to describe lots of stuff in life...
(im fucking just playing around a bit)
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*blank stare*
*blinks*
*nervous giggle*
*agrees with Lolo*
Submitted by snowpiece on September 26, 2008 - 12:21pm.
The C word : yes, my BF is from there and he's been scaring me lately with his dire predictions of how this could end up, we have ENUF to worry about these days!
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I know, snow....let's hope none of his predictions come true.
I've been finding myself turning off the news a lot lately because it's so damn depressing...which is why I come here and post vids of tiger kittens and lovable dogs.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Yes yes very interesting, but the real question is - are there any more pictures of the doggy?
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck.
And sucking all the fluid out from it's nose. - bernard & manny on fine wine
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Oh fuck. The Prize goes to Stoney. #2 is Whitney and Bobby.
FOR SURE
I swear the bitches on Bloomberg and Squawk Box and all the other shit are chanting like those hos in that movie Carry.
"THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU! THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU!"
And the economy is the bloody vag int he shower room and they are screaming PLUG IT UP! PLUG IT UP!
And then they get all Carry at the dance when she starts murdering fools and yelling YOURE ALL GONNA DIE YOURE ALL GONNA DIE! Only she yells it with her EYES and her psycho powers.
And then Im all like, The movie Carry really can be used to describe lots of stuff in life...
(im fucking just playing around a bit)
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snowpiece!!! long time, yes i know! i have been hiding during the depression. the concentration camp is right around the corner!!!
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
dRc wow! hey there stranger!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
The C word : yes, my BF is from there and he's been scaring me lately with his dire predictions of how this could end up, we have ENUF to worry about these days!
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
My guess for #1 is Matt Damon. He and Asslick were always a littttle too close for comfort.
MMMMMMMM EEEEEEEEE!!! HELLO!!!!!
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
1. Def Travolta
2. Lohan and her dad
3. MK Olsen, you know she thinks her ass is fucking HUGE. Granted it's not what she's known for.
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ok, im still laughing about cock-hungry travolta and the combination of that dog is so funny!!
you know kfed's been tryin for that snatch ever since she looked normal again.
i think its kim k also, not j blow
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
Hairicane: I refuse to get crazy about it. The media and the politicians have a vested interest in scaring the bejesus out of the public. I (perhaps wrongly) think that there's still plenty of money here in NYC where I live, and that we can still get a little trickle-down. I think the rural areas will be hit a lot worse. I can pinch a penny until it screams, and I know how to live on a shoestring.
oh yeah, duh, I bet Stoney is right about that, phew, I knew KFed was better than that, lol
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo
Agree with all Michael K's guesses.
On another topic - IS ANYONE HERE CONCERNED ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION II??
Of course, but I come to Dlisted to escape from reality for a few minutes each day.
@M.E. and Nanoop:
Glad you liked it!
@Hairicane:
Very concerned and nervous about it...also concerned and nervous about growing tensions between Pakistan/Iran and the West.
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Submitted by Stoney on September 26, 2008 - 9:16am.
How does no one see that #2 is Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown?
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OY! Stoney is on the money.
I am such a dumb slut
*hanging my head in shame and consternation*
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#3 is Jessica biel she always talks about how she hates her ass.