Johnny Depp Is Busy
Don't expect Johnny Depp to return your phone calls anytime soon, because he's going to be tied up for a while. And not tied up in the way you've fantasized about over and over again. The pimps at Disney have announced that Johnny will star in 3 films for them. Depp is officially a Disney whore! He's also the only Disney whore I want to see half-naked on MySpace.
Johnny is currently shooting Disney's "Alice in Wonderland" for Tim Burton. He plays the Mad Hatter opposite Mia Wasikowska as Alice and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee/Tweedledum. The film will combine performance-capture imagery with live-action shit. Tim is also shooting it in 3-D.
Okay, Tim owes it to the world to add a full nude scene featuring the Mad Hatter. Seeing Depp's peen in 3-D has become my newest mission in life.
After Johnny finishes "Alice," he will move on to "The Long (typo, but it stays) Ranger" and "Pirates of the Caribbean 4." Obviously, he'll be playing Jack Sparrow again in the latter. In "The Lone Ranger," he'll play Tonto and not the title role.
Okay, Disney owes it to the world (for bringing Miley Cyrus into our lives) to cast Rodrigo Santoro as The Lone Ranger and add a sex scene. Oh and that shit should be shot in 3-D too. I mean, it makes sense. Tonto and The Lone Ranger always wanted to do dirty sex to each other.
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Submitted by Hysteria on September 25, 2008 - 10:21am.
I sat through Secret Window which was just about the bigest piece od shit movie I have ever seen only because he was in it.
Dammit, if he wants to be a pirate, I say let the man be a pirate.
I do not get loony about celebrities, but Johhny pushes me to the edge. Honestly, though it was his acting that made me a fan, not his looks.
OK, his looks maybe a little bit.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
I forgot about From Hell. That was a pretty good movie.
If you're gong to disucss FUPA you also must mention gunt, young lady.
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lizzieb
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soccer_mom
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Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 6:18pm.
Ahh, thank you. Some insult. I wish I could afford to be a housewife.
PS I looked up FUPA and felt quite unwell.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Mornin', Mrs. K! Good tips! i've apparently missed the better Depp flicks. But I'm willing to look again. He was pretty good in Chocolat . . . oh, he was a pirate in that too! lol!
lizzieb - soccer mom is supposed to be an insult to us, calling us middle ages, mini van driving, housewives, who have nothing better to do than drive their children back and forth from school, to "soccer" etc. In that assumption we are all fat, old and have major FUPAs.
senoritame - Yes, I had a few of those posters too.
And the Teen beat or whatever it was magazines.
Ahhhhhh.
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 1:01pm.
God, I remember being a teen, getting all rosey cheeked over him on "21 Jump Street".
I had the 21 Jump Street poster in my room, he is wearing ripped jeans and fucking the camera with his eyes....I wish I still had that poster.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Small role, but excellent in it.
Gilbert Grap, awsome.
Chocolate - DAMN FINE in that movie....
Fuck, I've loved him in every role.
One of my favorites is as the insector in "From Hell"
What's a soccer mom? I am assuming soccer is football but can't get any further.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Snowy, I'm here!!!!!!!!!!!!
My hands have been a little busy uh............ rollin' my bean! DUH!
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 10:10am.
YES! I forgot What's Eating Gilbert Grape? (which by the way is also a great book)
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I loved him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? and Benny & Joon. I loved Scissorhands too.
But Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was hands down THE worst movie I've ever seen. I couldn't even finish watching it.
I have all three Pirates, but I've only watched the first one.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 25, 2008 - 10:02am.
Are we back to the big butt soccer mom bullshit around here?
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Yeah it's the favorite insult of the pseudo edgy people.
Or the people who need a donut and a hug.
Oh wait, that's me.
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Submitted by Hysteria on September 25, 2008 - 10:02am.
Try Donnie Brasco or Dead Man or Don Juan de Marco if you don't like the cartoony stuff.
Secret Window sucked but he was great in it!
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snowy, I think it's the female version of spanking the monkey. :)
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
He's lovely, lovely and lovely.
I can live with a Pirates 4, but ideally without that Keira creature. My daughter loves the Pirate films and her bag of bones mess is not a good role model for my little one. Queen Latifa would be better as some crazy buxom pirate lady. And, as a bonus Nic Cage's latest wig as the villain.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 25, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I prefer to think that Disney is Johnny Depp's whore. Yeah.
I love that!
I can't wait to see Alice in Wonderland, once with my kids, and another with my husband high as hell. I would see anything with Johnny Depp, he could do Pirates 7 when he is 60 and I will be there.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 25, 2008 - 12:55pm.
I prefer to think that Disney is Johnny Depp's whore. Yeah.
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Can I get an "AMEN"??? Woot Woot! He may be "typecasted" right now, but he has the magic to break out of the mold. He's done it many times before and will continue to do so. He knows when to become reclusive and leave the world wanting more and he'll do that again soon. Then, he will be back with a whole new persona. He wouldn't have come this far and stayed around if he hadn't been a smart man!
what the hell is a bean roller ME et al?
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
those eyes! hot damn, the hoff is ready for sit on my face friday a day early.
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Are we back to the big butt soccer mom bullshit around here?
He may be enjoying a second career and doing projects soley that please him, but he's been nothing BUT different for most of his career. Edward Scissorhands? Ed Wood? Finding Neverland? Pirates?
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
i'm way in the minority here. But Depp is just plain annoying to me. Seems like he's always playing some lame, over-the-top cartoon character. Scissor Hands, Ed Wood, the pirate flicks. Wonka was impossible to watch. He's looking more like Wacko Jackson every day. Next thing his little French hussy will poop out a pet monkey.
not a good actor, fakey looking. sorry guys, somebody has to be the minority ho.
God, I remember being a teen, getting all rosey cheeked over him on "21 Jump Street".
*memories*
BEAN ROLLAH!
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Johnny Depp needs to cool it with the Disney and Burton flicks before he get typcasted...which he already is anyway.
Pirates #4??? Not necessary. Give it a rest already.
I prefer to think that Disney is Johnny Depp's whore. Yeah.
I'm also a certified Deppaloonie.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Rolling the bean?? AHAHAHAHA!! Yet another edifying day here on Dlisted. :-)
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"Johnny Depp is cool. He grew up near me in Florida:
But he was born in KY! woot
There is only one celebrity whose picture I have up on my office bulletin board...Johnny Depp.
(Oh, yeah, and Bullwinkle)
Under my pillow---Alec Baldwin's picture.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
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Euphoria, yes, I'm a girl, totally rolling the bean.
Not ashamed of it either. Johnny makes me crazy.
I'm a Deppaloonie.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
Johnny Depp is cool. He grew up near me in Florida and I never met him but my old roomate did and she said he was the nicest guy. His band used to play at a local place and then they were the house band.
He is doing all these movies for his kids. I know he treats his Mom and sisters well and I know his Dad still lives in Miramar, Fl and used to work for the water company but he has to be retired by now.
Those two chin braids are just right for holding on!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 25, 2008 - 8:46am.
What i read is that Johnny's kids really love him as Captain Jack Sparrow...so maybe he is doing it more for them. *shrugs* Not like he will go broke if he doesn't do another one.
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Yes, he said a while back that he will only do movies that his kids can see and movies that THEY want him to do.
I find that soooooooo admirable.
Johnny Depp and Rodrigo Santoro = sexeh times!!!
Depp and Burton = GENIUS *minus charlie*
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Submitted by M.E. on September 25, 2008 - 12:41pm.
*jumps up clicks heals*
*doing happy damnce*
*fingers self*
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You so nasty talking about rolling your bean around! AHAHAHAHA! ☺ (Um, I think you're a girl, I hope. If not, then change "rolling your bean" to "rubbing one out/off"!)
**me lost in those dreamy eyes, twisintg that twisted beard around my pingers,pushing his pirate hat off and planting a wet one on those wips.LOL*****
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Who pissed in yeahbuddies cornflakes?
i loves me some johnny depp, but ANOTHER pirates movie i cannot take...
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corr! blimey, I enjoyed clicking on to a Johnny Depp post! Look at those dreamy eyes...perfect liddle nose....oh my! I wants *grasps hands towards Johnny* YUM!!!!
What i read is that Johnny's kids really love him as Captain Jack Sparrow...so maybe he is doing it more for them. *shrugs* Not like he will go broke if he doesn't do another one.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
MORE JOHNNY! (Okay, I rarely type in all caps, but, yes I am screaming!) I would LOVE to see more of Johnny...anytime, anywhere and at any stage of dress/undress. I love that man.
Disney must be paying him a buttload to make more of those pirate movies. It's kind of sad to think that even a cool "rebel" like JD can be bought off just as easily as a Phoebe Price. Yeah, MK, I said it! Phoebe Price!!!
*jumps up clicks heals*
*doing happy damnce*
*fingers self*
YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! More Jonny! YES!
And he is sooooooooooooo gonna rock as the Madd Hatter!
Acid times if Burton is making it! Yippee!
God some guys look so good with long hair and dark eye make-up!!!
Submitted by arrgh on September 25, 2008 - 11:34am.
ha!
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OOH...Alice in Wonderland will be soooo awesome. Love me some Tim Burton and Johnny Depp. :D
Lemme guess that for the role of Tonto...Johnny will be sporting long hair and dark eye makeup...ya think? lol
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Oh Johnny, Please kill the pirates thing off. You're the only one that can do it.
*still staring at pic* he has the most amazing eyes. I love it when eyes are so dark brown, they're almost black.. sultry