Thursday, September 25th 2008

Gayken Is Kind Of Likeable.....


Clay Gayken looks like a 40-something gayelle with an extensive collection of holiday sweaters and ceramic ducks, but he's kind of likeable. Gayken gave an interview to Diane Sawyer (who talks like she's on ludes and wine) about the whole gay thing. The singing at the beginning made my ears twitch, but I wasn't completely annoyed with the rest of the interview. I would never EVER hit it, but I'd share a big dick with him. FUCK. I swear, I'm not turning into a Claymate! NO.

If you ever see a post on here with the title "Yes, I'm a Claymate," immediately throw my ass into the crazy house before I completely become a mom jeans wearing maniac!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 7:43pm.
I remember vaguely, something about him acting like a diva when he was on Broadway. Does anyone else remember? I was kinda surprised by that.
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Oooh, and even before that, there was something about him throwing a hissy fit on a plane...Yeah, total diva...

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I'm sure there were plenty of Claymates who borrowed their emo kids' razor blades to cut themselves over the last few days. Just wait until Manilow comes out... I wonder what flavor of Kool Aid the Fanilows will use.

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I like him now. He handled that nicely. I am now a Claymate and proud of it! SO eat shit whoever does not like it!

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FUCK HIM!

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MK, are you snooping on my computer or in my mind or something? Cos I was thinking the same thing... like, still 'ewww', but, he seems ok now. not so fake gay-ey. more subdued now that he doesnt have to send subliminal (HA!) messages whilst pretending to be straight.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on September 25, 2008 - 8:32pm.

Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 8:25pm.

@Angel_i

Saucy earings. I am enjoying the *looking up.. tring not to loose composure* while balancing the tiara on her head ensemble.
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Actually, I'm mean. She's crying! Poor thing.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by black widow on September 25, 2008 - 8:42pm.

good for him. he came across as rational, intelligent, self-deprecating and definitely likeable in that interview. i've never given him, his gayness or his music a second thought until this week, but i was really impressed with how he handled himself.

I had never heard him sing or speak before viewing this clip, but I thought he handled himself very well. (The singing was unfortunate.)

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I think living in NY was an eye opener for him.
I was never a Claymate, but always found him clever.
Go Clay -

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I remember vaguely, something about him acting like a diva when he was on Broadway. Does anyone else remember? I was kinda surprised by that.

I never disliked or liked him. Def don't like his voice or music though.

good for him. he came across as rational, intelligent, self-deprecating and definitely likeable in that interview. i've never given him, his gayness or his music a second thought until this week, but i was really impressed with how he handled himself.

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I'm glad you sluts are coming over to the dark side. Clay's always been funny, glad you're seeing it now. For the record, I've never thought he was straight and cannot understand how anyone couldn't see that he's gay.

MK, I think you'd hit it.

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I'm a little concerned since Clayken is now officially "out" that the next time we see him he'll look something like this:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/26848

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Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 8:25pm.

@Angel_i

Saucy earings. I am enjoying the *looking up.. tring not to loose composure* while balancing the tiara on her head ensemble.

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He does seem likeable. I hope his Claymates (ew) stick with him.

http://www.modegreen.com/

I have never been a ClayManiac and I think while he can sing, the music is pollution.
But I do think as an individual he is a sweet, extremely sincere, and responsible man. He's a special ed teacher too, so yeah, of course he's accepts diversity in people, especially children. Yay for Clay!

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Submitted by MyTwoCents & TITS:

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O good! You CAN see it!

I just didn't put all my love into it, it's true...mebbe I find a better head pic, something more I can work with...hmmm...

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

Submitted by Albatross on September 25, 2008 - 6:14pm.

Damn, Diane really wanted a sob story, and she was disappointed that she didn't get it! LOL

I agree...she was trying to make it so serious and he just kept giggling like a school girl...

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@Tits-
Good stuff. Thanks for the tips:)

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Submitted by tangerine on September 25, 2008 - 6:03pm.

Glad you like it!

Adblocker has totally changed my internet experience.

fyi you can right click and choose adblock image for ones that get missed, and the lovely clear 'block' tag on swf shit. You can also download filters.

loves it.

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I still thinks its hysterical his fans didn't see this coming. But, I do find that accent quite endearing. Having said that, um... er... can't think of bad thing to say either.

OH! I know. I'd rather watch MK sharing dicks with Clayken that listen to him sing. There.

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@Tits-
I heard you mention that before a while ago so I downloaded it and it is pretty cool. So now I have no idea what the American Apparel ads are anymore, which I consider a good thing.

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can we crack jokes on the fugly baby then...LOL

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I still say he's just going through a "Hollywood phase"...Yeah, he caught a gay Hollywood viral bug, but beating him over the head with a Bible and rubbing some middle aged, Christian 'gina juices in his face will cure him...and cure him good...Oh, and he needs to ask Jebus and Cheesus for forgibness....Then, he will be back to the virile, sexy hunk of a pussy hunter he once was...Trust...

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I've always like Clay. He looked supremely uncomfortable when he was trying to appear non-gay after Idol. He is obviously more at ease now. I think he just wants to sing.

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Male Claymates rejoice!
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Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 5:30pm.

@TITS: How about now?
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choice! pshop is a heady drug isn't it?

no belly ring? no tats? no acne? pfft

:D

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@angel

Love what you've done with the VonTeeze. She looks hot/mall ratty.

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His kid has freakishly long arms, which pisses me and my T-Rex sized arms off!
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@TITS: How about now?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 5:01pm.

@TITS:

THE AVVIE, BITCH!
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OoooooOOOoooh. Adblocker kept blocking that image - must think it's an advertisement.

Huh? I'm going to play the stunned bunny card on this one. That doesn't look like marilyns ex - is it you? Why don't your earrings match, is that some hidden code message like the gay handkerchief thing?

Fuck me with a swizel stick there sure are a LOT of ads on this site!!

If anyone wants to get rid of all the ads and flashy shit get firefox and download the adblocker plus extension.

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@TITS:

THE AVVIE, BITCH!

:)

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

I'm a claymate!!,

there I've said, my own coming out,

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Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 4:56pm.

TITS:

Hey! Didja get to see Dita or what?!?
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que?

I'm just waiting on the wry hippys to come and protest a tree being cut down on my street.

Do you think she'll show up in a corset and a big martini glass or something? Mostly we just get people in bear costumes. A stripper would just get the oldies all over-excited and testy.

srsly no idea what you mean.

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Why is it that you stick a kid in the picture and all of the sudden they are nice? Give me a fucking break, brat or no brat he is a twat.

http://www.aamyko.com

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TITS:

Hey! Didja get to see Dita or what?!?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 3:53pm.

Because you were the 'ho', right?
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SNORT!
well, I am a ho, just not the ho that picked out the restaurant.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 4:42pm.

Yesterday I went out to lunch with some girls from work and I asked them "Which one of you hos picked this place out?"
They all laughed uncomfortably.
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Because you were the 'ho', right?

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I only know him from gossip columns but how ppl thought he was straight is beyond me!

Great accent but the hair needs help.

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MK! You're Claymate on our slutty asses!

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Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 6:32pm.

Submitted by paris herpes on September 25, 2008 - 3:56pm.

My bf asked about Clay coming out (it was breaking news on 92.7, the gay, as in bad, dance radio station) and I actually called him Clay Gayken! I had to say, dammit it's MK, he calls him that, I actually thought his last name was Gayken instead of Aiken for a split second!
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dlisted leet.

scary scary shit.

i actually used the crisco handjob/sugar cookie reference in real life. then i laughed too much and apologized to the aghast faces around me. then i laughed some more.
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♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.

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DAMN IT. Now I sort of like him. Ugh. Damn you Clay!

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Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 3:32pm.

i actually used the crisco handjob/sugar cookie reference in real life.
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Yesterday I went out to lunch with some girls from work and I asked them "Which one of you hos picked this place out?"
They all laughed uncomfortably.

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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!

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I never liked him but now I do. Not as a singer but as an honest person who really doesn't want any one to feel sorry for him even though you do.

You're right MK, I watched the interview too, and he is kind of likeable...I still hate his hair though. I remember when he got that 'makeover' on American Idol. It's time to move on for the chunky scissor cut/flat iron mess on his head...

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Now that you're "out" and about...Clay...the only person with baby teeth will be the baby! FIX YOUR SMILE! Ugh!

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Submitted by paris herpes on September 25, 2008 - 3:56pm.

My bf asked about Clay coming out (it was breaking news on 92.7, the gay, as in bad, dance radio station) and I actually called him Clay Gayken! I had to say, dammit it's MK, he calls him that, I actually thought his last name was Gayken instead of Aiken for a split second!
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dlisted leet.

scary scary shit.

i actually used the crisco handjob/sugar cookie reference in real life. then i laughed too much and apologized to the aghast faces around me. then i laughed some more.

help

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Not crazy about him as a performer but on a more personal, shall we say "intimate," level...I've known many people who have gone through the same struggle and I am honestly glad he can start living his life out loud.

You go, girl!

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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!

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Carrottop,
It should be legal to run over stupid people.

I'd be pickin dumb out of the grill of my Explorer 3 times a day!!!

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Don't lie MK, we all know you would still hit it.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 4:25pm.

Oh shoot.
Now I am confused.
Y'all know how desperate I am to "fit in."
So am I supposed to like him now or not?
Someone tell me how to feel, please.
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No likey.