It's Wino..... | Dlisted

This is the worst I've seen the Crackie of Camden look in a long ass time and that's saying A LOT! My neck is thicker than one of her thighs. Shit, I think my wrist is thicker than her thighs. Somebody please put her on the Michael K Diet Plan as soon as possible! Or check her into the nearest Hometown Buffet. Something!

Mitch Wino obviously doesn't give a fuck. He's too busy issuing statements, talking to the press, rubbing his fat ass belly and making himself famous. Wino should be handed over to Daddy Spears.

Wino ventured out of her crack den last night to perform at a charity event with her goddaughter, Dionne. No, Wino was not the charity case they were there to support. Wino was supposed to only provide back-up vocals for Dionne, but that's not what happened. A witness told the Daily Mail that Wino ended up jumping all over Dionne while she tried to sing. The witness said: "Amy didn’t really sing a single note — it sounded more like she was grunting down the mic.?

At the end of night, Wino tried to headbutt a photographer after he tried to take a picture of her. She then ran backstage in tears. The witness went on to say: "Amy collapsed backstage in tears. She kept saying, ‘Life can’t go on, I can’t do this’."

When Wino got home, she screamed at the paps as she stumbled into her house holding her crack hive up. I'm pretty sure her crack hive wears more than she does. And it also looks like one of her ballet slippers ran away. It couldn't stand this fuckery any longer.

Here's more of Wino earlier in the night at the charity event and then outside of her Camden crack den. I apologize for including the picture of her scratching (or fingering?) her crackey 'gina.

Wenn, Bauer Griffin, Splash

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Amy Winehouse

Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:11am.

I got to see her in concert in May 07 a lil after she married Blake and before she became a complete fuck up. Her voice and presence was captivating live. What a waste of life....anyhow...looks like shes been grating cheddar with her teeth...gross

Submitted by missy on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:10am.

addiction is absolute hell :(
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:10am.

What idiot made her a godmother? If I died, I wouldn't even want her taking care of my rabbit. Especially not my dog.

Submitted by Old sparky on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:08am.

Wasn't that the same little girl she was hanging out with one night?? Doesn't anyone wonder why a child would be allowed to interact with her when she's that cracked out? THINK, people. There's something off about the whole Amy Winehouse thing

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:07am.

Speakit i hope you have a good day too lady!

Every ho! have a good'in!

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:06am.

Submitted by LoLo on September 26, 2008 - 10:01am.
That smiley face bitch holding her up for that pose is proof positive that most people in the world dont give a fuck about anything but themselves.

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Submitted by Old sparky on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:06am.

That's not her you guys

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:05am.

She definitely breaks my heart when I see photos of her.

Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:04am.

I sometimes wish she were dead just so her fans don't have to watch Amy destroy herself.

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Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:02am.

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK. She needs to fucking help herself!!!!! I can't stand watching her self destruct anymore. Its just too sad.

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:01am.

Not good

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:01am.

NAST!
Amy is fine, everything is fine.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:01am.

That smiley face bitch holding her up for that pose is proof positive that most people in the world dont give a fuck about anything but themselves.

Look at all of the contrasts in each photo where she is made to pose.

Im not saying that any one but Amy could make Amy clean herself up, Im saying they had no reason in the world to have her out in public in that state.

Who the fuck is that woman? Who are the parents of this god child?

Why do I care? I have work to do.

Oh and for good measure id like to throw in
FUCK THE UN! FUCK THE UN TRAFFIC! FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT DIPLOMATS WHO ARENT SOLVING SHIT!
FUCK BUSH! FUCK WINOS MOM AND DAD! FUCK THE DIP SHITS NOT FIXING OUR OWN GOVERNMENT WHILE YOU PLAY TEA PARTY WITH THE UN YOU USELESS PIECES OF SHIT!

Thank you! Have a nice day!

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:00am.

Migraine Sally! Nice to see you on the boards!

On topic: Seriously, how can those toothpicks support her? Also, I agree w/ Clarisse. Those parents should be shot. If that were my child, she wouldn't even know who her godmother was.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:00am.

ewwwwwwwwwwww how can anyone let her touch them...

i'd be afraid to catch something!

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:00am.

Anyone who books her for shows should be forced to live with her for a few months.

I read this about her earlier (NS for those with extremely weak stomachs):
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/3am/2008/09/25/amy-winehouse-hit-with-hug...

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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 10:00am.

I have nephews around that little girl's age and there is no way in hell I would allow anyone in the state that Amy is in anywhere near them. Amy is obviously on her own when it comes to dealing with her "issues" because it appears that her friends, family and associates are to busy ringing the last little bit of money making life from her emaciated body before she kicks it.

Submitted by Cindyloo on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:58am.

I am amazed that she and Pete Doherty are still alive.

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Submitted by Mawy on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:58am.

How the heck can those people touch her and smile?!?!?! I wouldn't touch her with a ten inch pole! I'd be too scared of catching some flesh eating disease.
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Submitted by r5bales on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:57am.

Considering her general unkept appearance, I am impressed that she manages to always have her armpits shaved.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:55am.

Clarisse I know, 100%, they are so endangering their child so that she can get famous offa Wino.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:53am.

A) The parents of that child should be investigated for endangerment.

B) Amy Winehouse is already dead. THIS is just a crack fueled zombie. BRAIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSS!

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:53am.

Anna Nicole is saving her a seat on the 'whole world watched me kill myself' couch ........ Can't they admit her somewhere or something?

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:53am.

her dad prolly gave up, you can't make someone like that get help (like the song says) anyway, MK you have made me ROTFLMFAO twice today already, this post and the Michael K. diet which I missed the first time. I♥U
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:53am.

This shit isn't funny. She doesn't look like she's in any type of condition to leave the house. The people posing with her are all smiley, meanwhile she looks like she has one leg in the grave. If these people are close to her and care about, why don't they get her some FUCKING HELP???!!!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:51am.

Wow. Someone needs to step up here, if not her parents someone who is involved in her career?

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Submitted by sherrz like whoa on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 9:51am.

Someone needs to HELP her, she'd be so talented if she wasn't so fucked up on drugs. I was just wondering yesterday where she's been, and what the fuck is it with her always beating up the paps?