Johnny Depp Is Busy
Don't expect Johnny Depp to return your phone calls anytime soon, because he's going to be tied up for a while. And not tied up in the way you've fantasized about over and over again. The pimps at Disney have announced that Johnny will star in 3 films for them. Depp is officially a Disney whore! He's also the only Disney whore I want to see half-naked on MySpace.
Johnny is currently shooting Disney's "Alice in Wonderland" for Tim Burton. He plays the Mad Hatter opposite Mia Wasikowska as Alice and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee/Tweedledum. The film will combine performance-capture imagery with live-action shit. Tim is also shooting it in 3-D.
Okay, Tim owes it to the world to add a full nude scene featuring the Mad Hatter. Seeing Depp's peen in 3-D has become my newest mission in life.
After Johnny finishes "Alice," he will move on to "The Long (typo, but it stays) Ranger" and "Pirates of the Caribbean 4." Obviously, he'll be playing Jack Sparrow again in the latter. In "The Lone Ranger," he'll play Tonto and not the title role.
Okay, Disney owes it to the world (for bringing Miley Cyrus into our lives) to cast Rodrigo Santoro as The Lone Ranger and add a sex scene. Oh and that shit should be shot in 3-D too. I mean, it makes sense. Tonto and The Lone Ranger always wanted to do dirty sex to each other.
Swear to ME!
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Sorry, REALLY BAD NEWS for you all.
I read george Clooney is up for Lone Ranger. I KNOW, I KNOW...it sounds like a JOKE. But I don't think it is as Clooney commented he always wanted to work with Depp.
I hope it isn't true, because it will be shiteous like Batman and Robin was.
Please Depp....hold out for a better actor!!
to comment on the gay thing, i think its more of a transvestite thing. i hear he likes womens shoes and stockings...a lot...and how many times has he dressed up like a chick on tv or in movies? however, the great majority of transvestites are actually heterosexual males. either way, he's still a beautiful man.
As drumk as I may typo, Um not drunk enough to tend to my dinner of BBQ prawns and icy beer...
Thank you Lizzie for reminding me.
The next time we converse, Y'ALL will prolly be drumk.
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I was all pissed about the Pirates movies until I found out they were for his kids. I fucking hate sequels.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
omg, that's better. Someone more worthy of our attendance.
Submitted by ophelia_drowns on September 25, 2008 - 6:01pm.
Here's a list of Tim Burton's next projects:
A sequel to "Nightmare Before Christmas", followed by a prequel, which will each be rereleased 56 times in the next ten years;
A remake of The Addams Family starring Johnny Depp as the entire family.
A feature called "Wacky Horror Swirly Things" that consists simply of Johnny Depp looking at the camera for two hours. It will make more money than Titanic and The Dark Knight combined, and will win a Best Picture Oscar.
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That was the funniest comment I've read all day. LMAO!
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“Chicks love wang bone. Why do you think they have strap-ons and things in that nature, to simulate wang bones, which i come stocked with.”
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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Submitted by denise13 on September 25, 2008 - 5:32pm.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
M.E. : Uh.... I know what I said, someone questioned it so I clarified they were right he was born in KY but moved to Florida.
Why bother being a board bully. Thats why I lurk and never post because of people like you. ADIOS ASSHOLE!
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And there you have it.
Here's a list of Tim Burton's next projects:
A sequel to "Nightmare Before Christmas", followed by a prequel, which will each be rereleased 56 times in the next ten years;
A remake of The Addams Family starring Johnny Depp as the entire family.
A feature called "Wacky Horror Swirly Things" that consists simply of Johnny Depp looking at the camera for two hours. It will make more money than Titanic and The Dark Knight combined, and will win a Best Picture Oscar.
Submitted by Mick on September 25, 2008 - 6:04pm.
Every photo I see of Johnny Depp just screams out at me: "I'm a raging queen! I'm a raging queen!". Either the dude is gay or else Liberace was a closet hetero.
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No, no! He's a sexy femme-dude. You know - those guys who are so thin and girly but when you get 'em in bed their all, well, kinda kinky...? YUM!
Ok, but he could be bi.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Every photo I see of Johnny Depp just screams out at me: "I'm a raging queen! I'm a raging queen!". Either the dude is gay or else Liberace was a closet hetero.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
M.E. : Uh.... I know what I said, someone questioned it so I clarified they were right he was born in KY but moved to Florida.
Why bother being a board bully. Thats why I lurk and never post because of people like you. ADIOS ASSHOLE!
This is some straight up FUCKERY- Mickael K.
I think they've milked Captain Jack of all the rum he's worth now. Disney...please move on to "Tomorrowland" and focus on that. Dammit, and make a movie about Big Thunder Mountain; that's one of the best rides going!
There is no frontal Depp nekkid shots that I know of, but here is a butt shot from Private Resort:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.sear...
"He's also the only Disney whore I want to see half-naked on MySpace."
please -- FULLY-NAKED, please Mr. Depp!
*throws whatever that guy in the elephants butt finds at Marfa!!!*
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
*throws rotten tomatoes at Marfa*
*sits on Snowpiece*
I WIN!!!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
everyone throw fruit at Marfy!!!!!!****************************1/20/09
It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
*reads previous posts and then runs away before everyone gets mad at her* D:
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Johnny Depp has become a sell-out who only does repetitive roles. It makes me sad. :(
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Oh yeah...and The Libertine was a good flick too. :D
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Ok...i have to say for the Keira haters that i don't think she will be in Pirates 4. I had heard that ONLY johnny will be continuing on. Because of that I LOVE the idea of another pirates flick. From what i can tell it will be about Captain Jack searching for the fountain of youth. Maybe have a new chickie in it that has some meat on her bones?? Keira was never convincing as a pirate chick...waaaay too bony.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
That Gangster Movie he's doing Christian Bale's in it too. My weed dealer confirmed
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That's the melody to funky town!
He's got some acting talent, imo... but since the guy chain smokes I always imagine his breath as total ass breath.... which is a major turn off.
Someone thinks that the Depp has had plastic surgery?!?!?! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
He still looks the same as when he was younger, just PROPERLY AGED!
Oh, and he is part Naitive American, that helps in the young looking department.
I have been in love with Johnny since 21 Jump Street. I have forgiven him for putting down America and for his horrible taste in women, but I really doubt he's packing anything worth writing home about.
"What's Eating Gilbert Grape" is one of his best movies.
Has nobody mentioned Chocolat? That movie was really good IMO.
Mrs K.,
Thanks! I do not know what rugelach is, but i bet it's better than a frog in a hole!
Snowy / IG!
RIGHT!! RIGHT!!!
*goes back in the corner to rock gently and hum*
*Oompa-Loompa-Doompa-Dee-Do*
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Kimosabe!! And hopefully Johnny gives a dirty sanchez Mrs. K, call Domino's and order a couple of those oven baked sammie's and have them throw in some sort of fried dough cinnamon things...It will tide you over.
Tomorrow is Joey's Happy Birthday and I am going to make my own Pineapple UpSide Down cake,,,because (giggle) that is how I roll.....
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Oooo, I wonder if JD will be bare chested and wearing a loincloth as Tonto?? Hot Damn! *drools*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgeDh1WCyeM
I'm a Depp fan, but the prospect of these movies doesn't excite me. His gangster film next year is what I'm anticipating.
I'm hoping that Alice in Wonderland is more Sweeney Todd quality than Willy Wonka.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Clarisse on September 25, 2008 - 12:49pm.
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"The Libertine" was the best evah.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I.cannot.WAIT.to see Alice in Wonderland!
yes Clarisse, whatever you say Clarisse....
;P
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Niiiiiiice
except Pirates 4. Boooring. Keira whatever's pout is unnecessary
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That's the melody to funky town!
to me, Johnny is low key, not all hollywood crap that we have now. great actor on whatever role he plays.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 25, 2008 - 10:52am.
um...not that i'm obsessed.
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*handing Clarisse some Valium*
I TOTALLY agree with you, dear.
Don't WE ALL agree with Clarisse?
*looking around eagerly and pleadingly*
Come sit by me, bubbeleh...we'll have some rugelach, 'K?
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
um...not that i'm obsessed.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Rolling the bean or bead = Fingering the clit
There, I said it.
Depp plays the same character? Over-rated? Come on now…..Pirates, The Libertine, Sleepy Hollow, Donnie Brasco, Edward Scissorhands, From Hell, Fear and Loathing, Blow, Don Juan DeMarco, Ed Wood, Benny & Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape etc…etc…
OH! Cry Baby!!!
As far as him having plastic surgery…hooey!
Depp in 1990
http://www.francisfamily.me.uk/young.jpg
Depp in 2008
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/johnny_depp_biography_...
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 12:26pm.
Gilbert Grape is supposed to be really good. I forgot he was in that. He is cute, no doubt. Well, I'll have to check out some of these flicks. I think it's gonna be a long winter. I'm looking for some good dvd recommendations!
oh ok, rolling the bean, I get it , LOL
ewww ;P
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
denise13: Uh.....you've already told us that.
lizzieb - yes, what an insult huh..*rolls eyes*
If I could only afford to be at home with my kids 24/7.
ANd who was it, Mrs K....you said it was his acting skillz that attracted you to him?
Well, I fell for the looks as a teen, but as an adult, I've learned to appreciate his acting skills.
And I still think he is fucking HOT!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 25, 2008 - 10:26am.
I'd kill for some baked goods right about now...
Speaking of which, how's the little one you got in your oven?♥
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
I know most of you would disagree, but I don't find him 'doable'. I just think he's a beautiful creature to look at.
I do think he's a great actor and he's humble, which is endearing to me.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Thanks and as for 'gunt' I really, really don't want to know. Off to finish dinner now, thanks for the education.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
He was born in KY but moved to Miramar Florida when he was a kid. Many people from the North and other states moved to Florida In the 70's and 80's because there was cheap real estate and a booming job market with the states growth.
Mrs. K- I want a donut and a hug! Okay, make that six donuts and some tongue action from the Depp.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ