Woomanizah!!!
Brit Brit's new song "Womanizer" is here. I know. Couldn't you just poop? I'm sure you've already listened to it 10,000 times, made it your ring tone, choreographed your own dance to it and learned how to play it on your kazoo.
I'm not really addicted to this shit, but I think that's just my subconscious preparing me for the millions upon millions of times I'm going to be forced to listen to this song. I'm going to hear it blasting from a Toyota Tercel while I walk down the street. I'm going to hear it when I'm buying laxatives at Rite-Aid. EVERYWHERE.
While listening to the song, picture Brit Brit dancing around with Chester Cheetah like Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat. I can totally imagine Brit Brit chasing Chester around, catching him "womanizing" on her with the Utz Girl and Little Debbie. Those two are SLUTS. "Don't you be woominizin' on me, Chestah!"
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i actually like it very much much but ditto about the froggy voice
Everyone knows I'm a Britney Jean Spears fan.. and this song will be no exception.. :) I like it lol
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
This doesn't sound like Brit Brit, it sounds like Detroit Grand Poobahs.
Womanizah on the dehnce floah, we can make saaandwichezzz
I'm gonna turn tricks in Starbuck's bathroom.
Mr Anonymous
LOL!!! You're ridiculous!
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Miss Priss: ROFLMAO @ "you people"! My Nana used to say that all the time when she disagreed w/ someone. You just brought back some happy memories!
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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 7:56am.
Submitted by Mr Anonymous on September 26, 2008 - 8:52am.
turn tricks in an alley?
I'll have you know, I have a perfectly good pee stained mattress on the floor.
ppffftt.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Mr Anonymous on September 26, 2008 - 8:52am.
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That's right! If you don't like this song, you are nothing but a hooker! That makes no sense.. but hey! At least we'll all be getting some secks.
Good Morning all!!
UGH
Double UGHHHH
That's what you people call "music"?!?!(you know who "you people" are....)
And it's got NOTHING to do with the fact that I hate Shitney. All judgement aside, this is fucking CRAP. Go away Shit Shit!!
PS: She will prob. win a fucking Grammy for this.
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Rhianna rip-off with a touch of cat in heat. Yawn.
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
Why waste her time trying to get her kids back when she can waste time putting out another lame, over processed album?
I realize I'm old and shit but come on. Chanting "womanizer" and having them speed up her voice so she sounds like a chipmunk on ritalin is not singing.
I love it! I can't stop listening to it!! Britney and chester would be such a dynamic duo! Hot, but not as hot as MK. He had me since the Hottie aka Schatar interview. To all the haters do yourselves a favor and go turn a trick in a dark ally somewhere.
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See the thing is I don't like that song, yet I bet in two months I will find myself singing along...against my own fucking will.
eh, i'm underwhelmed....
y tu mama tambien!
Sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks went disco.
Submitted by Jenna K on September 26, 2008 - 8:40am.
Eh, it's okay.
That said . . . I buy all her albums. I do! And I'll keep doing it!
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And then PLEASE! go donate that same amount to your local school board. kthnxbye:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
I got through the first 35 seconds without dry heaving. I think I deserve a cookie.
Submitted by Jenna K on September 26, 2008 - 8:40am.
I buy all her albums. I do! And I'll keep doing it!
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Somebody's gotta pay for her weave!
That didn't even sound like her and it's STILL crap.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
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Eh, it's okay.
That said . . . I buy all her albums. I do! And I'll keep doing it!
She should've taken a break instead...forever
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That's the melody to funky town!
Time to go cuntry, Brit!
" I have my cheetooooos, and I have my fraaaappppp.
I ain't got no maaaaaaan. Where my babies aaaaaat?"
The kids and I are on a mission today to find out which Beyonce song this is supposed to be a low-rent version.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Chris E: Did you watch last night? What did you think? I'm loving Castiel!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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That gave me a headache
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That's the melody to funky town!
to the right, to the right:)
say what u will but....them shits is the shits....you know u will be dancin to thems in oct's,woahman-iz-er''''
There's potential but then, I absolutely LOVED Blackout - couldn't help it~ (only BS album I have, BTW!)
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I feel like I'm listening to the Mini-pops.
Never been a fan - too nasally - and this song won't change things.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
God the fucking Koreans are going to love this shit. And they just stopped playing Soulja Boy every fifteen goddamned minutes in bars. Fuck!
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That's *Hedley*!
alvin and the chipmunks are gonna kick her ass.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
On the verse parts it doesn't even SOUND like Britney. Who the hell is that? Or is that a result of the smoking?
And yeah, the best they could come up with for her big comeback was a mash up of songs from her last album. Ugh.
And stop calling it "fresh" and "new". This is the same shit Christina is doing with her new song, so fresh and new it is not.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 26, 2008 - 8:24am.
Okay, I made it to 1:08.
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ha! I made it to 1:06. NOT CATCHY AT ALL, and I do think some of her songs have been.
Oh my ears. That was horrible. Why can't this skank just give it up and go away?
What garbage. Who's gonna buy this crap? Millions of dumbass Americans, that's who. And I'm an American, so shhh it.
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it's catchy. i love it.
nice. just great. thats all i need while i am sitting here nursing the last of my beer chasers. damn. i drank way too much last nite. woke up at 4 am.....waited til 4 2o to actually get out of bed. damit. well brit looks good at least. *walks to freezer. nice. still voddie left.*
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
I know I am going to reamed for saying this but I actually like it.
Okay, I made it to 1:08. She sounds more & more like a nasal Munchkin to me.
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This is the worst shit ever! Sounds like a chant i made up in high school barf
Why does she insist on 'singing' in that froggy voice???
Total crap.