The Ray-Ban (And Now Flannel) Twins Go To Disneyland
This is what happens when you bump fuglies with the same bitch for a long time. You start dressing like them! HoHan and her labia lickin' lady friend went to the unhappiest place on earth yesterday wearing pretty much the same shit. Ray-Bans? CHECK! Lezzie Club shirts? CHECK! Skinny jeans? CHECK!
And yes, I said the "unhappiest" place on earth. Whenever I go to Disneyland, I always think that rainbows are going to fly out of my ass because of how happy being there will make me. The opposite usually happens. I get all angry after paying $6 for a sodie pop and I usually always get into a fight with some stupid bitch who is talking way too loud in line. I'm sorry, but while I'm waiting ten hours for a 10-second ride, I don't want to hear about some whore's life. That's why whispering was invented. Yes, I have major issues. We already know this. Just file this shit in the "MK IS A BITCHY BITTER HOMO" folder and then go make me a hot chocolate.
Here's more of the hipster scissor sisters acting all gayelley at Disneyland. It's funny that SamRo is wearing a Jack Skeletor hat, because they have the same body.
Poor Lindsay is always starving and she STILL looks fat next to that dyke walking skeleton
I think MK is my real dad.
We are too similar.
I love you freak!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I say this with all sincerity...who gives a rats ass about these two???????? Lohan is a no talent hack and the dude she's with sorta looks like a chick, kinda :{ NEXT!!!!!!
awww, thays gayelles are cute
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 25, 2008 - 8:30pm.
One day she'll be back to taking the skin boat to tuna town.
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Is that a quote from the movie Dirty Old Men outakes?
~~ It's like looking into the eye of a duck.
And sucking all the fluid out from it's nose. - bernard & manny on fine wine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related
I fucking hate Lindsay Lohan. If she wasn't pretending to be a muff diver, no one would be paying attention to her anymore.
i can't stand her
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 10:33pm.
ITA She will eventually find the right guy, but in the meantime Samro appears to be right for this moment. One day she'll be back to taking the skin boat to tuna town.
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She should totally dump SamRo and hook up with Ellen Page. That gayelle is CUTE.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Hekki on September 25, 2008 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "I kinda fear Ellen is gonna get double Heched, cuz I don't trust that Portia bitch."
I know, I worry about that, too.
However, I recall hearing rumors that she was a lesbian YEARS ago, so at least I think she is a true lez. She might stray, but I don't think it will be with a penis.
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Yeah, but there are real lesbians and there are fake ones. The fake ones tend to be hetero inclined women who for whatever reason got screwed over by men and DECIDED to switch teams so somebody would love they emotionally fucked up ass...The real lesbians didn't play that shit. They like the tuna for REAL. LiLo is not a real lesbian, and I suspect Portia is not either. Yeah, she had a girlfriend before, but I think she's just super insecure about her looks (like LiHo) and a desperate true Gayelle is gonna treat them right, and if said true Gayelle is rich, hey...That's just what I think.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I want that hat!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Tigerlilly: "I kinda fear Ellen is gonna get double Heched, cuz I don't trust that Portia bitch."
I know, I worry about that, too.
However, I recall hearing rumors that she was a lesbian YEARS ago, so at least I think she is a true lez. She might stray, but I don't think it will be with a penis.
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
I know the whole "I'm outta the closet thing" seems to be the new Black, but this Linsday Lohan thing really annoys me.
There are so many young actress who are so good (Anna Paquin, Scarlett Johanssen) but people put attention on this has-been.
She is so gross and so NOT hot.
Submitted by Lindalou on September 25, 2008 - 7:49pm.
Lovin the new lingo, I suppose with open minds come new and improved ways to fuck over the ones you once loved.
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You know all those Gayelle gangs that Bill O'Reilly reports about are so gonna replace the "Bitch, I will cutchu" with "Bitch, I will Hechetchu"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lovin the new lingo, I suppose with open minds come new and improved ways to fuck over the ones you once loved.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 25, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 7:19pm.
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I kinda fear Ellen is gonna get double Heched, cuz I don't trust that Portia bitch, and I'm protective of my true gayelles...I can't really care about SamRo as much, but yeah, bitch is so gonna get Heched as soon as a cock that will have LiHo for more than 5 minutes comes along...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 25, 2008 - 7:19pm.
So when's Hohan gonna Heche SamRo? Yawn....
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Hahaha, I love that you used Heche as a verb. Kinda like Bobbittized. And ditto on the yawn.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
So when's Hohan gonna Heche SamRo? Yawn....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Didn't they say they wanted kids recently? They're not in Disney to enjoy the rides, they're shopping.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 25, 2008 - 6:14pm.
The Mousegayteers.
heehee
says the chicken wearing a toque.
The Mousegayteers.
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face it linds....your ovah for good....this recent attempt for ANYONE caring about you is so last year,,did you hire the paparazzi to take these pictures????
obviously cause no one would know you were there since you look like a homeless person with a free day pass, and good luck with the Dakota thing in NYC....NOT GONNA HAPPEN...you are a hasbeen and need to realize you aren't anyone....go away for bunches of years and maybe come back when you have an inch of talent.and once again, lay off the booze and drugs...you were a nightmare on the ugly betty set and everyone was so glad when you were done your final take and escorted off the set..
MK you dumbass bitch....its Jack SKELLINGTON, not Skeletor.
Submitted by kagancan on September 25, 2008 - 5:59pm.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 3:42pm.
:)
Oh if only cold weather stopped at the boarder.
You Americans are soo cute I just want to pinch your cheeks, slap your bottoms playfully and teach you metric.
Mwah!
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Promise??
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I promise.
A hectacre is equal to 30 cubic litres or 13.5 empirical 1/2 pints.
Next I'll teach you how to spell humour, neighbour, theatre and healthcare.
Disney is ok, it's just that my girlfriend laughs hysterically everytime we pass the It's a SMALL World ride. She thinks she's funny.
I'm sure Samro and Hohan had a real gayelle time.
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the word 'gayelle' makes me LMAO big time.
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 3:42pm.
:)
Oh if only cold weather stopped at the boarder.
You Americans are soo cute I just want to pinch your cheeks, slap your bottoms playfully and teach you metric.
Mwah!
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Promise??
You tease.
That was the standard dress code in my high school in the 1970's...I didn't know we all were gay...
Good thing they were prepared for the cool fall temps. Yesterdays high in Los Angeles, a blustery 86. Todays high a little milder in the mid 90s.
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 5:27pm.
The only time I actually liked Disney Land (aside from when I was a kid) was grad night. Park all to ourselves from midnight -5am.
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M.E. Those were good times! What H.S. did you attend? I went all four years during H.S. Those were THE BEST DL trips evah!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 3:07pm.
that also goes for the grand canyon too...
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I wouldn't mind seeing the GC someday...but I'm in no rush.
Perhaps when we retire, buy that Winnebago and take off to see all of America's weird and wacky roadside attractions.
Like Carhenge.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
The only time I actually liked Disney Land (aside from when I was a kid) was grad night. Park all to ourselves from midnight -5am.
I hated Disneyland. There was a heatwave when we were there and bottled water was like 4 dollars. I had a much better time at Universal Studios.
TITS - me too. There is no excuse for ALLOWING your child to become obese. Yes, I do know that sometimes there are health reasons and I'm not talking about that awkward "chubby" stage.
I get furious when I see one of those fat kids waddling into McDonals with their fat ass mother and they order a Big Mac, fries and a soda, SUPER sized.
GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 3:58pm.
TITS - LOL. Imagine having to get escorted OFF the ride. LOL.
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I know that fat is hard to lose and everything. HOWEVER, when I see fat little kids waddling alongside obese parents I get angry.
That being said, I'd love to see some fat little kiddie humiliated into losing weight after watching fat mommy and fat sister winched off the ride on a crane because they were too fucking fat to go on this ride.
ooh. maybe just new signage is needed and a weight scale. 'you must be under 220lbs to get on this ride'.
@GIG: Seeing as this is their, like, 5th trip to Disneyland, World, whatever in almost half as many months I'm willing to bet that they're SUCH posers they schedule pap time right into their every day calendar.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 2:26pm.
that also goes for the grand canyon too...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 2:26pm.
in all my time living mere hours from the los angeles area, i never had any desire to go to disneyland...they can keep it...
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Friends keep telling us, "Oh you have to go, you'll love it," and we just sit there and shake our heads and say:
"No.
We.
Won't."
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Flatsy on September 25, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 6:07pm.
and I was there bitches, yup, I was there.
I am soooooooo old.
Mrs K, were you just a baby?
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No, sweeties. At that point in my life I was walking and talking and toilet trained and I could read and write...in print AND cursive.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
TITS - LOL. Imagine having to get escorted OFF the ride. LOL.
Oh Fuck Me. Another GD fire broke out, this one CLOSE to my house.
COME ON CDF!! Put that shit out!
On topic...why the hell are these gayelles growing on me?
Someone slap the shit outta me.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 3:42pm.
:)
Oh if only cold weather stopped at the boarder.
You Americans are soo cute I just want to pinch your cheeks, slap your bottoms playfully and teach you metric.
Mwah!
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Heehee. Now THAT I'd stand in line to see.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 1:54pm.
Oh dear. I have a red plaid flannel nightie made out of the same fabric as her shirt.
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
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it means you need to stop shopping at LL Bean so much
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It means flannel is perfectly fine in a COLD climate. Like Upstate NY or Washington state. Vermont, you get it.
Pearl Jam and Nirvana were in fact from WA. They wore that shit to keep warm, not as a hipper- than-thou fashion statement.
These two act like high-school posers.
Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Pearl Jam and Nirvana were in fact from WA. They wore that shit to keep warm, not as a hipper- than-thou fashion statement.
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I just saw Eddie Vedder the other day with a flannel shirt tied around his waist.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 6:07pm.
and I was there bitches, yup, I was there.
I am soooooooo old.
Mrs K, were you just a baby?
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She's flat and that's that!
I agree that theme parks are an ordeal. I left Disneyworld broke, exhausted and mildly disoriented.
"I'm John McCain, and I approve this mess!"
I want some of those Halloween Ears.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...