The Ray-Ban (And Now Flannel) Twins Go To Disneyland
This is what happens when you bump fuglies with the same bitch for a long time. You start dressing like them! HoHan and her labia lickin' lady friend went to the unhappiest place on earth yesterday wearing pretty much the same shit. Ray-Bans? CHECK! Lezzie Club shirts? CHECK! Skinny jeans? CHECK!
And yes, I said the "unhappiest" place on earth. Whenever I go to Disneyland, I always think that rainbows are going to fly out of my ass because of how happy being there will make me. The opposite usually happens. I get all angry after paying $6 for a sodie pop and I usually always get into a fight with some stupid bitch who is talking way too loud in line. I'm sorry, but while I'm waiting ten hours for a 10-second ride, I don't want to hear about some whore's life. That's why whispering was invented. Yes, I have major issues. We already know this. Just file this shit in the "MK IS A BITCHY BITTER HOMO" folder and then go make me a hot chocolate.
Here's more of the hipster scissor sisters acting all gayelley at Disneyland. It's funny that SamRo is wearing a Jack Skeletor hat, because they have the same body.
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Like several other Disneyland attractions, "It's a Small World" originated with the 1964/1965 New York World's Fair
and I was there bitches, yup, I was there.
I am soooooooo old.
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
SamRo is another one I want to give a makeover to. Could she dress like a 30 year old WOMAN for once?? I'm not even asking for a dress(God forbid)--just buy SOMETHING from the LADIES department and WEAR it!!!
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I'm sick to my back teefs of these two prententious fakes.
When they go on vacation on one of Rosie's gay cruises, or the Isle of Lesbos, I'll be convinced.
EDIT: And still not care who's gay, straight, bi, tri, bestial, blah, whatever.
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Oh dear. I have a red plaid flannel nightie made out of the same fabric as her shirt.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
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it means you need to stop shopping at LL Bean so much.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
I'm sure they wear the flannel in public jic they use a public restroom and there's no cardboard left.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
TITS - yes, It's a small world is being renovated to accomodate the "larger" people as well as giving it face lift for the new millenium.
Basically, those boats were bottoming out and the ride was getting hung up.
in all my time living mere hours from the los angeles area, i never had any desire to go to disneyland...they can keep it...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
It makes me crazy when I see people talking, only one or both are texting at the same time. My daughter texted when I took her to dinner. I made her buy her own because she texted through the meal. She doesn't text when she is with me anymore. I hate texters.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Aren't they renovating 'it's a small world' to accommodate bigger butts?
I read it somewhere so it must be true.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I snort all night and I screw all day...
Those theme parks suck you dry! And word, MK, they're like the unhappiest places in the world because half of them are owned by Disney. Hell, I doubt Hohan even has to pay because she was in a couple of Disney flicks when she was a teenagr. They don't even look like they're having fun, in fact, they're wearing too many clothes, the grunge plaid shit is always too hot to wear in sunny places like LA. I almost cried with laughter reading this and looking at the pics...they look SO bored! Hopefully they're tripping on acid or something entertaining like that!
Your face!
FUCK YOU BITCHES THAT MENTIONED IT'S A SMALL WORLD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
♪♫ it's a world of wonder a world of hope, it's a world of....♫♪
*runs away screaming and ripping out hair*
If it weren't for the knuckle-dragging homophobic idiots still breeding and sucking up precious air in the new millenium, both this and Gayken would be a non-story, even on gossip blogs.
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 25, 2008 - 4:52pm.
And can they please demolish It's a Small World already?!
They are demolishing it right now...but are revamping it to make it more current. Ha!Like that's possible.
I love Disneyland, but I park my van (yeah van) for free by parking at the hotel and taking the monorail. Suck it Mickey! I am also that a hole mom that packs the kids a lunch so we don't have to buy shit! You want Mickey ears...I will make you one when we get home!
So she's a leza less than 2 months and she's already
wearing flannel? I think she is taking this a tad to far...
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TITS / Topanga,
Forgot #5.
#5: It's really fucking cold at night.
...that's when you snuggle up to your lumberjack, he'll make you pancakes in the morning..so I've heard.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Jack 'Skellington' not 'Skeletor'. You got confused with Marc Anthony there MK.
Who allowed flannel to go back into style?
Is it still 1994?
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I want that hat.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 25, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I've never slept with a lumberjack - maybe i'm subconsciously trying to lure one to my den.
OR I live in the frozen north were it's gotten so cold I've worn slippers and a hat to bed. WHEW.
but i do love my nightie.
TITS / Topanga,
Forgot #5.
#5: It's really fucking cold at night.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
LMFAO...why is there all of a sudden a Disney Vacation ad under this post...so slick MK, so slick =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by MAD on September 25, 2008 - 2:49pm.
I'm with you so I must need help too... noisy people who think their fucking stories are everyone's highlight of the day drive me INSANE...
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yup. This is why headphones and portable music players are so very very popular.
I've started wearing mine whenever I leave my apt. Now I can't hear the two busy bodies who are always lurking waiting to make pointed points, complain or ask me questions. I just point at the ear buds and make a 'i'm sorry face'. IT'S BLISS!!!
(it's even better if you have a comedy album loaded - cause then you're kinda laughing in their faces... but not really)
"...and then go make me a hot chocolate"
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xoxo
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Oh dear. I have a red plaid flannel nightie made out of the same fabric as her shirt.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
it's one of four things:
1.you're a lumberjack
2. you've been married waaay too long and have just stopped giving a f***
3. your a lesbian
4. your all of the above
Hope this helped
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
" I'm waiting ten hours for a 10-second ride, I don't want to hear about some whore's life." LOL your fking amazing MK!!!!!!!
Oh dear. I have a red plaid flannel nightie made out of the same fabric as her shirt.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
i'm glad lohan decided to wear the pants that Kenley made last night on Project Runway. i knew they would go to good use!
Somebody should tell Michael Lohan that this is what happens when fathers treat their daughters like shit, and treat the mother like shit. They make a bunch of mistakes, get addicted to drugs, fuck every man in sight looking for daddy, then they end up with an ugly dike.
Maybe Hohan is reclaiming her lost youth, with her new Da... I mean GF SamRO.
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
I hate Disney World (I live in Florida) The tickets are like 80 dollars, then you just end up standing in line all day for the gayest rides ever invented listening to whiny, screaming kids and their annoying parents promising them that if they are good "we will go see Mickey later." Don't even get me started on the concession prices... just this past weekend I was at Universal Studios and payed $11 dollars for a burger and french fries, WTF?! And can they please demolish It's a Small World already?!
Your not the only one who is mean and bitter MK,LOL! Dlisted is my therapy =-)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
When I read that useless twat gets 8 thousand to DJ I almost threw up .
Bitch aint worth 8cents with her ipod laptop 2 button pushing DJ skills.
ROTTEN. Biggest skim skam since "The Empereor New Clothes..
NO, skratch that, make that the biggest skim skam since the 800 billion AIG bailout..
MK stop talking about these 2 twats, more posts on Coco, the Empress of Lucite , or Spaghetti Cat, Abandoned Couch, ANYthing, just make some shit up , ugh Im SOO puke sick of these 2 no talent hacks.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I swear, 80% of morbidly obese Americans converge in Disneyland on a daily basis. It's a wonder they can get on any of the rides.
I'm with you so I must need help too... noisy people who think their fucking stories are everyone's highlight of the day drive me INSANE...
I love Jack and Sally.
Okay, I want some of those Skellington mouse ears. I'm a dork.
I would never go to Disneyland without a child. Magic Mountain, yes, but not Disneyland. Plus, it costs about 60 bucks to walk through the gates....after paying 30 for parking!
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sweet like candy to my soul
sweet you rock, and sweet you roll
-Dave Matthews Band "Crash Into Me"
So....Disneyland is their new hang out? There's nothing suspicious about that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
My scissors have rust on them
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That's the melody to funky town!
LOL. I think its funny how Samho has a "farmer's tan." Can you even imagine her in a bikini? LEZKINI! ewwwwwwwwww
WHO THE FUCK CARES!! Ugh I'm so sick and tired of this Disney has-been, and a never-was go the fuck away already, and take the rest of your family with you.
Go back in the closet