Woomanizah!!!
Brit Brit's new song "Womanizer" is here. I know. Couldn't you just poop? I'm sure you've already listened to it 10,000 times, made it your ring tone, choreographed your own dance to it and learned how to play it on your kazoo.
I'm not really addicted to this shit, but I think that's just my subconscious preparing me for the millions upon millions of times I'm going to be forced to listen to this song. I'm going to hear it blasting from a Toyota Tercel while I walk down the street. I'm going to hear it when I'm buying laxatives at Rite-Aid. EVERYWHERE.
While listening to the song, picture Brit Brit dancing around with Chester Cheetah like Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat. I can totally imagine Brit Brit chasing Chester around, catching him "womanizing" on her with the Utz Girl and Little Debbie. Those two are SLUTS. "Don't you be woominizin' on me, Chestah!"
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Submitted by piedlourde on September 26, 2008 - 8:53am.
Rhianna rip-off with a touch of cat in heat. Yawn.
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Yeah - as I was wheeling just now I thought: Wait! It's not even BEYONCE! It's fucking Rihanna! Now can you tell me what song it is?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 26, 2008 - 9:32am.
When I listen to Britney, I can't help but be reminded of the works of Virgina Woolf.
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O really? Cuz she reminds me of Emily Dickinson.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Hmm, that's funny, this sounds alot like the same sh** song Christina A just put out...that Superwoman song or something. Either way...they both suck and need to go back to the studio and try again.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I made it to 1:12. Forgot what it sounded like as soon as I stopped listening, that's how memorable Shitney's "music" has become. On the plus side however, this song will never become a karaoke standard like "I Will Survive". Admit it...you know ALL the words to that lil' slice of musical drama.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I was unable to listen to more than 20 seconds of it. Horrible. Poor man's version of Rihanna, and that's not saying much.
Britney sweetie, just stay at home and roll around in your millions like a pig in shit. You'll be happier and so will we.
This is retarded.
It makes me want to compulsively clear my throat.
Does she have polyps or something?
FTB
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
MK said poop. So there, poo-haters.
A car crash between Madonna trying to be Ali Goldfrapp and Gwen Stefani
Very, very BAD. Excruciatingly BAD.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 26, 2008 - 7:29am.
One word answer: Madonna
Take it for what it is, not what it's not. Manage your expectations of pop and you won't be dissapointed.
1.) This song seems like it would be hard to memorize
2.) Extra syllables in songs are all the rage now. Did the umbrella songwriter write this?
3.) Liked it better than Piece of Me (Yuck) and Gimme More, but maybe not as much as Break the Ice
4.) The verses reminded me of musicals based on the early 20th century.
5.) Nice and upbeat pop.
wow. that was quite a great song. i think im going to pray that i never hear that again.
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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!
How did pop music go from The Beatles to this?
My vagina makes better "music" then this. Go take care of your damn kids Brit.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 26, 2008 - 10:56am.
Nooooooooo YOU is funny! :)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
i dont think its her.....
Lolo: Desperate House Pig, tee-hee, giggle. You is funny.
MK's reference to the Utz girl leads me to believe he has started watching his Netflix DVDs of MAD MEN.
On topic: I can't listen to this, because I have too much respect for my ears, and I am listening to Elvis Costello right now.
Is this the new song for a Desperate House Pig commercial?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
is Suri singing thi shit? cause it totally sounds like a robot
Who am i to judge a piece of shit wrapped in a layer of phlegm disguised as song.
Submitted by Tristram on September 26, 2008 - 2:56am.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 26, 2008 - 6:53am.
Did someone just compare this horrendous shit to Pink Floyd?!
I had to re-read that, too, but the big words gave me a headache.
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Um, same here. Pink Floyd should not be mentioned when the topic is Britney and her "music"
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
well, it's a crappy song.
I made it to 57 seconds.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 26, 2008 - 6:53am.
Did someone just compare this horrendous shit to Pink Floyd?!
I had to re-read that, too, but the big words gave me a headache.
What the hell is that one note she's singing?It's creepy.
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"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEEEEEEZY!
I like it a little bit, but I'm still not convinced that Brit's truly back..
That being said, I'll still get her CD.
Did someone just compare this horrendous shit to Pink Floyd?! I'm getting old so maybe my reading comprehension skills aren't that good anymore.
Submitted by Violet on September 26, 2008 - 8:38am.
it sounds like that 70's song, "So happy together"
your avvie!
Francis, who would only eat bread and jam!
"happy memories"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I am unable to listen to this amount craptasticness, I have a quota and if I go over it, my brain gets itchy.
HAPPY FRIDAY YOU MOST FABULOUS FAKE HWORE FRIENDS!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Unlistenable.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 26, 2008 - 9:40am.
In a similar vein Britney's failure to reproduce these songs in front of a live studio audience does not damage her reputation as a Creator.
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Sure it does. Because hers isn't the only hand in her 'creations'. She's little more than a bronzed statue of Brahma. Idolized, but not the true creator.
Sorry, in my excitement, I forgot to ask whether Brahma's failure to create the stick was a smear against the fact that it was he who created the land, the seas and the animals that reside within our world?
In a similar vein Britney's failure to reproduce these songs in front of a live studio audience does not damage her reputation as a Creator.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
it sounds like that 70's song, "So happy together"
The song was ok, but I enjoy her music so I will buy her CD.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
@Ziggy
I don't like Pink Floyd either.
I like your posts but sometimes they make me feel like I'm on drugs.
i hope it's a grower!! i instantly loved gimme more and piece of me!
This is an astonishing accomplishment.
I consider myself to be extrememly lucky to have my consciousness flash through the darkness at the same time as Britney Spears is working.
When I listen to Britney, I can't help but be reminded of the works of Virgina Woolf. Although I find Woolf's prose to be rather wrought and overbearing, A Room of One's Own is a call to the feminine that few have met. Perhaps more saddening, even fewer have answered - but this does not apply to American Superstar Britney Spears who most will not be ignored such as Shakespear's sister was in Woolf's essay.
I find the comments of vocal distortion to be a stark reminder of the puritanical pretension that has long plagued the popular arts. How strange that Pink Floyd are commonly referred to as collective genius, and yet their music amounts to no more than RD-D2 bleeps and bloops with some mindless babble over the top. Similar technical manipulation is displayed with this track, and yet only one artist is reprimanded.
Mrs. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, Britney Spears.
Bah!
Only a fool would seek to discover a single source of any action or representation.
Remember the shame of Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva when they were boasting of their great powers, only to be challenged by a small boy. The reason why Brahma could not create the stick, is the same reason that Vishnu could not sustain the stick, nor Shiva dissolve the stick.
All of these individual acts of magnificence are hollow on their own, and to ignore their inter-reliance is mere folly.
If we extend this reference to Hindu Cosmology, then I suppose that we could compare D-Listed.com to the Serpent that sat upon the pre-Creation lake, Michael K to the silent and contented Vishnu, and this post to the lotus flower from which Brahma the Creator was born.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by Ellie May on September 26, 2008 - 9:16am.
Isn't the beginning the DR WHO theme?
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LOL, that's what I thought too!
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
LUV it! I don't care if Britney is a hillbilly she is rockin' it with her new tunes!
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I will not listen to it. I figure I will save my ears until I am forced to listen to it while shopping at Macy's or somewhere.
Submitted by Effin Bean on September 26, 2008 - 9:11am.
Just curious.. how did this turn into Kfed and Britney being a mother?
"Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!" ~
Isn't the beginning the DR WHO theme?
Dramaqueen
lol
Glad I can bring someone happy memories~
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Can't wait to see Weezer Next Week~~~
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 26, 2008 - 7:58am.
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Submitted by Mr Anonymous on September 26, 2008 - 8:52am.
turn tricks in an alley?
I'll have you know, I have a perfectly good pee stained mattress on the floor.
ppffftt.
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Ha ha ha! You're a classy broad!
Really? Is this what "music" has come to? Brit, let it go. KFed isn't coming back. He spread his seed and is on to the next hoochie. Try not to get so dickmatized next time and then blame it on the guy being a womanizer. If you stepped out of your amphetamine-cheeto stupor, you would have seen long ago that you were being used. Smarten up. You're an adult now, and a MOTHER.
I love it
Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 8:05am.
I'm gonna turn tricks in Starbuck's bathroom.
fine but you fucking stay out of mah burger king.
on topic, she sux.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
they're using that voice manipulator crap. it makes the voice vibrate, a lot of male r & b vocal artists use it.
i was waiting for the song to start, the whole song is a chorus. what's wrong with song with lyrics these days?
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