Johnny Depp Is Busy
Don't expect Johnny Depp to return your phone calls anytime soon, because he's going to be tied up for a while. And not tied up in the way you've fantasized about over and over again. The pimps at Disney have announced that Johnny will star in 3 films for them. Depp is officially a Disney whore! He's also the only Disney whore I want to see half-naked on MySpace.
Johnny is currently shooting Disney's "Alice in Wonderland" for Tim Burton. He plays the Mad Hatter opposite Mia Wasikowska as Alice and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee/Tweedledum. The film will combine performance-capture imagery with live-action shit. Tim is also shooting it in 3-D.
Okay, Tim owes it to the world to add a full nude scene featuring the Mad Hatter. Seeing Depp's peen in 3-D has become my newest mission in life.
After Johnny finishes "Alice," he will move on to "The Long (typo, but it stays) Ranger" and "Pirates of the Caribbean 4." Obviously, he'll be playing Jack Sparrow again in the latter. In "The Lone Ranger," he'll play Tonto and not the title role.
Okay, Disney owes it to the world (for bringing Miley Cyrus into our lives) to cast Rodrigo Santoro as The Lone Ranger and add a sex scene. Oh and that shit should be shot in 3-D too. I mean, it makes sense. Tonto and The Lone Ranger always wanted to do dirty sex to each other.
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I think I remember something about him wanting to do more movies his kids would enjoy or maybe I am thinking of someone else? Johnny Depp can do whatever he wants and he will always be cool to me ;) And I am totally going to get high to see Alice in Wonderland tehe.
glad you are all over him so he can be mine, LOL :P
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I can see Miley Cyrus in the role of a pirate's doxie. Just take off her new chicklet teeth and rub some grunge into her real ones. Then Depp can make her walk the plank or haul her round the keel.
Submitted by yeahbuddy on September 25, 2008 - 12:30pm.
*YAWN* but Depp still thinks he's "different" and "edgy". There is no one more mainstream in movies than Depp! He's as mainstream as, well, Disney lol! He still thinks his fans are young alternative kids who wear black and listen to The Cure - they laugh at him. His fans are fat soccer moms. "He's so edgy!"
Jeez, someones a cranky little emo kid arent they?
Santoro is a hunk! Is he actually in the flick or is it your wishful thinking?
Submitted by yeahbuddy on September 25, 2008 - 12:30pm.
*YAWN* but Depp still thinks he's "different" and "edgy". There is no one more mainstream in movies than Depp!
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Are you kidding me? It's what I LUVS about Johnny that he always turns out an interesting performance. Like Glenn Close...
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this movie is gonna be awesome. i wish disney kept their gimy paws off of it, but burton adaptation of alice in wonderland with depp?? YES PELASE!
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Oooh I can't wait to see Alice in Wonderland!
Damn, he's a beautiful man to look at though.
And also - isn't it about time he gave George Harrison his look back?
"He's so edgy!"
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*YAWN* but Depp still thinks he's "different" and "edgy". There is no one more mainstream in movies than Depp! He's as mainstream as, well, Disney lol! He still thinks his fans are young alternative kids who wear black and listen to The Cure - they laugh at him. His fans are fat soccer moms. "He's so edgy!"
Hekki, I agree. While I love him and Burton, maybe that relationship needs a break. Still a sext ass beast though...
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I can't wait to see that Alice in Wonderland movie. I love Tim Burton movies. I don't know how I feel about another Pirates movie, 3 was enough.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 25, 2008 - 9:24am.
din't he say one time that he prefers to do indie movie , that he din't like the big production whit millions of dollars ??????????
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Is Johnny a homosexual?
Johnny has had so much plastic surgery that he now looks like a woman!
Discuss!
Any excuse to drool over JD is just peachy with me...
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Now I love Johnny and all, but it's been a while since we've seen him play a real man. It seems like he's really relishing these cartoony characters. It's cool, but I'd like to see him just be a regular man in a contemporary drama.
Why do I have a feeling that I am going to have to be half baked when I go and see all of these movies...especially Alice in Wonderland in 3-D...talk about trippy..thank you Disney =)
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din't he say one time that he prefers to do indie movie , that he din't like the big production whit millions of dollars ??????????
I could swear that I read that somewhere
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Okay, Disney owes it to the world (for bringing Miley Cyrus into our lives) to cast Rodrigo Santoro as The Lone Ranger and add a sex scene.
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And Olivier Martinez just for the shits and giggles of it.
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