Friday, September 26th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 25th!
Someone should really let Jenna Jameson know that Baby Huey Jr. is sliding out again... - EmilyFate
Runners-up:
You can only imagine the horror Larry felt when he pulled the short straw at work at the elephant pen on Colonoscopy Day. - Madam S.
Huh. Here's yet another thing BLAAAKKKEEE prefers to do, rather than leave prison early. - WTFOMGLOL
Thanks Rose
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Submitted by emilyfate on September 26, 2008 - 11:06am.
Yay! Winning this makes me feel better than Brit Brit after a Frappacheeto!
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Booyah! Congrats, weiners:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
I see what looks like a yellow hose (?) or is that an extension cord for one of those lights you hang over the car engine to see by ?
And is this guy's head covered up ? God, I hope so !! LOL
a nasty pic all around, but I assume they have a good reason for being there.
thank you so much !!!! :))
the funny thing about this is, I drove a friend in for a colonscopy appointment this morning.
Sent him this photo yesterday as a li'l joke :)
Yay! Winning this makes me feel better than Brit Brit after a Frappacheeto!
these were some of my faves, WTFOMGLOL, I told you that was a winner! congrats!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by imk505 on September 25, 2008 - 4:17pm.
Is holing up the elephants tail up really necessary?
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you made me shoot beer out my nose
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Congrats to the winners - EmilyFate that was genius!
So many good captions with this one....
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Congrats to the winners!!! Those are the funniest comments in a LONG time and the winner really made me laugh my balls off!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Suddenly, the boys game of hide and seek went terribly wrong.
This is why you stay in school, kids.
One-ring circus.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Worker: Nope. I don't see Britney's talent ANYWHERE in here!
Director: Ok, well let's get this elephant into the VMA promos anyway - that'll be something, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
So this is how Nicole Kidman gives birth!
monchichi-chan
The shit some men would do to get some ass!
...China's first spaceman got more than he bargained for after crash landing in the local zoo...
Hey Terri, you'll never fucking guess what happened to the work experience kid today...Crikey!
If you thought Aretha's tits were in bad shape, you should see the state of Aretha's urethra.
Whoops...aaah.
Hey Boss - can you come back here for a minute please?
Gay Aiken demonstrates how painful birthing a child from his peen felt in his next on-broadway production entitled: Clay's Achin'
This is how Bristol Palin was taught sex-ed at her Fundie charter school: "This big ol' elephant here will help demonstrate how Jonah went into the whale to coax the baby Jesus out of his hidey-hole".
Karma catches up to Richard Gere.
OK, now clap.....can't? Tight huh?
"TALK ABOUT BROWN NOSING"
"HOW DEEP DO I GOTTA GO TO GET A RAISE"
The Republican Enema Party Motto - "Eat 'em up, shit' em out."
Republican cronyism at it's best! You lick my ass and I will lick yours no matter how fetid!
David Blaine's next stunt...staying in an elephants ass for 3 days
Roland starts his day like every other: fishing inedible objects out of Kirstie Alley's GI tract.
The latest in celebrity skin care trends: Elephant Rectum Therapy.
Republican breech birth!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
I simply cannot believe that someone finally released the pictures of Britney's last gyno exam!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
A Trojan Elephant for the proposed 700b bailout. I thought rumor was fiction. Sneaky Republicans are crawling in as we speak.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Dick Cheney finally gets his shot at fame on Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom! I hope Marlin paid Jim Fowler well for treating that economic blockage!
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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed, and hence clamorous to be led to safety, by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.” - H.L. Mencken
Somehow, this is not the economic 'fix' we were hoping for...
Seeing that man in the elephant's ass reminded David Blaine of his performance that fateful night in central park, high and shitty!
Who would've pegged Clay for an aggressive top?
You uh... uhh... might want to uh.. check my asshole.
I'm serious man, if you can handle THAT, you are ready for Paris nasty twat
No Dumbass! When your elephant stalls, you lift his other trunk!
There's my car keys!
drill baby, drill...
November, 2010...Just two years after telling Disney to fuck off, Miley Cyrus is fat, bald and unemployed. To make things worse, Billy Ray STILL has his head shoved up her ass.
Oh. Okay. Therrrrrrrres my contact lens.
Don't laugh. Sufferers of elephantightass are for real. And so far there is no cure.
Coming up next on America's Next Top Model: "Alright ladies! The photographer is ready to capture your expressions as you come out of here one by one! Stay focused!"
Obama's idea for spying on the republican headquaters. Winkie the Trojan elephant.
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The lengths Tom and Katie will go to just to keep Suri in her own little world
Three days after Bertha swallowed her trainer, he eventually came out.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a elephants ass but I would rather takes the butcher's word for it.
The hunt for Bin Laden continues...
Is holing up the elephants tail up really necessary?