Woomanizah!!!

Honestly, why do people like Britney? She isn't talented in the least and all of her songs sound the same. Bitch needs to take a long vacation.

I thought her people said that she wanted to distance herself from "Blackout" in every way. If that's the case then why release a single that sounds like something from that CD?

By the way, this tuneless dial-tone makes "Piece Of Me" seem like "Hey Jude" in comparison.

Hmmm.. craptastic.

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I POOP RAINBOWS

this sucks and has the same beat of Christina Aguilera new song

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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"

All her songs sound the same! She could never sing, but now she really can't sing!

OMG. Who are the dickheads that keep telling Britney she's talented and producing this SHIT? ugh
I wish all of these fucktards would drive off of a big cliff together.

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RIMADYL KILLS

i couldn't listen to it. i had to shut it off.
shitty.

Very generic, sounds like several songs.

First thing I thought of was it was a lesser rehash of "Gimme More" in the chorus and sounds like Rihanna/Katy Perry with its Gary Glitter (ewww) beat, which also means it sounds like her "Ooh Ooh Baby" - the verses are near identical (and that itself sounded like The Turtles "Happy Together"). Also reminded me of "Radar" and thus the new Aguilera single. So pretty uninspired to say the least, beyond spotting which songs it ripped off.

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Sorry if this has been posted already but here are the lyrics, you can know all sing along!
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Honestly? It sounds like she had a breakthrough in therapy. A pea-brained breakthrough...but still.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Her voice sounds so robotic. There is nothing new, different, or creative about this song. Its a weak first single and its pretty crappy too.

Sounds like every Britney song. How many times does she have to repeat everything?

I don't really care for it but I said the same thing about that damn "Gimme More" song but then I heard a MILLION f-cking times and now I like it.

It's like mind control. There are a few songs I've hated but then you hear them over and over and over again and you like them. It's wrong.

Ugh, I don't want to even hear it actually. It looks pretty bad and an horribly obvious song! It's probably only a computer generated voice and not actually Britney singing...

Your face!

Over processed vocals. Doesn't even sound human anymore. It disturbs my brain and literally hurts my ears.

Her 'normal' voice isn't that bad that they should need to change it this much. Mind you I do hate that breathy sexy baby shit she does so much.

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

wow, that song is DEEP.
*rolls eyes*
sadly, I can imagine it growing on me....

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'Son, do you know what I was stopping you for?
well, you was doing 55 in the 54....'
-Jay-Z "99 Problems"

Sorry if this has been posted already but here are the lyrics, you can know all sing along!

Superstar
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Gotta clue, what you’re doing?
You can play brand new to all the other chicks out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the puppets with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer, you’re a Womanizer
Oh, Womanizer, oh you’re a Womanizer, baby
You-you-you are
You-you-you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
(spoken) “You got me goin’
You’re oh so charmin’
But I can’t do it
You Womanizer”

Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
(spoken) “You say I’m crazy
I got you’re crazy
You’re nothin’ but a
Womanizer”

Daddy-O
You got the swagger of champions
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, but that's who you are, baby

Lollipop
Must mistake me as a sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you wanna
But no way I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby

Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer, you’re a Womanizer
Oh, Womanizer, oh you’re a Womanizer, baby
You-you-you are
You-you-you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
(spoken) “You got me goin’
You’re oh so charmin’
But I can’t do it
You Womanizer”

Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
(spoken) “You say I’m crazy
I got you’re crazy
You’re nothin’ but a
Womanizer”

Maybe if we both lived in a different world
It would be all good, and maybe I could be ya girl
But I can't 'cause we don't

You…

Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer, you’re a Womanizer
Oh, Womanizer, oh you’re a Womanizer, baby
You-you-you are
You-you-you are
Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer

Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
(spoken) “You got me goin’
You’re oh so charmin’
But I can’t do it
You Womanizer”

Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
(spoken) “You say I’m crazy
I got you’re crazy
You’re nothin’ but a
Womanizer”
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah
Boy, don't try to front
I-I know just-just what you are, ah, ah

Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer, you’re a Womanizer
Oh, Womanizer, oh you’re a Womanizer, baby

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

Angel,

I am a redneck from AB but I do find the longer I am out here the more my inner hippy is released. I'm starting to get worried!

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 26, 2008 - 2:22pm.

Submitted by GlitterSha on September 26, 2008 - 6:15pm.
why is she singing in British?

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That wasn't British.

That was __LongTerm__ ish.
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I thought it was pretty "smokershackerish", myself.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 26, 2008 - 2:20pm.

Angel,

Don't give Starfucks your money, support a local java house.
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LOL! HOW East End BC of you!!!

My affinity for Starbucks STARTED over there. We didn't even have it here when I left. I was hanging at this studio around the corner from a Starbucks and we used to joke that they were just like the dealers cuz that first one is always free...(and it was for some reason but I think that's early Starbuck's marketing)....We had them when I got back tho and THANK GAWD! Cuz I was worried!

Seriously, tho - I do love their coffee so I have a deal with myself now. I only go there a couple of times a week (and I don't buy fancy stuff - just coffee) - and I buy my grounds locally and make it here:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

no fucking way.
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"If i hear one more a-hole who knows nothing about economics say something they think is fucking clever about the number 1 billion relating to jesus ima fuck a mother fucker up!" Lo

Submitted by GlitterSha on September 26, 2008 - 6:15pm.
why is she singing in British?

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That wasn't British.

That was imafuckedupcuntandicantevenlookaftermyselfletalonemytwofuckingmistakesgodineedtodiealreadytheworldwouldbeabetterplacewithme ish.

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

Angel,

Don't give Starfucks your money, support a local java house.

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 2:16pm.

Angel, I would've donated money to schools but I spent it on cheetos. :(

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It's ok, hun - I spent mine at Starbucks:(

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Angel, I would've donated money to schools but I spent it on cheetos. :(

PS. You should give that cookie to Britney cuz she says "Womanizer" a whole lot more than three times on that track.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Submitted by Dea on September 26, 2008 - 11:50am.

Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 26, 2008 - 11:34am.

see, i love brit, and i´m gonna buy her album anyway.
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And then PLEASE! Donate the same amount to your local library. kthnxbi:)

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i see it´s the third time you write this to 3 different people, so, there, i noticed you. happy? good. here´s a cookie.
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Actually, I don't want your stupid cookie. I want you to spend your money on something besides that floozy. And apparently I was right about donating to schools because YOU can't even count to three.

It was two. You were the second.

So there.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

First of all I never look to Brit as an artist of enlightment.
I like her stuff simply because it's dancy and fun. I gotta say I'm digging this a little campy and bouncy all at once. The same I can say for Madonna I don't go to her to find meaning in her music I just wanna dance to some fun shit.
Glad to see Brit Brit is getting back to reality again instead of doing her world tour of public bathrooms barefoot...

http://www.myspace.com/fashionputtana

I would drink Chris Cornell's bath water.

psl - thats awesome!! house of blues is a great place to see shows.. love the smaller venues :)

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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

RE:Submitted by Gry on September 26, 2008 - 12:15pm.

I bet she she shows up at the studio and her "vocals" for the entire album are recorded in the stretch of a half hour. The brunt of this ditty is so reliant on audio wizardry just to make her sound like a passable phone sex operator. With all the advanced computer technology that's used now, I think producers should just give up the pretense and start creating pop stars via CGI. In the end, it's less work.
-----Or maybe they should let talented people do their jobs...Maybe people should buy music because it's good and not because they are brainwashed to buy crap. It would be a lot easier for things not to suck if all the hoes got their pink slips
If you can't sing then don't (Britney) (Kanye)(the list goes on)

I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 26, 2008 - 10:17am.

we need some Depends over in Aisle 6 please.

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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!

speaking of LIVE music, my friend just got us pre-sell tix for CHRIS CORNELL at the House of Blues of the end of October!

I'm so excited, I could cry! Or piss my pants!

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'Son, do you know what I was stopping you for?
well, you was doing 55 in the 54....'
-Jay-Z "99 Problems"

Hated it
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.

Mrs. K speaks the truth. Listen up!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

LIVE MUSIC IS BEST!!!!!

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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!

why is she singing in British?

"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"

If she's as good at spotting a womanizer as she claims in the song, why the fuck did she marry KFed and pop out his squirts?

And I could be wrong, but is a synthesizer the only "instrument" featured on the entire abominable track?

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Oh. Good. Lord. NO!

At the end of the day all you have is a digitally altered voice, of course you can make shit sound good with that type of equipment. She has NO FUCKING VOICE. There's no talent hear, what is the big deal. Over and done, NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

couldn't do it. I hope they aren't playing that fucking song on the radio here..over and over again

This is shit. The last album, that I hated, was better. She sounds like she's talking in Paris Hilton's grown up voice on the main vocals. Really, she's sober now so what the hell???

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Kiss Kiss, BetterThanYoMama

"I like your posts but sometimes they make me feel like I'm on drugs." - by speakit on September 26, 2008

woo woo ! the song is shit and i like it!!!!!!!!!!!go britney!

I bet she she shows up at the studio and her "vocals" for the entire album are recorded in the stretch of a half hour. The brunt of this ditty is so reliant on audio wizardry just to make her sound like a passable phone sex operator. With all the advanced computer technology that's used now, I think producers should just give up the pretense and start creating pop stars via CGI. In the end, it's less work.

1. Sounds just like all her other songs

2. STOP SAYING "WOMANIXER!!" Fuck that all the chours was. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

3. Doesn't even sound like the voice they normally use for her.

~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~

made it to 56 seconds that was about it.

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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.

Submitted by angel_i on September 26, 2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 26, 2008 - 11:34am.

see, i love brit, and i´m gonna buy her album anyway.
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And then PLEASE! Donate the same amount to your local library. kthnxbi:)

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i see it´s the third time you write this to 3 different people, so, there, i noticed you. happy? good. here´s a cookie.

**whatever**

The begining reminded me of that Adam Levine/RiRi song.

I couldn't handle more than 30 seconds of that fuckery. I hate songs that repeat the same GD thing over and over and over.

Plus, her voice is synthesized beyond all hell.

Submitted by Dea on September 26, 2008 - 11:34am.

see, i love brit, and i´m gonna buy her album anyway.
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And then PLEASE! Donate the same amount to your local library. kthnxbi:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Songs that are repetitive and simple succeed alone based on the fact that people can easily remember the lyrics and tune, so at this point they have already won. This is a song that will get stuck in your head and ultimately force yourself into liking it because you have no choice, so I will pass on this disaster and not press play.What a cheap,lazy ploy but not surprising for a laxatives diet plan, baby ditching whore.

see, i love brit, and i´m gonna buy her album anyway. but, really... WTF?! there´s a song in blackout that sounds just the same. it´s called OOH OOH, BABY!

**whatever**

Wow. Is there a point to this? (I forced myself to listen to most of it. Egads.)

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I'm covered in BEEEEES!