Friday, September 26th 2008
I Miss The Red Lipstick
I never thought I would say that, but I do prefer Xtina's signature red lip grease than the hot pink diarrhea she's been wearing lately. Jem called and she wants her fucking lip color back.
You know, I don't mind the hair so much. She looks like a drag queen doing a low-rent impersonation of Lady GaGa, but it doesn't bother me as much as her fucking make-up. She needs an intervention! When you're getting your face painted at Maaco, it's to admit that you have a problem.
Here's more of Xtina looking like she pees standing up at a Rock the Vote event in Los Angeles last night.
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Christina can do whatever the hell she wants. If she were in a rock band, her tacky looks would be appreciated, but pop princesses are supposed to look like schoolgirls playing dress-up with stripper outfits. Not actual strippers.
And what's wrong with looking like Jem? I had a Jem doll and she was the coolest! Even though her feet could fit in Ken's shoes...uh oh, tranny radar's blinking...
Yay ~ comment 100!! Anyway, X~Tina looking even more cheap than usual...and I agree that she looked better with her pin~up style, her hair was gorgeous. I try to make mine look like that, lol
doesnt she have a husband? how can he let her be like this? he has to wake her up!
That's right, I want my lipstick back!
She looks like one of those blowup sex-dolls you find at the Hustler store in Hollywood.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I thought she was Brooke Hogan.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
She makes me sick...
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She looks like a blowup doll.
She's gorg.
Fuck yall!
She's such a biter...Lady Ga-Ga did this first and did it better!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
I like her 40's pin-up look better.
What's with the wig? Her post-pregnancy hair ought to be through shedding; she ought to have gotten a nice short pixie cut since they're in style now.
that look was inspired by the old ladies living in a senior citizens home in florida. no, i take that back, she is wearing the entire contents of the crusty make up drawer at grandma's house with the smelly twenty year old bottle of pancake makeup and an old lipstick that has lint fuzz all over it.
Miss Xtina without makeup....
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/11940/21_2007/aguilera-2.jpg
and this one
http://republika.pl/blog_nv_3221225/3517461/tr/christina_aguilera_no_mak...
LOVE ANDERSON
Yes you are!!! I thank you for getting Living La Vida Loca stuck in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
She looks like a garage sale blow up doll.
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Did I hear someone say ROCKY HORROR?
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Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch-me.
I want to be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIN.........
I'm so ghey today.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 2:59pm.
and bend your knees in time
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Someone in Christina camp that I know said Christina doesnt believe she's pretty. She's been told so many times when she was younger that she was "ugly" she believes it. (by the school bullys that slashed her mom's care tyres because Christina was mentioned in the local paper) Not even Jordan can convince her she's pretty. :0("
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Well if that's true that's sad. Did not know she had that going on.
Probably getting near her she smells like foundation, lipstick and her icky perfume (probably not though she seems too fake to wear her own perfume like fucking Wonky)...I'm not sure how Jordan stands it...probably cause she has big titties and that solves everything!
Your face!
If they make a Jem movie she is so fucking JEM!
Your face!
Could she look more like a tranny hooker these days? How many layers of lipstick does she have anyway? She's taking the whole retro 80s look way too seriously, even Madonna didn't look this bad in the 80s. She sort of reminds me of a certain look in the 80s, I'm forgetting who right now...I think it was one of Prince's crew that dressed like this...maybe Vanity or Sheila E.?
Your face!
Her new look sucks,she looks like an 80's hooker
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 2:51pm
Put your hands on your hips...
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
she looks like shes wearing that Sally Hansen spray on makeup. LOts of it. Here's her good deed PSA for rock the vote with Max, if you havent seen it. anyone been to this site yet?
http://www.yoozur.com/rockthevote/bin/Main.html#/video-553-Christina_Agu...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 26, 2008 - 2:27pm.
...And then a step to the right!
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Her makeup is, like, three dimensional...you know? Like little piles of make up on her eyes and her cheeks and her lips...
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Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
THAT's where my blow-up doll went to!
I still think she was hotter as a brunette.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 2:25pm
It's just a jump to the left.....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Sweet transvestite Dr. Frank-N-Furter!!!
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Jem is my name, no one else is the same. Jem is my name!
"Schulz-crest, out"
About the pic of her with no makeup, she's still wearing the damned colored contacts, and light makeup. I'd love to see her "naked", no contacts, no makeup at all. I'll be she looks so far removed from what media shows.
Hey, when she gets all pissy about being followed by the paps, she should just walk around 'clean', no one would know it's her!
Why is she copying Lady Gaga? If I were Lady Gaga I'd be pissed.
She looks fucking disgusting. What in the hell has happened to her? Just No No No!!!
She wears so much makeup, that in the pic where she's NOT wearing any, it still looks like she's wearing some. Most likely because she can't get it to all wash off. Ick. I wonder if she gets makeup on everything. Jordan probably gets sick of it.
Snow- do "they" get mad if you go off topic? Hey, I was at least talking about the hair! Looks like a wig to me! It's too perfect. I think I like the pink lips, but just because it's a change.
Off topic just because: I feel ugly today. That is all!
Submitted by _fail_ on September 26, 2008 - 6:20pm.
And she's not with her husband because?
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Jordan WAS there. Max was out home beening looked after by family.
http://www.aguileraworld.com/photogallery/displayimage.php?album=686&pos...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 26, 2008 - 6:29pm.
she looks great in the picture, DAE.
Does she think she is ugly? Why all the makeup?
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Someone in Christina camp that I know said Christina doesnt believe she's pretty. She's been told so many times when she was younger that she was "ugly" she believes it. (by the school bullys that slashed her mom's care tyres because Christina was mentioned in the local paper) Not even Jordan can convince her she's pretty. :0(
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
chick's got one BIG adam's apple...hmmmm
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 10:51am.
Okay this is getting weird. She looks better WITHOUT MAKEUP. Better!! She looks cute and very very young. Reminds me of Christina Applegate a bit.
What a shame that she feels the need to fuck up her face so badly.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by MtlMama on September 26, 2008 - 10:26am.
She reminds me of the Flintstones episode with "Sassy". The dog that Dino falls for, but he then sees her backstage removing her makeup, hair, lashes, everything.
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Beauty! I remember that ep perfectly!! Clearly instead of watching the flintstones every day at lunch for 4 years I should have been reading textbooks instead.
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 9:51am.
she looks great in the picture, DAE.
Does she think she is ugly? Why all the makeup?
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
JEM is truly outrageous....truly truly truly OUTRAGEAOUS...WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA JEM!! The music's contagious, OUTRAGEOUS...JEM is my name, no one else is the same. Jem is my name...JEM!
Wow...memories!!!
anywhore...the lipstick is awful...but i think she looks pretty good here. Maybe even dropped a few pounds.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
God, I miss Jem. Thanks for the trip down Memory Lane, MK!
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And she's not with her husband because?
What's that on her cheek?
Are drawn-on haematomas in no? Did I miss something?
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Lord, there's no safe placed to rest your eyes.
That ho has never looked anything but rough. She is indeed a tranny clown and has an awful lot of miles on her for 27. Make-up at Maaco - hah!
Me loves the boots.
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Submitted by TITS on September 26, 2008 - 5:36pm.
Any one have pics of her WITHOUT MAKEUP?
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*raises hand* *jumps up and down* I do! I do!
Christina, July 8th 2006
http://www.christina-crazy.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=407&pos=0
She's not even wearing lipstick.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~