Friday, September 26th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Punk Rock Turtle from Australia! This hot slut was found swimming in the Mary River with a green mohawk on his turtle head. It's actually just algae, but he's still the baddest bitch in Australia. I bet you this is what Brit's head looks like without the weave.



Posted by: Michael K


speakit's picture

I cannot believe I am the first Aussie on here to let you know that it's the 'Murray' river...not the 'Mary' river...regardless, it's still f-ed up that the proliferation of algae caused by the over-use of fertilisers is causing this sh*t to happen to our native wildlife...

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 26, 2008 - 8:02am.

LOLs!

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Oh, that can't be healthy.

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TITS's picture

Comment from the Daily Mail article:
Gosh, looks just like my little brother!

- Sara, Indiana, USA, 26/9/2008 14:06

~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck. And sucking all the fluid from its beak. - Bernard & Manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

stake_spike's picture

That turtle is creeping me out. He doesn't look like your every run of the mill cute turtle. Why don't they take the algae off of him? I can't imagine that's healthy.

Aphid's picture

He has a green tear coming out of one eye. That means he killed another turtle.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Sanjaya!

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BlissBoo's picture

It's Godzilla y'all.

MargeAggedon's picture

Camouflage... ur doin' it right.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Euphoria's picture

He would probably bite the shit outta me, but I want him!

Hysteria's picture

holy christ. that can't be real. looks like a Chia pet attached to a horrible bat hand

dRc's picture

That is totally sweet!!! I think I'm gonna dye my hair green in honor of this hot slut!!

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"I still miss her creepy ass husband. Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I think of him getting bitten in the foot by a komodo dragon. That's funny shit. Bitten by a komodo dragon!" MK 4/7 HAHA HILARIOUS!

Tristram's picture

My tongue looks like that.

Punk Rock Turtle is HOT! Maddox is gonna be so jealous of that hairdo.

speakit's picture

That's a fauxhawk. Poseur.

soul's picture

the green really makes his eyes POP. :)

(and I thought ourKansas snapping turtles were badA)

~~Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders/Making the Team 3-
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FatMartha's picture

PRT FOR HSOTY!!!

God he's hot.
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 26, 2008 - 9:10am.
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Dont know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by cos i

I wanna be anarchy !

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You took the words right outta my mouth. The Anarchy Turtle.

http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

Athina's picture

Holy Crap! This is Hot Slut of the Year material!!
I love PRT---even more than I love Spaghetti cat. PRT made my day.

Clarisse's picture

I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Dont know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by cos i

I wanna be anarchy !

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I'm going through the change, right? -MK

KD's picture

Ok, who's going to be the one to run through the streets screaming about the effects of Global Warming here?

Vabrownid1's picture

Wonder if that would grow on my husbands head?

Vabrownid1's picture

I bet she has spent most of her life hiding from the other turtles not knowing how cool she really is!

speakit's picture

Submitted by Flatsy on September 26, 2008 - 8:46am.

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LOL! what a tramp. Hey betch, wear some panties. No one wants to see your cloaca.

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Submitted by speakit on September 26, 2008 - 9:05am.

colored contacts. *rolls eyes* Turtles are such attn hors. :P

Quick, somebody call Gaycrest at E. She needs her own show.
She's rockin a weave, colored contacts and press-on nails.

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She's flat and that's that!

angel_i's picture

Dude. I'm SO in love!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

RollinStoned's picture

Awesome!

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That's the melody to funky town!

KD's picture

That is awesome. The little horns on his chin totally make the image.

The C word's picture

Holy shit - a HSOTD who isn't on a reality show!

Loves it!

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Submitted by Flatsy on September 26, 2008 - 8:33am.

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colored contacts. *rolls eyes* Turtles are such attn hors. :P

Flatsy's picture

Crazy bitch has 2 different colored eyes.
I luv this hot slut.

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She's flat and that's that!

speakit's picture

Now THAT'S a HOT SLUT!!

luffs it! But they're endangered. :(

ImpertinentVixen's picture

This bitch will cut you.

lizzieb's picture

Are you sure this isn't Sunday Roast before she swam into her incubator? Explains why they keep her under wraps.
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Mawy's picture

hahaha, thats so cute!

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